Title: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead...
Post by: johnnystress on 12 July, 2006, 09:16:09 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 12 July, 2006, 09:16:09 PM
She was found dead in a French Footballer's apartment. Police reports suggest it was murder on Zidanne's floor.
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead......
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 12 July, 2006, 09:17:14 PM
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 12 July, 2006, 09:17:14 PM
Boom boom.
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead......
Post by: House of Usher on 12 July, 2006, 09:19:08 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 12 July, 2006, 09:19:08 PM
I think I just saw a tumbleweed roll down the street.
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: nofuture on 12 July, 2006, 09:22:19 PM
Post by: nofuture on 12 July, 2006, 09:22:19 PM
the old ones are the......oldest
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 12 July, 2006, 09:23:26 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 12 July, 2006, 09:23:26 PM
Very poor.
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: Satanist on 12 July, 2006, 09:37:19 PM
Post by: Satanist on 12 July, 2006, 09:37:19 PM
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi Jammin, and he hopes you like jammin too.
What do you mean this isn't the "shit old jokes containing singers names" thread?
Wi Jammin, and he hopes you like jammin too.
What do you mean this isn't the "shit old jokes containing singers names" thread?
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: Artificial Idiot on 12 July, 2006, 09:37:52 PM
Post by: Artificial Idiot on 12 July, 2006, 09:37:52 PM
*Badum-TISH*
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: johnnystress on 12 July, 2006, 09:43:07 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 12 July, 2006, 09:43:07 PM
"What do you mean this isn't the "shit old jokes containing singers names" thread? "
It is!
now.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers
It is!
now.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: johnnystress on 12 July, 2006, 09:44:09 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 12 July, 2006, 09:44:09 PM
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken
What is E.T. short for?
Cos he has little legs
Christopher Walken
What is E.T. short for?
Cos he has little legs
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 12 July, 2006, 10:27:37 PM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 12 July, 2006, 10:27:37 PM
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: paulvonscott on 12 July, 2006, 10:33:35 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 12 July, 2006, 10:33:35 PM
Now we know what was really said to Zidane, no wonder he butted him.
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 12 July, 2006, 10:34:37 PM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 12 July, 2006, 10:34:37 PM
What did he say?
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: paulvonscott on 12 July, 2006, 10:36:15 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 12 July, 2006, 10:36:15 PM
I'm not repeating the joke, he might come after me :(
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: W. R. Logan on 12 July, 2006, 11:42:57 PM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 12 July, 2006, 11:42:57 PM
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 13 July, 2006, 01:12:23 AM
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 13 July, 2006, 01:12:23 AM
How do the Wailers like their donuts?
Wi jammin' too.
(A-thank-you)
Wi jammin' too.
(A-thank-you)
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: Trout on 13 July, 2006, 06:25:10 AM
Post by: Trout on 13 July, 2006, 06:25:10 AM
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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You really wanted to know, didn't you?
A carrot.
- Trout
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You really wanted to know, didn't you?
A carrot.
- Trout
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: Misanthrope on 13 July, 2006, 07:54:26 AM
Post by: Misanthrope on 13 July, 2006, 07:54:26 AM
Stallone, Willis and Arnie are playing a game. They each have to pretend to be their favourite composer.
"I'll be Wagner" says Stallone.
"I'll be Amadaus." says Willis.
Arnie thinks for a bit, stands up, puts on his shades and says:
"I'll be bach."
"I'll be Wagner" says Stallone.
"I'll be Amadaus." says Willis.
Arnie thinks for a bit, stands up, puts on his shades and says:
"I'll be bach."
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: WoD on 13 July, 2006, 03:14:28 PM
Post by: WoD on 13 July, 2006, 03:14:28 PM
Why are pirates called pirates???
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Because they ARRRGGGHHHHHHGGHHHH!
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Because they ARRRGGGHHHHHHGGHHHH!
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: Tanky on 13 July, 2006, 04:08:14 PM
Post by: Tanky on 13 July, 2006, 04:08:14 PM
A man walks into a restaurant and asks to see the menu. He can't decide, so says to the waiter 'I'll have today's special.'
'Very good.' says the waiter 'That'll be the Oasis soup.'
'What's so special about that?' the customer asks. To which the waiter replies....
'You get a roll with it'
I'll get me cloak
xTGx
'Very good.' says the waiter 'That'll be the Oasis soup.'
'What's so special about that?' the customer asks. To which the waiter replies....
'You get a roll with it'
I'll get me cloak
xTGx
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: Trough on 13 July, 2006, 08:05:04 PM
Post by: Trough on 13 July, 2006, 08:05:04 PM
What's the first sign of madness?
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Suggs turning up in your driveway.
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Suggs turning up in your driveway.
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: HiEx on 13 July, 2006, 08:28:35 PM
Post by: HiEx on 13 July, 2006, 08:28:35 PM
Who is Sophie Ellis Bexter?
HiEx
HiEx
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: johnnystress on 13 July, 2006, 08:35:34 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 13 July, 2006, 08:35:34 PM
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: Buttonman on 13 July, 2006, 08:40:33 PM
Post by: Buttonman on 13 July, 2006, 08:40:33 PM
Why is Uhuru black?
Because Willim Shatner.
I know,I know...
Because Willim Shatner.
I know,I know...
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: Satanist on 13 July, 2006, 09:03:45 PM
Post by: Satanist on 13 July, 2006, 09:03:45 PM
Shouldnt that be on the Jim Davidson thread?
Title: Re: Sophie Ellis Bexter Dead.........
Post by: thrillpowerseeker on 15 July, 2006, 01:50:38 AM
Post by: thrillpowerseeker on 15 July, 2006, 01:50:38 AM
Two Eggs boiling away in a saucepan
1st egg says 'Phew it's hot in here'
2nd Egg says 'Fucking Hell ! a talking Egg.'
er..Ba Boom
1st egg says 'Phew it's hot in here'
2nd Egg says 'Fucking Hell ! a talking Egg.'
er..Ba Boom