Starting slightly earlier this year, but this is my last working day. So...
I spy with my little eye something beginning with...
B
bollocks?
Nope.
Board?
Botato?
Bastard
Board it is. Thursday's go.
Cool. I spy with my little eye... er... something beginning with F.
frangipani?
Nope.
What is a frangipani? Is it a really posh frying pan?
it's a kind of plant.
Festive cheer?
Nope. Getting closer though, conceptually speaking.
Food?
Nope.
Felipe Christobalero, Mexican messageboard troll extraordinary?
No, but I wish it was. Now I have an image of a troll in a Mexican wrestling mask leaping through the office and scratching his initials into the filing cabinets, Zorro-stylee.
Fairylights?
Very close. But no.
Father Christmas?
Bolt-01
Nope, getting colder.
Fairy Liquid?
Again, very close, but not quite.
Fairy on top of the tree?
Bingo! Give that silhouette a cigar! I would also have accepted 'fairy' with no extra contextual information.
FATC's turn.
I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with 'W'.
Werewolf Santa? (Santa Claws?)
Window
Window?
Wudolph?
I am Jonathon Woss and I claim my 5 pounds.
Winter?
Well, window is the closest, but no banana. And as far as clues go, it's not a window with glass that makes it close.
Wall?
Or Wing-mirror? (Stop driving while internetting!)
"Windows", as in the Operating System?
M@
Something in a window, on Windows...
Website?
Bolt-01
winternet?? (sorry!)
Bolt-01 wins!!!
Eddy Guardo loses!!!
Righty-ho!
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with...
C.
Bolt-01
CyberSanta, the Doctor's deadly yet innocuously jolly nemesis?
CRT monitor
Clubs and chains? Or are you logging in from work?
Canon DeskJet I455 Bubble Jet Printer?
No so far punters.
I AM logging in from work, thanks James.
Bolt-01
Ah.
Is it "Cute nurses"?
Colostomy bag?
Cure?
As in "Ahahaha - the cure! I've discovered the cure!"
Still a big 'NO'
I'm on till 6, when would it be fair to put up a clue?
Bolt-01
Calendar?
Mr C takes the baton.
Run, Chris, RUN!
Bolt-01
I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with....
P
Presents!
Prog (2006?)
Penguin?
Pirate?
Portishead?
None of you are any where near close.
Keep going! Clue at lunch time if no one can getit by then.
people queuing in argos ? probably for AA batteries ?
*starts getting worried*
P*n*s?
Hey, no fair! Do you mean panes, penis, pints or pants?
Partially-clothed Ninja Pixies?
Dud - whichever one is right!
;)
Perambulating pandemonious pensioners poking puzzled passersby pointedly?
Plague-Ridden Peasants?
Portcullis?
Clue 1- Green
Pine tree?
Particularly Plague-Ridden Peasants?
Plant
Huzzah for Oddboy!
Go Oddboy, go!
Yes, I do rule don't I?
Okay then... I spy with my slightly imparred "lunch time in the pub" vision... something beginning with...
....
C
Champagne?
Crazed Reindeer?
Much more mundane then crazed reindeer or champers, I'm afraid.
Card de la Christmas?
Cup?
Well I can spy some of those... but that's not what I had in mind. Still more mundane. REALLY mundane.
Captain Mundane and his sidekick, the Mundane Munchkin?
Computer?
cuffs
Similar to a computer in certain ways, but more at cuff level....
(...extra clue is available to anyone who knows what I do at work)
Calculator?
Discoth?que!
Over to you, Thurs!
Coolness.
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T.
trampoline
(they're all the rage, these days)
Sadly not, though I've often thought the office could do with a few.
Tea
(By the way, I was just musing... and this seems like the sort of thread that off topic musings wouldn't upset too many apple carts on (which reminds me of the KLF, but that's besides the point)...anyway: Imagine "Alex Zane Lowe" - the ultimate in hybrid ultracool celebrity presenters!)
Nope.
Guess faster, people, I'm off at five...
Television?
Topless supermodels? (or indeed topless anyones?)
Tiger!
Transvision Vamp!
Transformers, robots in disguise?
The Terminator? (also a robot in disguise)
Tutu?
Traffic jam?
Tourists?
Trains?
Nope, sadly.
'Twas Tinsel. No idea whose turn it is now...
Anywho, I'm off and won't be able to check the board until the new year, so hope you all have a merry christmas and a cracking new year.
Is it Tinsel?
I spy with my little eye something begining with S.
I'm off now so the first person to guess 'Snowglobe' gets the next turn.
Is it Simon Fanshaw?
Snowglobe?
I spy with my little eye something beginning with... M.
This could be tricky, so I'll answer any questions asked with a Yes or No response.
Is it a vegetable?
No.
Mince Pie?
Nope.
Bit obvious I suppose...
Marvel Superhero cards? :o)
No
Mike Hunt?
Nuh-uh.
Miscellaneous debris?
Monster Munch? (Pickled Onion, and an old packet too, before they shrunk, when tooth was printed on newspaper, and wagon wheels were bigger an, an, and kids these days, etc...)
Think bigger!
Monster Truck?
Market Garden?
Military Base?
Moon?
Smaller than the moon.
Possibly the size of a Military base, depending on how large they are.
Meteorites
Motorway?
More stationary than meteroites,
Shorter & fatter than motorways,
(Similar to Military bases in some respects -i.e. contains uniformed men with guns)
Ummm, that 'should' narrow it down!
Does it have a 'name' in front of it, e.g. "something" Airport?
One word, seven letters.
Mansion?
Bigger.
Contains several mansions though.
Aaargh.
It's not the name of a town is it? Hmm, but that wouldn't contain armed men. Hmm...
Bah, I dunno, I'm off to see King Kong. I shall return to see if anyone's got it later on.
S'later.
Well I'm off in a few minutes myself... I think this year's work is done... so I'll tell ye.
'twas Mayfair - which contains many armed police standing guard around the US embassy.
Only cos the chance to do this doesn't come up every day...
I Spy With My Little Eye Something Beginning With "X".
Xerox?
Xanten, the sword thereof.
Gaaaah, I thought it must be a place, just missed the answer. Good one.
Neither Xanten nor Xerox, I'm afraid.
xenophobe?
Xmas.
Carlsborg, you're up!
how can you spy an xmas?
Yeehaa!
Okay I spy with my little eye something beginning with E.
Because its so popular, yet everyone hates it.
just my luck....
The End.
The End.
eastenders?
Nope.
eggnog
Yess. Merry Christmas Max.
thanks, to you too.
no one's about so i'll wait to spy something
o p