Things are getting out of hand, so be nice to the person below you on this thread...
Love your icon, it's soooo you!
my soft, wet and fleshy mouth muscle is firmly resting on the inside of my face. Let's cheer up people, life's too short :-) Have a great day.
Gorgeous manicure, Johnny! It's so you!
And as for you down below, I'm loving your outfit too!
Hugs!
M@
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Hey you down there...i really don't care if youve spealt any words wrong. its the sentument that counts. you are speshul. And not in a gets a speshul bus to school way eiver.
thanks Auxlen, that's good to hear.
Oi, you write terrific posts! It's fun to read them.
cheers,
Floyd
Why, thank you for noticing, Floyd! It's nice to be appreciated.
And you, who I can just see coming round the corner - we don't hear nearly enough from you these days!
Your Poe icon has me ravin'
You look absolutely gorgeous in that frock, you big hairy sex machine!
Now I know you're talking about ME!!
Ahhh, WoD. You look gorgeous in all clothing, feminine or no.
It's true...bloody ugly naked though!!!
Now, now cheeky. But I know what you mean, but you below (yes, you!) apparently you look smashing with your kit off!*
While you're down there...
yeussumph?
Blimey - you're an excellent coc ... nevermind.
i dont want to be nice
i just wanted somewhere to post this thing that i just found on another message board
Awwww, thanks Tweak. And another one for the person below me...
And don't be hatin' on nobody's moms.
Link: 'Cos dey ain't heah tuh defen' themselves
Ah, from Mr T's classic self-help for kids entitled "Be somebody or be somebody's fool". I also recall from the same experience a lesson in how to stop yourself looking stupid when you fall over by turning the fall into some crazy-foo' type breakdancing.
But returning on-topic, I must say that you down below have the most exquisite taste in hats.
It's a fucking fez, not a fucking hat!
But thankyou for the compliment. Whoever's coming up beneath me, I don't usually do this on a first date but just for you...
Aw, funt, I'm touched...!
I'd just like to give a great big hug to the next ten people who post below me, just because you're all lovely - Especially you down there, you know who you are!
awe thanks, AI, i always knew you cared,
you bellow, no one realises your worth
50p and a pack of blackjacks.
But you down there, you're priceless you are...
That's beautiful Larf.
But see the next poster- I just try to emulate them. They're just so inspiring, and a shining example to all of us...
You make me blush DD. What can I say? I do my best. This next poster is the sort of person who lights up a room
Why thank you, Fl?yd. However, if truth be told, that room illumination effect is merely due to the sun shining out of the arse of the person about to post below...
I do try and illuminate the dark corners of peoples lives.
The person below was refered to by The Times as "the personification of fluffy".
(squeak!)
Ah, but the poster below is always known by the affectionate monicker: "The furry fun friendly fluffster".
Only to my bestest of fwends, but this poster below most certainly can count themselves among those ranks as they have such shiny shiny shooooes!!!
Awww, shucks. You think? I barely polish them or anything.
I say, you down there! Everyone agrees you've got the most beautiful eyes known to man.
Aww, you ol' charmer.
The person below me deserves a great big chocolate cake.
Bwahahaha! Cake for me. Leave it a week for me birthday, ta.
Ah now, this is my favourite person in the world, a scholar, gentleperson, all round cutie whose boots I am not fit to lick.
I wouldn't argue with that. But I really only popped back in because this next person is SOOOOO deserving of everyone's praise...
Why thank you. However, I'm only here to introduce you to the next poster, your friend and mine, the incomparable...
... Person below me! Who is obviously such a wonderful creature to get such a magnificent introduction!
Cheers all. This is a most wonderful antidote to all the recent misery on the board, and I'm especially glad to be able to share it with...
ME!!!!
And the glowingly handsome, darkly sexual being that is...
Aaaah Bollox that will be me.....
But the person below has the brain the size of a planet!
Howdy person below, I feel sooo much for you I'm sending you all the lesbian love in the world!!!
Thank you! I use it to store my porn collection memories....
And as for you below, I hope you dont mind if I admit that thinking of you gave me a partial erection...
you wouldn't be human if i didn't.
unlike the one bellow, he's from the planet zorg
And how fortunate that I am, otherwise I would not be able to offer the one following me the blessings of the 40,000 Virgin Yaks of Zorg in honour of their renowned humility and fair-mindedness...
thanks Cosh. One does ones best. I get no kicks from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
But I get a kick out of the next poster here
Thanks Floyd.
I used to feel like this guy, but not anymore. Hope that you below me gets some of that medicine.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
Your icon! I love robots!
And to the person below, sorry for sitting on your head I hope it dosn't spoil your day.
be nice,creeps
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
Cheers big Ears! but I'm nothing compared with the utterly fantastic creeptastic chap who should be following me anytime round about...NOW!
creep is ok, now perps, well, they need a daystick
Thought we could use this back again, with tensions running high in the Scott Nestel thread...
See that person underneath? That person there is going to get a great, big monkey* hug. Which is like a bear hug, but far more stylish.
*Hat/fez optional.
Aw shucks.
When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have sex they're both closing their eyes and imagining that it's the poster beneath that's sharing their sweat.
Shudder...... think I need a shower now, but thanks!
Hey! You! Yes you below me! Have a bar of chocolate on me!
What do you mean 'salmonella'?
I was talking about a town in Greece and eating that nice chocolate at the same time.
This next boarder helps me get through the week just by being themself