Title: the youth of today (part 389)
Post by: GordonR on 24 May, 2006, 05:08:05 PM
Post by: GordonR on 24 May, 2006, 05:08:05 PM
...or, 'nothing a good few smacks round the head wouldn't solve'.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)...
Post by: longmanshort on 24 May, 2006, 05:13:59 PM
Post by: longmanshort on 24 May, 2006, 05:13:59 PM
time to tell the truth
im not who i appear to be
im a fat gay ten year old
about four foot three
ma real names cornelius
MC DICKO who i wanna be
am a total fake
a wigga wannabe
i wear a 2pac tshirt
and talk about Biggy
I listen to bizarre but
D12 dont mean shit to me
i reckon am hard with ma gangsta knife
but im actually a fucking tit, who hasnt got a life.
I get tucked into bed by ma grandma at night.
Heh heh heh
im not who i appear to be
im a fat gay ten year old
about four foot three
ma real names cornelius
MC DICKO who i wanna be
am a total fake
a wigga wannabe
i wear a 2pac tshirt
and talk about Biggy
I listen to bizarre but
D12 dont mean shit to me
i reckon am hard with ma gangsta knife
but im actually a fucking tit, who hasnt got a life.
I get tucked into bed by ma grandma at night.
Heh heh heh
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Dunk! on 24 May, 2006, 05:19:09 PM
Post by: Dunk! on 24 May, 2006, 05:19:09 PM
It wasn't for the whiney high-pitched middle class voice I'd have thought it was the true sound of the 'ghetto'. Amazing.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Megadeth on 24 May, 2006, 05:29:18 PM
Post by: Megadeth on 24 May, 2006, 05:29:18 PM
His ode to biscuits is pretty funny though
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Dudley on 24 May, 2006, 05:31:08 PM
Post by: Dudley on 24 May, 2006, 05:31:08 PM
A particularly beautiful moment.
I like to mainly rap about love coz i've bin fuked over many times by hoes and bitches but that doesn't stop me still trying even if cupid broke my heart with his little bow. so dont let that put u off if ur female and readin this cause i'd fuck all of u groupie bitches.
I like to mainly rap about love coz i've bin fuked over many times by hoes and bitches but that doesn't stop me still trying even if cupid broke my heart with his little bow. so dont let that put u off if ur female and readin this cause i'd fuck all of u groupie bitches.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: GordonR on 24 May, 2006, 05:41:16 PM
Post by: GordonR on 24 May, 2006, 05:41:16 PM
Yes, can you guess why he's been unlucky in love so many times, with the "hoes and bitches"? (Aside from the fact he's about 12 years old, that is.)
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Post by: I, Cosh on 24 May, 2006, 05:48:24 PM
Post by: I, Cosh on 24 May, 2006, 05:48:24 PM
He's great. Number one in the download charts next week?
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: pauljholden on 24 May, 2006, 06:03:41 PM
Post by: pauljholden on 24 May, 2006, 06:03:41 PM
What's the obsession with gardening implements?
I like to think his mum interrupted him during the very first take .... 'RYAN! TEAS READY' ... 'ah mum...'
I like the biscuit rap though. I have a horrible feeling he'll be famous (once he cuts out all the gratuitous swearing)
-pj
I like to think his mum interrupted him during the very first take .... 'RYAN! TEAS READY' ... 'ah mum...'
I like the biscuit rap though. I have a horrible feeling he'll be famous (once he cuts out all the gratuitous swearing)
-pj
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Post by: I, Cosh on 24 May, 2006, 06:06:14 PM
Post by: I, Cosh on 24 May, 2006, 06:06:14 PM
I like the biscuit rap though.
Small ones, big ones, all different sizes,
Get a packet out when trouble arises.
I hope you script droids are taking notes.
Small ones, big ones, all different sizes,
Get a packet out when trouble arises.
I hope you script droids are taking notes.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 24 May, 2006, 06:25:11 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 24 May, 2006, 06:25:11 PM
Clearly the next Eminen... though his 'flow' needs some work. That and the fact he sounds like a brat in Adsa whining to his mum to buy him Grand Theft Auto...
"Shoot the wannabie wiggers, bitch" Pot / Kettle there.
"Shoot the wannabie wiggers, bitch" Pot / Kettle there.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: GordonR on 24 May, 2006, 06:32:28 PM
Post by: GordonR on 24 May, 2006, 06:32:28 PM
He should probably do something about that picture too, since it would appear that he's sitting on a booster seat at the back of the family people carrier.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)...
Post by: Floyd-the-k on 24 May, 2006, 06:37:25 PM
Post by: Floyd-the-k on 24 May, 2006, 06:37:25 PM
Gordon IS working for Private Eye (part 389)!
This kid must be good. He has 1021 friends! He's very well spoken for someone who swears so much, isn't he?
If he becomes famous, I expect the real gangsta rappers to take up grouse shooting and Anglicanism in protest.
This kid must be good. He has 1021 friends! He's very well spoken for someone who swears so much, isn't he?
If he becomes famous, I expect the real gangsta rappers to take up grouse shooting and Anglicanism in protest.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: El Spurioso on 24 May, 2006, 06:46:25 PM
Post by: El Spurioso on 24 May, 2006, 06:46:25 PM
I could just about puke.
Mind you, I've a pretty good idea that he's reading this stuff out from a lyric-sheet written by someone else, thus the odd awkward pause, mispronunciation etc.
Which means he's basically being used as a dancing monkey by some nasty-arsed organ-grinder. My money's on "Nick".
Mind you, I've a pretty good idea that he's reading this stuff out from a lyric-sheet written by someone else, thus the odd awkward pause, mispronunciation etc.
Which means he's basically being used as a dancing monkey by some nasty-arsed organ-grinder. My money's on "Nick".
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Rob Spalding on 25 May, 2006, 01:25:08 AM
Post by: Rob Spalding on 25 May, 2006, 01:25:08 AM
I like the fact that his photo was clearly taken by his Mum during a family trip at some point.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Megadeth on 25 May, 2006, 01:52:48 AM
Post by: Megadeth on 25 May, 2006, 01:52:48 AM
Yeah I got the impression he could be reading someone elses words.
Whaever the intention was it has worked to some degree as the tracks have 100,000 plays combined.
Whaever the intention was it has worked to some degree as the tracks have 100,000 plays combined.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Meathook on 25 May, 2006, 02:08:45 AM
Post by: Meathook on 25 May, 2006, 02:08:45 AM
Ay, yi, yi Caramba!!
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Max Kon on 25 May, 2006, 02:27:24 AM
Post by: Max Kon on 25 May, 2006, 02:27:24 AM
that's because it's being passed around like this
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 25 May, 2006, 02:40:08 AM
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 25 May, 2006, 02:40:08 AM
Fools! You've played right into his hands!
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Keef Monkey on 25 May, 2006, 06:51:14 AM
Post by: Keef Monkey on 25 May, 2006, 06:51:14 AM
He sounds tougher than me when he swears though.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Misanthrope on 25 May, 2006, 07:57:57 AM
Post by: Misanthrope on 25 May, 2006, 07:57:57 AM
Thats the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I wonder if Tim Westwood was like this as a kid?
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Radbacker on 25 May, 2006, 08:05:17 AM
Post by: Radbacker on 25 May, 2006, 08:05:17 AM
some one please tell me that I didn't just boost this guys hit count! if so shoot me now.
CU Radbacker
CU Radbacker
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)...
Post by: Funt Solo on 25 May, 2006, 04:27:26 PM
Post by: Funt Solo on 25 May, 2006, 04:27:26 PM
Another few minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: GordonR on 29 May, 2006, 03:23:23 PM
Post by: GordonR on 29 May, 2006, 03:23:23 PM
Sadly, MC Dicko seems to have hung up his mike and closed down his myspace site. Maybe he scored a lucrative record deal, or maybe his mummy and daddy found out what he was doing on the internet and sent him to bed without any supper.
Lest we forget - MC Dicko and 'ho':
Lest we forget - MC Dicko and 'ho':
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Bart Oliver on 29 May, 2006, 03:35:52 PM
Post by: Bart Oliver on 29 May, 2006, 03:35:52 PM
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: petemaskreplica on 29 May, 2006, 04:46:44 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 29 May, 2006, 04:46:44 PM
He must have got caught up in the MySpace equivalent of a drive-by shooting. But you homies can still enjoy his lyrical terorism thanks to the magic of YouTube:
Link: Word! Shizzle! etc
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Keef Monkey on 29 May, 2006, 06:08:21 PM
Post by: Keef Monkey on 29 May, 2006, 06:08:21 PM
The last comment "Fuck Dicko, Dicko dies now" supports the drive by theory, but more likely it got taken down because of the elderly gay porn someone seems to have pasted in a couple of comments down. Like 2 Pac though we may never know.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 29 May, 2006, 07:03:27 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 29 May, 2006, 07:03:27 PM
>But you homies can still enjoy his lyrical terorism thanks to the magic of YouTube:
The Genius that was MC Dicko will never die!
The Genius that was MC Dicko will never die!
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Keef Monkey on 29 May, 2006, 07:49:30 PM
Post by: Keef Monkey on 29 May, 2006, 07:49:30 PM
About 1minute 20 seconds into that video a man roundhouse kicks a small child. Nearly spat out my rustlers burger when I saw that.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 29 May, 2006, 08:49:42 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 29 May, 2006, 08:49:42 PM
About half way through the video is a mocked up newspaper ('The Daily Biccie') with the head line of 'Victory' below it 'MC Dicko gains respect from killing a trillion dickheads!!!'
Then further down the page: "Dicko Wins Eurovision"
Utter Genius.
Then further down the page: "Dicko Wins Eurovision"
Utter Genius.
Title: Re: the youth of today (part 389)....
Post by: Keef Monkey on 29 May, 2006, 11:03:43 PM
Post by: Keef Monkey on 29 May, 2006, 11:03:43 PM
Maybe it's actually Daz Sampson testing out his new demos under a pseudonym?