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2000 AD => Suggestions => Topic started by: psycho_slaughterman on 02 November, 2005, 02:41:50 PM

Title: dark judge
Post by: psycho_slaughterman on 02 November, 2005, 02:41:50 PM
if you hed to create a new dark judge who would they be and what could they do?
Title: Re: dark judge
Post by: Conexus on 02 November, 2005, 03:02:29 PM
Judge Fear- make people die of fear- making their worst nightmares seem real
Title: Re: dark judge
Post by: Carlsborg Expert on 02 November, 2005, 03:06:28 PM
Judge Pain.

The ability to cause excruciating pain to a single ...or more person for hours until heart attack.
Title: Re: dark judge
Post by: Leigh S on 02 November, 2005, 03:12:19 PM
I like Conexus's suggestion - no why hadnt anyone thought of that before...
Title: Re: dark judge
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 02 November, 2005, 03:18:11 PM
I wrote a one-page strip with a new Dark Judge in it... just needs someone to publish it... (he says waiting for the 'dustbin lid' and 'caravan' pix)
Title: Re: dark judge
Post by: Carlsborg Expert on 02 November, 2005, 03:25:12 PM
Want me to illos it, DxD. Sounds like fun.

Ill illustrate it if you write me a Judge Pain story.

Heh? HEH?
Title: Pro Evolution Soccer 5. Can't get online
Post by: Bhuna on 02 November, 2005, 03:54:24 PM
Hi guys, I don't know if anyone can help, but here goes.

I've just bought the pc version of Pro Evolution Soccer 5 and am having major problems getting online.

Im with NTL to via their cable modem. I'm getting an error message of:

"Unable to transmit using UDP port 5730. You may need to connect directly to the internet or adjust your connection device ie. router settings etc.
Assign DMZ, port mapping, configure NAT table and other router settings to console.
Individual products may use unique terminology"

I've asked around and some ppl are saying it the router (but I'm on a modemL and some ppl are saying it's a firewall problem. I've got the MS server pack 2 firewall and McAfee.

Does anyone have any ideas how I can get around this?
Cheers
Bhuna
Title: Re: dark judge
Post by: Satanist on 02 November, 2005, 03:55:33 PM
Judge Itchybaws - His touch causes the victims genitalia to swell and itch which drives them stark staring mad.

Oh and they piss napalm as well.
Title: Re: dark judge
Post by: Mudcrab on 02 November, 2005, 04:04:20 PM
Judge Talent Show Aaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!

Title: Re: dark judge
Post by: Mudcrab on 02 November, 2005, 04:06:57 PM
Oh yeah, he reduces the victims self esteem to such a low level that they want to kill themselves, but does it in such a way to inspire respect too.

"Grud damn you Judge Talent Show, you have confirmed my fears that I have no talent at all" - kills self.
Title: Re: dark judge
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 02 November, 2005, 07:02:04 PM
Judge Co-op.

He's always absolutely full and bloody expensive but waves these complaints away by pointing out that he's 'fair trade'.

But you only wanted a packet of hobnobs anyway!

He just taunts you, living over the road as he does.