That's very funny. Except for the one where they imply that Johnny Alpha was a gay homo.
Heh! That's hardly the best example though, we should send him a few pics to help him out.
And then theres the Rogue Trooper smut...
I'll see your Rogue, and raise you a John Probe.
John Probe wins- bonus points for his suggestive pornstar name.
Quite right John, why take a chance?
"up the bum, no babies" as gramps used to say
Hang on, how can he "win" - wheres his cowboy hat?