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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: monty-- on 07 June, 2006, 05:11:44 AM

Title: I've just killed a colony of ants. And I feel bad about it.
Post by: monty-- on 07 June, 2006, 05:11:44 AM
They're only ants. But what could I do? An ant hill was practically on my door step. I know I shouldn't feel bad about it but I do. I've just wiped out a colony of living creatures. Hundreds of them. With an ant killer spray. I know you'll all laugh but why do I feel so bad about it?
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Post by: J.Smith on 07 June, 2006, 05:13:29 AM
Why would we laugh? Ha ha!! Sorry.....Maybe because they are living things like me and you?
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Post by: Art on 07 June, 2006, 05:15:44 AM
What are you, some kind of hippy?
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Post by: Wils on 07 June, 2006, 05:15:58 AM
Pete from Big Brother is now going to hunt you down and set psychotic Jimmy Klankie onto you.
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Post by: monty-- on 07 June, 2006, 05:26:14 AM
I'm no hippie, just your average guy that's spending some quality time on the internet. Just feel bad about it, that's all.
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Post by: Art on 07 June, 2006, 05:29:41 AM
Well shut up about flower power and loving all creatures of the earth and kill more ants then!

ALL INSECTOID SCUM MUST DIE!
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 07 June, 2006, 05:31:11 AM
You gonna join that sect that wear cloths over there mouths stop them accidently swallowing a fly or something?
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Post by: DavidXBrunt on 07 June, 2006, 05:34:50 AM
Who's eaten Gilberts Grape? Boo hoo, who cares. Give him another. It's only a grape.
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Post by: Art on 07 June, 2006, 05:37:37 AM

Link: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE?

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Post by: Carlsborg Expert on 07 June, 2006, 05:58:45 AM

Well, there goes your next Bon Jovi gig...
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Post by: Dog Deever on 07 June, 2006, 06:02:09 AM
Ant-Spray is for poofs. Should've burned the fuckers with aerosol/lighter flamethrower and danced over their still twitching, crispy-creepy-crawly-carcasses. Make sure you burn the eggs good- until they pop under the intense heat. NYAHH HAHH HHHAAAAR!
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 07 June, 2006, 06:43:56 AM
your bad feeling does you credit. Just don't spend the rest of your life feeling bad about it
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Post by: Misanthrope on 07 June, 2006, 08:33:36 AM
When they take over you will be tried for war crimes.
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Post by: Leigh S on 07 June, 2006, 01:53:44 PM
"Don't muss a movele"
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Post by: the3rdman on 07 June, 2006, 02:02:36 PM
bad karma dude
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Post by: I, Cosh on 07 June, 2006, 04:32:02 PM
So all this is your fault?

Link: They want revenge

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Post by: Tanky on 07 June, 2006, 04:38:20 PM
Completely agree with Mr Floyd. Killing things is never as much fun as it oughta be.

Right, I now have to go to work and play with line cleaner, cheap ale and a pub full of miserable old scrotes. Who are, of course exceptions.
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Post by: House of Usher on 07 June, 2006, 04:38:40 PM
If they were coming into your home you did the right thing. If they were a general nuisance in your garden or just minding their own business, then you were probably being a bit harsh.

Don't know about 'ant spray'. There's a sweet, sticky poison gel you can put down in little drops that they take back to the colony and kills them all.
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Post by: Wils on 07 June, 2006, 05:38:15 PM
There's a sweet, sticky poison gel you can put down in little drops that they take back to the colony and kills them all.

Before I moved, I had an an infestation and that stuff didn't work. A combination of finding out where their nest was and few kettles of boiling water did the trick, though.
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 07 June, 2006, 05:50:58 PM
>There's a sweet, sticky poison gel

Seem to remember back in the 70s it had the fantastically un-pc name of Nippon
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Post by: House of Usher on 07 June, 2006, 06:09:42 PM
I think it still does. I used it to stop an ants' nest on a roof terrace coming in through the kitchen door of a first floor flat I lived in.

On another occasion I think it was ant powder I used on the entrance of a very small ant colony that had ill-advisedly established itself in a crack in the floor of my understairs cupboard in another house I lived in. That did the trick as well.

Generally though, I live and let live.

I also lived in a house with a small lawn, and where a seed tray had blown over on the grass, ants had pushed up soil to fill it from underneath, and were using it as a nursery for their eggs and larvae. When I discovered this by lifting the seed tray, I carefully replaced it and didn't disturb it when mowing the grass. I just had a look at it now and then to see what was happening.
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Post by: scutfink on 07 June, 2006, 08:20:41 PM
ny chance you can come round our place monty, we've got a persistant ant problem in our back yard and I just can't locate the nest, in a few weeks they'll probably work their way back into the kitchen, bastards...
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Post by: ThryllSeekyr on 08 June, 2006, 12:02:18 PM
To much of this sort of thing is going to drastically effect our ecosystem.
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Post by: House of Usher on 08 June, 2006, 03:42:48 PM
You what??
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Post by: feridian on 08 June, 2006, 03:55:08 PM
Once they get into the house there's nothing else you can do.
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Post by: scutfink on 08 June, 2006, 04:00:17 PM
They never actually nest in the house, they just make hunting forays under the back door...

Anyone know where I can get a pet Aardvark?
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Post by: Satanist on 08 June, 2006, 04:22:20 PM
You feel bad??? What about the poor ants? If sci-fi has taught me anything its when the insects mutate and grow to mammoth proportions people like you are onto a hiding!


C'mon the Ants!!!
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Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 09 June, 2006, 07:13:43 AM
Don't worry Monty - it's a little known fact that ants have an amazingly short life-span. It's only when we observe them through a magnifying glass that we realise how quickly they age - after only a few seconds they just sort of shrivel up and die.

















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