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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: longmanshort on 22 June, 2006, 09:40:28 PM

Title: Insurers pull out (fnarr fnarr) of virginity cover!
Post by: longmanshort on 22 June, 2006, 09:40:28 PM
Three sisters, all virgins, took out an insurance policy to ensure they had the money to bring up Christ should any of them immaculately conceive ...

What's odd is that the insurance company only withdrew the policy after complaints about it, rather than just laughing the sisters out of the office in the first place.

Possibly the weirdest story of the year ...

Link: Holy conception, Batman!

Title: Re: Insurers pull out (fnarr fnarr...
Post by: scutfink on 22 June, 2006, 09:53:22 PM
So who's going to pay for the second coming now?

Us taxpayers I suppose.

Bloody typical grumble grumble grumble...

:)
Title: Re: Insurers pull out (fnarr fnarr...
Post by: Satanist on 22 June, 2006, 09:55:18 PM
Its just another example of single mothers trying to screw the system. They'll want a free stable next.
Title: Re: Insurers pull out (fnarr fnarr...
Post by: Funt Solo on 22 June, 2006, 10:04:17 PM
Never mind Lois Lane, I think Joseph is the stupidest man in fiction, believing that tripe about  an immaculate conception.

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Funny story - but what it boils down to is that those women had found a bizarre way to give money to charity, and the church essentially blocked it.  
Title: Re: Insurers pull out (fnarr fnarr...
Post by: scutfink on 22 June, 2006, 10:20:28 PM
But why would you need a bizarre way to give money to charity when there are plenty of ordinary methods?
Title: Re: Insurers pull out (fnarr fnarr...
Post by: Dan Kelly on 22 June, 2006, 10:48:27 PM
> So who's going to pay for the second coming now?


I think it was the first coming they were more worried about...





...I'll get my coat shall I?