Another scientist joins the race to replace humans ..
Geminoid is a remote-control doppelganger droid designed by and modeled after Hiroshi Ishiguro, professor at Osaka University and researcher at ATR Intelligent Robotics and Communication Laboratories. Robot Watch has released some short videos, which you can see at the links below. Video format is WMV.
Link: Geminoid
Why build a robot with a Cows lick?
The Day of the Droids edges ever closer...
The alarm clock that runs away and hides when you don't wake up. Clocky gives you one chance to get up. But if you snooze, Clocky will jump off of your nightstand and wheel around your room looking for a place to hide. Clocky is kind of like a misbehaving pet, only he will get up at the right time.
Link: Clocky
See, the only thing that's not genius about that is the name "Clocky".
It's like inventing the world's most powerful warrior doombot mecha Clockwork Dictatortron, and calling it "Mr Shiny"
ahh but look at his little face
aww
But in fairness, I'd put my boot to that little face after the first morning
Link: how annoying is this
Surely it's a reference to Chocky?
I don't get it - why would you want a clock with wheels?
'Cause when the alarm goes off, you have to get up and catch the fucker before you can press snooze.
If it's anything like alarm clocks I've had in the past, I'd probably just go back to sleep and ignore it until the batteries died.
Still, I can see why Johnny would want to kick the wheelie fucker to pieces.
"'Ellor, lickle orld lady!"
"See, the only thing that's not genius about that is the name "Clocky"."
Let's get this straight. The name "Clocky" is genius.
Clocky does actually sopund like a suggestion from Dave Gorman's excellent Radio 4 show. Other suggestions include:
Bovril as a fizzy drink.
Helium filled Bubble Wrap (to save money on postage and packing)
Parking meters as fruit machines.
Perforated bread.
Tetris: The movie.
Combat rising sea levels by hunting more whales.
Running the House of Commons by the rules of Just A Minute.
Metal detector suspended under your dog.
Breathalysers on your mobile phone to stop you from making regrettable calls.
Hooking up gym equipment to feed the national grid.
Suggestions currently being taken for the forthcoming series:
Link: Genius
Awesome. Anyone want to sub me $99,995?
Beautiful
Beautiful and terrifying
Link: Violin
there's also that digital woman...can't remember her name but there were queues around the block for her when I was living in Japan. If they ever invent sex-meks for real, the shops in Akihabara won't close for a month
its actually "ello little 'owd lady"
a'tha goddit nah y'owd bugga?
Hold on a sec, that Gemonoid fella looks like G. Marenghi Esq.