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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Noisybast on 03 July, 2006, 06:29:49 PM

Title: Hasselhoff in chandelier accident
Post by: Noisybast on 03 July, 2006, 06:29:49 PM
Crying shame. Terrible thing to happen to a top-flight actor...

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Post by: Bico on 03 July, 2006, 07:24:21 PM
The fucking edjit.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 July, 2006, 07:39:21 PM
By the looks of things, he simply didn't look where he was going.


This is beyond words.
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Post by: Steve Green on 03 July, 2006, 08:14:55 PM
He's rubbish without his robot car.

- Steve
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Post by: Matt Timson on 03 July, 2006, 09:39:44 PM
He's rubbish *with* his robot car.  He's just rubbish.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 03 July, 2006, 10:47:28 PM

Those crazy sex parties, swinging from chandeliers is soooo last year... either that or Del Boy and Rodders were up stairs fixing the lights

 
 
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Post by: Lobo Baggins on 03 July, 2006, 11:20:14 PM
either that or Del Boy and Rodders were up stairs fixing the lights

Nah, it's the Yank remake of 'Only Fools and Horses', starring the Hoff as Del 'the Boy' Racer, reliving the hilarious moment when he fell through a bar in a heroic but slightly amusing way, grabbed onto a chandelier which had been unfortunately loosened earlier by Grandpaw (played by a guy who looks a bit like the guy who plays Frasier's dad from Frasier) in a hilarious set of circumstances, while his gormless brother Rod (played by Jeremy Pivin) and dumb-but-philosophial buddy 'Trigger' Riffle (Greg Evigan)look on...
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Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 04 July, 2006, 12:36:36 AM
He'll be okay, lighting never strikes twice.

ADE
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Post by: Art on 04 July, 2006, 01:51:05 PM
Also...

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Post by: Martin Jameson on 06 July, 2006, 06:10:31 PM
How can you be so hard on the man?

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Post by: El Spurioso on 06 July, 2006, 06:30:55 PM
The

Best

Thing

That EVER happened to my computer.

Fucking hell.  I think I'm moist.
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 06 July, 2006, 06:37:51 PM
In the latest Hoff news he's been chucked out of Wimbledon for blundering, pissed, into the press box...

Well there's been a retreaction and he claims he was just lost or somthing...

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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 06 July, 2006, 06:38:17 PM
Sounds like he's having a fun time at the tennis...

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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 06 July, 2006, 06:40:57 PM
Hmm not sure what happend there... I blame Kitt
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 06 July, 2006, 07:44:14 PM
that takes me back........to the terrible but popular Ted Mulry Gang (who I think did that song orignally)

yours remembering 1975
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Post by: DavidXBrunt on 06 July, 2006, 07:58:16 PM
David Hasselhoff...chandelier...gym...

I don't know how to make that sentence gayer.
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Post by: Woolly on 06 July, 2006, 10:06:44 PM
'I don't know how to make that sentence gayer.'

*I* do.
David Hasselhoff...chandelier...gym...bum-fun...
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Post by: DavidXBrunt on 06 July, 2006, 10:12:58 PM
Even that doesn't make it gayer. It was implicit anyway.
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Post by: Dudley on 06 July, 2006, 10:24:34 PM
David Hasslehoff... chandelier... Johnny Alpha... gym...
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 07 July, 2006, 07:41:18 PM
David Hasslehoff... chandelier... Johnny Alpha... gym...Space 1999 gay fan club...
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Post by: Satanist on 07 July, 2006, 10:08:30 PM
David Hasselhoff...chandelier...gym...Mega-value tub of Vaseline
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 08 July, 2006, 01:08:02 AM
und der cucumber !
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Post by: WoD on 08 July, 2006, 05:14:25 AM
Is that any sort of car to pick up your daughter and her two friends????
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 09 July, 2006, 07:46:09 PM
enough Hoff-mocking! He apparently helped end the Cold War

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