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: 2000A.D. advertising slogans
: DavidXBrunt 14 April, 2006, 10:10:35 PM
A simple but fun way to generate publicity slogans for 2000 A.D.

Or if you're really childish you could just put the word 'cock' in the generator instead.

Link: It's theat 2000A.D. feeling

: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans...
: Tanky 14 April, 2006, 10:17:03 PM
'Beware of expensive cock.'

Sound advice there...

As you were then :)
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans...
: Funt Solo 14 April, 2006, 10:31:14 PM
"Happiness is Cock-Shaped."

"If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Cock."

"Behold the Power of Cock."


:)
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: Funt Solo 14 April, 2006, 10:32:12 PM
"Ding-Dong! Cock Calling!"

That's too funny.

"Don't Just Book It, Cock It."
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: SamuelAWilkinson 14 April, 2006, 10:35:48 PM
"Cock: The Other White Meat."
"Plink, Plink, Cock."

This never stops being funny. Except for this one, which is WAAAAY wrong:

"Silly Rabbit, Cock is for Kids."
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans...
: Funt Solo 14 April, 2006, 10:48:52 PM
Vagina's quite good as well (that's not a slogan, but these are):

"I Wish I Were a Vagina Weiner."

"Schtop! This Vagina is not Ready Yet!"

"Step Into The Vagina."
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: pauljholden 14 April, 2006, 11:44:15 PM
I was gonna try 'Apathy' but I couldn't be arsed.

-pj
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: pauljholden 14 April, 2006, 11:45:48 PM
Or, if you don't like apathy you could try masturbation.
uhm...
Good Honest Masturbation Since 1896.
-pj
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: Wils 15 April, 2006, 01:50:27 AM
"Wow! I Could Have Had a Felching!"

"Gives A Meal Felching-Appeal"

"Welcome To Felching Country"

"Felching Keeps Going and Going"

"It's Felching Time"

"Super Felching is Almost Here"

"Wouldn't You Rather Be Felching?"

"Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Felching!"
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: DavidXBrunt 15 April, 2006, 01:57:26 AM
Nobody better lay a finger on my arse
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: DavidXBrunt 15 April, 2006, 02:02:38 AM
Oh and just because I was curious I typed in HIS name and got...

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Scojo.
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: Carlsborg Expert 15 April, 2006, 02:06:01 AM
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Yoghurt Cannon.

: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: Steve Green 15 April, 2006, 04:20:56 AM
"Made to Make Your Arse Water..."

Just imagining that as a jingle...

- Steve
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: SamuelAWilkinson 15 April, 2006, 05:16:44 AM
"There's Always Room For Boobies"
"When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Boobies."
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: ThryllSeekyr 15 April, 2006, 08:37:49 AM
I can't believe it's not vagina.

Let the vagian begin.

You always have time for vagina.

The vagina bars are on me.
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: Woolly 15 April, 2006, 09:27:00 AM
'Snap! Crackle! Cock!'

'It's Shake n Cock, and I helped!'

'Grab Life by the Cock!'
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: Max Kon 15 April, 2006, 01:10:17 PM
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Cunt.
look ma, no sex
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Sex.
The Ultimate Sex Machine.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Sex in Your Cup.
A Tough Sex to Follow.
Which Twin has the Sex?
I Was a Sex Weakling.
Sex Keeps Going and Going.
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Sex.
From Our Sex to Yours.
Turn Loose The Sex.
The Real Smell of Sex.
A Day Without Sex is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Silly Rabbit, Sex is for Kids.
Tonight, Let It Be Sex.
Probably The Best Sex In The World.
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Sex.
Puts the Sex in Britain.
The Sex That Likes To Say Yes.


woo
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: Floyd-the-k 15 April, 2006, 01:49:31 PM
Nothing says lovin like 2000AD from the oven


needs work
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: radiator 16 April, 2006, 12:35:49 AM
Your Cock, Right Now!
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: radiator 16 April, 2006, 12:58:50 AM
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Dead Baby.
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: DavidXBrunt 16 April, 2006, 03:32:30 AM
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Max Kon.
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: Max Kon 16 April, 2006, 07:11:31 AM
It's Not All Davidxbrunt, Davidxbrunt, Davidxbrunt, you know.

Davidxbrunt Comes to Those Who Wait.
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans...
: critter 16 April, 2006, 07:38:59 AM
I tried spinkter, though my spelling may be off...

"151 Countries, One Spinkter"

"Spinkter, Its Whats For Dinner"

"Leaves Your Spinkter Minty not Mediciney."

"You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Spinkter."

Critter


: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: lisataylor 16 April, 2006, 09:16:31 AM
Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Pussy?

Devon Knows How They Make Pussy So Creamy.

Let your fingers do the walking through the pussy.

Go On, Get Your Pussy Out.
: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: lisataylor 16 April, 2006, 09:17:09 AM
Don't Say Brown, Say "Pussy".

: Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
: radiator 16 April, 2006, 11:36:10 AM
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Crack.