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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 26 December, 2005, 06:03:24 AM

Title: When I was a very small boy
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 26 December, 2005, 06:03:24 AM
My birthday is 26th December.

I remember getting an Evil Kenivel bike one year and, about 10am, being told to keep it down (the bike made a vrrrrrrrm noise) because my parents had a hangover.

I was ecstatic that year. I woke up to find the box at the end of my bed and started playing with it, then got shouted down.

I remember, in later years, getting no present. (ie getting the first three fighting fantasy books in a box set, only to have volume three removed and wrapped as a separate present to be given the next day  - guaranteeing double disappointement). Or else the 2000ad annual one day, them the Dredd 24 hours later. Imagine the joy of a 9 year wondering on Christmas if you had the Dredd annual.

Anyway, happy birthday to me. No one else wishes it. No one else will get ne a card. Except Mrs X, whose (genuine) birthday 27/12.
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Post by: Rob Spalding on 26 December, 2005, 06:17:31 AM
Happy Birfdaze to the pair o' ye!
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Post by: Max Kon on 26 December, 2005, 06:24:56 AM
happy birthday to the both of you
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 26 December, 2005, 10:07:04 AM
happy birthday.
never so clever being at christmas like that.
but still birthdays are good days.
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 26 December, 2005, 01:25:02 PM
happy birthday, O he who curses Boxing Day.

You should become a Copt, they have Christmas some other day.

now you can shout as much as you like, I suppose.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 26 December, 2005, 03:42:34 PM
Hiccy birdy, and tomorrow for Mrs X.

Bolt-01
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Post by: Carlsborg Expert on 26 December, 2005, 09:46:18 PM
As a small boy I used to weep in butchers shops..


Happy boithday the lotta yah!
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 27 December, 2005, 06:14:16 AM

Dr x-mas sir !   i feel your pain, and your wifes.
 happy birthday to you today
to her tomorrow
and to my eldest mini-bou the day after

and to all prospective parents thinking of conceiving around the spring equinox, don't, it makes for very cold babys who can't get to hospital in the snow, and present hell.
keep yer legs crossed until the rightful time, beltaine/ mayday, that way the babys birthdays are brigantia, early feb & spring is on its way, the christmas credit card bills arent as painful as they were & snowdrops are a blossoming.
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Post by: Dudley on 27 December, 2005, 07:07:58 AM
1 hour 7 minutes late, but FUCK IT.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHAAPPPPYY BBIIRRTTHHDDAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 28 December, 2005, 01:53:46 AM
Happy birthday to you. And Jesus.

ADE
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Post by: Noisybast on 28 December, 2005, 11:07:44 PM
Happy day before yesterday, DOC-TOR!
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Post by: Trout on 29 December, 2005, 04:48:26 AM
Very, very, very late happy birthday Deek!
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