Europe's new Hitler youth mascot:
Link: heil
I feel distinctly ill...
'strength through unity'? Oh dear.
Still, you Europeans are lucky you've got this bland hero, his blond mates and his German Sheperd to protect you from that team of George Michael lookalikes
Cor! Racist or what?? Why are the villains so Arab-looking?
And I found this to be funny and offensve in equal measure:
THE TWINS:
"Castor and Pollux sometimes put their own team in jeopardy with their disagreeable antics. Sometimes this is because they often do not agree with each other. Their violent arguments may create dangerous situations - especially if, at the time, they are at the controls of an aeroplane."
Hmmm. Arab-looking fellas... dangerous at the controls of an aeroplane... I think I see what they're driving at.
What a villain!
He will destroy the Captain sooner than he expects!
What kind of hero expects to get destroyed?
Crikey - did I just dream that?!!? That's just... um, weird. And it even includes a euro currency converter!
If ever there was a reason not to join the EU, that's it.
:: "Hmmm. Arab-looking fellas... dangerous at the controls of an aeroplane... I think I see what they're driving at."
Towering Twins - what could it mean?
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I like Dr D.Vider's electrical beard.
(That's "like" as in "hate".)

Wouldn't it be easier to create his own empire by taking over a
united europe?
Maybe I Missed my calling as an evil genius...
It's that whole divide & conquer strategy, scutfink.
For more info, see the USA's foreign policy since - well, since they had one.