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2000 AD => General => Topic started by: Rambo on 25 May, 2002, 02:25:57 AM

Title: Scojo - a menace to society, or just misunderstood?
Post by: Rambo on 25 May, 2002, 02:25:57 AM
His ego brushes the clouds whilst his knuckles drag on the ground. His command of the English language is matched only by his grasp of particle physics.

His main distinguishing features are his ability to hold a monologue with himself, alienate his entire audience and his complete inability to accept criticism. He is, however, amazingly tenacious, and the story of Robert the Bruce and the spiderweb must have been one of his favourites at school.


He's one of these unique characters that you get on any such forums as this (although why the forums I frequent attract more than their fair share of wierdos I don't know) and you either love him or hate him. Or both. Ambivalence is a common phenomenon in these cases, but so are attacks of "message board rage" which can result in hunderds or even thousands of pounds woth of damage to innocent PCs, and "Parental Advisory" stickers on the sufferer's posts.

Stress and high blood pressure are other side effects, and unconfirmed reports suggest that prescriptions for tranquilisers along with psychiatric evaluations treble after one of Scoje's posting sessions.

Still... who else would we laugh at if he wasn't here, eh? :)
Title: Re: Scojo - a menace to society, o...
Post by: Rambo on 25 May, 2002, 02:27:24 AM
Obviously Scoje is not the only person capable of the odd typo or two. Spot the (deliberate - my arse!) mistake above! :p
Title: Re: Scojo - a menace to society, o...
Post by: Thread Zero on 25 May, 2002, 04:31:49 AM
Yeah all that may be true oh wise Rambo,  but if you read my Possession screenplay, you may change your opinion. You really might.

As for all my twatty posts, at least I don't name myself after a dodgy 1980's American movie hero.

Make of that what you will Oh Vietnam musclehead.:)

scojo always pulled never pushed

Title: Scojo - a misunderstood menace to society
Post by: Wood on 27 May, 2002, 10:41:44 PM
Scojo:

Funnier than My Name Is Death, scarier than Bec and Kawl.