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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Conexus on 25 November, 2005, 04:10:09 AM

Title: scariest thing ...
Post by: Conexus on 25 November, 2005, 04:10:09 AM
...was just this Tuesday, when one of my tutors (Not my poetry writing one) said that she thought the best work I've done was a piece I did from the first person view point of a woman. I'd repeat what Max said in the chatroom about himself once 'maybe I'm a lesbian in a man's body', but bthe whole thing was the internal thoughts of a girl lusting over a guy...maybe those lust thoughts are just more uniniversal than feminists would have us believe
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Max Kon on 25 November, 2005, 04:30:33 AM
if i'd done it i'd have done a woman lusting over another woman and being all confused, cause it's closer to my inner being :)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 25 November, 2005, 04:31:13 AM
Congratulations on having the courage to come out.
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Conexus on 25 November, 2005, 04:42:25 AM
Congratulations on having the courage to come out.

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i'm not gay*






*Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just not of that sexual orientation
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Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Bad Andy on 25 November, 2005, 05:09:04 AM
Bloody hell Conexus, what were you expecting people to joke about when you started this thread? Did you want everyone to say how brilliant you are, despite the fact that no-one's read the piece?

Didn't someone call you an old grump on another thread. Time for a...

Chill. Pill.

But you can't have this one - it's for me. Find your own.
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Max Kon on 25 November, 2005, 05:12:53 AM
he meant come out as a lesbian
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Conexus on 25 November, 2005, 05:47:13 PM
Andy: how were you reading that in way to think I was being a grump??
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Bad Andy on 25 November, 2005, 06:39:06 PM
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It was this bit. I hate sarcastic laughter.

Sorry if you weren't. Now where's my pill gone...
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Conexus on 25 November, 2005, 07:34:21 PM
Sorry you hate sarcastic laughter that's what it was, I just found accusations of being gay from a Richard and Judy watcher a bit rich, and besides he could have been a bit more original (i.e shown any at all)

Oh, and Dudley accusing me of being a grumpy sod, he was,you know, kindda joking- I accussed him of the same after he disected why he didn't find Little Britian funny, for about three paragraphs.
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: johnnystress on 25 November, 2005, 07:44:19 PM
?ooh sounds like someones on the rag!


(joking!!!)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 25 November, 2005, 09:44:10 PM
Oh dear...
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Mudcrab on 25 November, 2005, 09:49:44 PM
Is this the first hissy fit since the poll?

(joke, not insult)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Conexus on 25 November, 2005, 10:26:03 PM
Should I risk insulting people's intelligence and use the ;) smilies more often ?
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Bad Andy on 25 November, 2005, 10:31:16 PM
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;)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Matt Timson on 25 November, 2005, 10:45:59 PM
Well... that *is* kind of what they're for...

;)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: johnnystress on 25 November, 2005, 11:10:00 PM
Theyre great you can say "fuck you c*nt- your post is pathetic"

and then with a simple :)

it makes everything aaaalright


you're all a pack of wankers

;)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Bad Andy on 25 November, 2005, 11:17:28 PM
You all blow goats




















What you're expecting a ;) now? It's true. You all smell of goat semen.
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: johnnystress on 25 November, 2005, 11:22:00 PM
asshole



:)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 25 November, 2005, 11:25:53 PM
so does that ;) really make it all okay ?

like if i was to tell the people that i thought were scum off my boots, and pathetic yukky half-life cretins, & bitchy fuckers, and then go ;)   ...  no-one would mind ?

mmm, but then that would mean i'd actually have to bother reading their crap, which i can't be..... yawn ......z z z z z
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: johnnystress on 25 November, 2005, 11:46:41 PM
It's ok in real life, so long as right after you've said what on your mind you tilt your head to the side and smile- a wink for the more intimate variety

thusly


:)

;)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Carlsborg Expert on 26 November, 2005, 12:26:41 AM
What if I wanted to use the a colon or semi in a common pretext in a btw context like, (as for the list of wankers;)...

Does that work grammatically? Oh how do I assertain a happy medium,hive mind? ^_^

Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Max Kon on 26 November, 2005, 03:43:19 AM
if you wanted to use a colon or semi and a braket (which you shouldn't really); do it like i just did :)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Eric Plumrose on 26 November, 2005, 05:01:35 PM
Heh. It's not just your grammar you should have concerns about . . .

Oh. And have one of these ;) on me. No, I insist.
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: Carlsborg Expert on 26 November, 2005, 09:57:34 PM
What concerns I have about myself, Ill see the appropriate people about. Not take nefarious advice from a leisuretime message board on my charactor,based on; a load of messages and a few smileys.

Cheers Hivemind:)
Title: Re: scariest thing ...
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 27 November, 2005, 01:19:17 AM
No Lob the first hissy fit after the poll was when he found out I was listening to a Bacharach C.D.