Title: It's that time again... (with apologies to Jock)
Post by: Matt Timson on 17 November, 2005, 02:36:59 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 17 November, 2005, 02:36:59 PM
I know we have a zany dream thread every other week- but I had to share this one...
I went to a comic con and had to share a room with Jock- who was completely mental and more than just a little bit intimidating. He kept changing the subject of whatever people were talking about to 'razor fights' and I seemed to spend the entire dream trying to switch rooms without him getting wind of it (in case he took offence and challenged me to a razor fight).
About halfway through, he decided to cut his hair with his beloved straight razor (which is easier to show with a doctored pic than to describe) and I felt like I had to agree it looked 'great' when he pressed his face into mine and said with his best Rab C. Nesbitt voice:
"Looks GREAT, dunnit?!?"
By far the most interesting aspect of the dream, however, was when Cracker turned up and explained in great detail how there was a direct correlation between Jock's psychotic nature and his artistic ability. It actually made sense at the time, although obviously- I can't remember any of the details now...
Like it says in the title- apologies to Jock. I'm reasonably sure that this dream has no basis in reality whatsoever!
No more cheese before bedtime for me*
*Ok- so it was red wine. Same thing. Sort of.
I went to a comic con and had to share a room with Jock- who was completely mental and more than just a little bit intimidating. He kept changing the subject of whatever people were talking about to 'razor fights' and I seemed to spend the entire dream trying to switch rooms without him getting wind of it (in case he took offence and challenged me to a razor fight).
About halfway through, he decided to cut his hair with his beloved straight razor (which is easier to show with a doctored pic than to describe) and I felt like I had to agree it looked 'great' when he pressed his face into mine and said with his best Rab C. Nesbitt voice:
"Looks GREAT, dunnit?!?"
By far the most interesting aspect of the dream, however, was when Cracker turned up and explained in great detail how there was a direct correlation between Jock's psychotic nature and his artistic ability. It actually made sense at the time, although obviously- I can't remember any of the details now...
Like it says in the title- apologies to Jock. I'm reasonably sure that this dream has no basis in reality whatsoever!
No more cheese before bedtime for me*
*Ok- so it was red wine. Same thing. Sort of.
Title: Re: It's that time again... (with ...
Post by: Noisybast on 17 November, 2005, 05:33:59 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 17 November, 2005, 05:33:59 PM
Noisybast backs slowly and quietly out of the message board, making no sudden movements...
Title: Re: It's that time again... (with ...
Post by: The Amstor Computer on 17 November, 2005, 05:55:11 PM
Post by: The Amstor Computer on 17 November, 2005, 05:55:11 PM
Poor Jock... reminds me of:
I OPERATED ON MY OWN BRAIN!!!
I OPERATED ON MY OWN BRAIN!!!
Title: Re: It's that time again... (with ...
Post by: Matt Timson on 17 November, 2005, 06:12:56 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 17 November, 2005, 06:12:56 PM
Well you know, it *kind* of makes sense. I was winding Mulcher up yesterday about him being conveniently ill at comic cons (thus going to bed at 7.30 and avoiding all those costly rounds) and I was browsing Jock's site around the same time.
I usually get to share a room with Mulcher at cons and whenever I think of 'jocks', I think of the likes of Rab, Begbie, Ness and Rennie- so the dream version of Jock was bound to be a bit unbalanced...
;)
I usually get to share a room with Mulcher at cons and whenever I think of 'jocks', I think of the likes of Rab, Begbie, Ness and Rennie- so the dream version of Jock was bound to be a bit unbalanced...
;)
Title: Re: It's that time again... (with ...
Post by: Max Kon on 17 November, 2005, 07:44:39 PM
Post by: Max Kon on 17 November, 2005, 07:44:39 PM
i had a dream the other day, which i'm going to turn into a pitch. so won't be posting here :P
Title: Re: It's that time again... (with ...
Post by: Bart Oliver on 17 November, 2005, 08:13:57 PM
Post by: Bart Oliver on 17 November, 2005, 08:13:57 PM
WTF