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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Mr C on 25 May, 2006, 11:56:22 PM

Title: Harvey can save your johnson.
Post by: Mr C on 25 May, 2006, 11:56:22 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to "going at it like a rabbit"

Link: Shiny and new.

Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson....
Post by: House of Usher on 26 May, 2006, 05:17:03 AM
There are also tissue culture artists teaming up with scientists to grow hymen tissue on petri dishes.

But just for larks, not really for therapeutic potential.

If we get into therapeutic uses for the technology, then we get into really dodgy ethical territory.

It has been suggested, for example, that a lab-grown hymen graft might be used as a technological fix for rape as a means of preventing honour killings perpetrated by the violated (former virgin) woman's family. Which does nothing at all to challenge the wrongness of 'honour killings'.
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson.....
Post by: Dog Deever on 26 May, 2006, 06:34:29 AM
"grown on a penis-shaped matrix"

Hope it doesn't go all bendy and slow motion like other Keanu Reaves' matrix!

Sounds like a lame excuse for shagging rabbits to me.
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson.....
Post by: Radbacker on 26 May, 2006, 09:58:28 AM
I swear I read that women are now having Hymen replacement surgery in America to be pure for their wedding day!  WTF

CU Radbacker
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson....
Post by: Steve Green on 26 May, 2006, 02:54:17 PM
I wonder if it's only visible to the owner?

- Steve
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson.....
Post by: House of Usher on 26 May, 2006, 04:33:43 PM
"I swear I read that women are now having Hymen replacement surgery in America to be pure for their wedding day! WTF"

-I'm not sure that's anything new. Sounds like simple cosmetic surgery to me, rather than any kind of tissue culture graft. They've been doing that for a couple of decades already. But yeah, WTF indeed.
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson.....
Post by: BMB on 26 May, 2006, 08:13:01 PM
I'd be asking for the 'generously sized' penis shaped matrix........
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson.....
Post by: BMB on 26 May, 2006, 08:14:09 PM
Maybe even use the forearm shaped matrix instead if I slip them a fiver!
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson.....
Post by: House of Usher on 26 May, 2006, 08:20:51 PM
...but without the clenched fist on the end?
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson.....
Post by: longmanshort on 26 May, 2006, 08:29:33 PM
"I swear I read that women are now having Hymen replacement surgery in America to be pure for their wedding day!

I seem to recall several instances like this - didn't pron star Houston have such a procedure? Kind of like reducing the Dartford Tunnel from four lanes to one ...
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson.....
Post by: Carlsborg Expert on 26 May, 2006, 08:35:23 PM
Oh I'm so glad I won't have to rely on corpse tissue implanted into my shaft for my upcoming *extension* surgery.
Title: Re: Harvey can save your johnson.....
Post by: Funt Solo on 26 May, 2006, 08:39:54 PM
Carsborg, the 12" extended jive bunny remix.