Title: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: Art on 08 November, 2005, 10:34:23 PM
Post by: Art on 08 November, 2005, 10:34:23 PM
"Pirates off the coast of Somalia wave and smile as they attack a luxury cruise liner at the weekend..."
Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/4417862.stm
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Post by: Art on 08 November, 2005, 10:38:54 PM
Post by: Art on 08 November, 2005, 10:38:54 PM
Activate the SONIC WEAPON!
Title: Re: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: Matt Timson on 08 November, 2005, 10:56:54 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 08 November, 2005, 10:56:54 PM
Pfff... Call themselves pirates? They haven't even got a Jolly Roger!
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Post by: Matt Timson on 08 November, 2005, 10:59:58 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 08 November, 2005, 10:59:58 PM
YAARRR!
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Post by: johnnystress on 08 November, 2005, 11:12:04 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 08 November, 2005, 11:12:04 PM
now THATS a pirate
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Post by: Steve Green on 08 November, 2005, 11:12:16 PM
Post by: Steve Green on 08 November, 2005, 11:12:16 PM
Riot Foam!
Stumm Gas!
I think cruise ships should carry 30ft robot sharks that they can deploy.
- Steve
Stumm Gas!
I think cruise ships should carry 30ft robot sharks that they can deploy.
- Steve
Title: Re: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: Thursday on 08 November, 2005, 11:13:02 PM
Post by: Thursday on 08 November, 2005, 11:13:02 PM
"They haven't even got a Jolly Roger!"
No, but if you look at the chap in the middle they've clearly got a Happy Brian.
No, but if you look at the chap in the middle they've clearly got a Happy Brian.
Title: Re: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 November, 2005, 04:23:30 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 November, 2005, 04:23:30 AM
i was visiting a pal once, who was being visited by old pals, these two very nice olde retired age blokes who trundled around the world in a yaught boat thing.
they showed me the boat, and the very large guns they carried for traversing the south seas. apparently they'd left the automatic weapons with friends in europe due to uk gun laws or something. We got mashed & they told lots of really scary arsed REAL pirate storys. sadly i was too drunk to remember details. YO HO HO & A bottle of Port, & a box of wine & lots of whiskey.
they showed me the boat, and the very large guns they carried for traversing the south seas. apparently they'd left the automatic weapons with friends in europe due to uk gun laws or something. We got mashed & they told lots of really scary arsed REAL pirate storys. sadly i was too drunk to remember details. YO HO HO & A bottle of Port, & a box of wine & lots of whiskey.
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Post by: Art on 09 November, 2005, 04:27:16 AM
Post by: Art on 09 November, 2005, 04:27:16 AM
Yarrr!
Link: South Seas Pirates
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 November, 2005, 04:30:02 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 November, 2005, 04:30:02 AM
in an uncertain world i like the fact that high pressure fire hoses beat machetes...sort of.
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Post by: WoD on 09 November, 2005, 04:50:16 AM
Post by: WoD on 09 November, 2005, 04:50:16 AM
Tis a VERY nice pirate you have there Mat....Yarrrr! VERY nice indeed!
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Post by: Something Fishy on 09 November, 2005, 04:50:49 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 09 November, 2005, 04:50:49 AM
arr, the old barbary pirates still live hey.
makes me want to grow a beard , hoist up me mainsail and set course for the high seas.
makes me want to grow a beard , hoist up me mainsail and set course for the high seas.
Title: Re: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 09 November, 2005, 05:02:01 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 09 November, 2005, 05:02:01 AM
Richard Madely to Pamela Stephenson...
"So you had the abilitry, the training, and the weaponry to literally blow Pirates heads right off their shoulders?"
"So you had the abilitry, the training, and the weaponry to literally blow Pirates heads right off their shoulders?"
Title: Re: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: Something Fishy on 09 November, 2005, 05:05:33 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 09 November, 2005, 05:05:33 AM
lol. you have to laugh.
when did he say that?
when did he say that?
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Post by: Art on 09 November, 2005, 06:11:32 AM
Post by: Art on 09 November, 2005, 06:11:32 AM
Lovely BBC diagram, complete with tiny little pirates...
Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4418748.st
Title: Re: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: Floyd-the-k on 09 November, 2005, 08:02:13 AM
Post by: Floyd-the-k on 09 November, 2005, 08:02:13 AM
arrrrrrrrrrr!
Indonesia has pirates too, although it is unsure whether they say "Yarrr" or "ahoy there matey".
Indonesia has pirates too, although it is unsure whether they say "Yarrr" or "ahoy there matey".
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Post by: Matt Timson on 09 November, 2005, 03:10:56 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 November, 2005, 03:10:56 PM
But would it look any good on a T-shirt, Wod?
YAARRR!
YAARRR!
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Post by: johnnystress on 09 November, 2005, 04:11:25 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 09 November, 2005, 04:11:25 PM
Link: believe
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Post by: Satanist on 09 November, 2005, 04:49:38 PM
Post by: Satanist on 09 November, 2005, 04:49:38 PM
Joke I heard which should really be spoken...
Q: Why are pirates terrors of the sea?
A: Because they Aaaaaaar!!!
Please accept my apologies all round.
Q: Why are pirates terrors of the sea?
A: Because they Aaaaaaar!!!
Please accept my apologies all round.
Title: Re: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 09 November, 2005, 05:26:40 PM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 09 November, 2005, 05:26:40 PM
Surely the top-right-hand corner of the diagram is illustrating "size of human to kebab ratio."
Or how a man is made to slide sideways when faced with the sound waves generated by an enormous kebab.
ADE
Or how a man is made to slide sideways when faced with the sound waves generated by an enormous kebab.
ADE
Title: Re: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 09 November, 2005, 05:27:30 PM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 09 November, 2005, 05:27:30 PM
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 10 November, 2005, 12:00:43 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 10 November, 2005, 12:00:43 AM
i miss read that as LARD unit.
LARD ! ! ARRrrrr! me heartsies ackkkkkkkkcoff colesterall hackkk larrrrD !
LARD ! ! ARRrrrr! me heartsies ackkkkkkkkcoff colesterall hackkk larrrrD !
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 10 November, 2005, 12:01:12 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 10 November, 2005, 12:01:12 AM
i miss read that as LARD unit.
LARD ! ! ARRrrrr! me heartsies ackkkkkkkkcoff colesterall hackkk too much larrrrD !
LARD ! ! ARRrrrr! me heartsies ackkkkkkkkcoff colesterall hackkk too much larrrrD !
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Post by: Art on 10 November, 2005, 12:25:40 AM
Post by: Art on 10 November, 2005, 12:25:40 AM
Well, that would explain the kebab in the top right corner.
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Post by: Art on 12 November, 2005, 09:09:28 AM
Post by: Art on 12 November, 2005, 09:09:28 AM
Now they have a mothership...
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Post by: petemaskreplica on 12 November, 2005, 07:29:58 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 12 November, 2005, 07:29:58 PM
P(irate)-funk!
Title: Re: Yarrr! Pirates!
Post by: Art on 23 January, 2006, 02:51:52 PM
Post by: Art on 23 January, 2006, 02:51:52 PM
Pirates - CAPTURED!
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 23 January, 2006, 04:27:44 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 23 January, 2006, 04:27:44 PM
Presumably they will be strung from the yardarm at Guantanamo Bay...