Title: New Poll: Do you believe in Father Christmas?
Post by: 2000AD Online on 19 December, 2006, 09:59:26 AM
Post by: 2000AD Online on 19 December, 2006, 09:59:26 AM
Do you believe in Father Christmas?
Link: Click to vote
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: JimBob on 19 December, 2006, 01:28:40 PM
Post by: JimBob on 19 December, 2006, 01:28:40 PM
Surely Nongenderspecificparental Wintervalperson?
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 19 December, 2006, 04:21:38 PM
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 19 December, 2006, 04:21:38 PM
Well, as we all know, Nongenderspecificparental Wintervalperson in his/her/its/our/their/your/my/squid/lobsterfish form is just an invention of evil capitalists. And we all believe in evil capitalists.
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 19 December, 2006, 04:29:28 PM
Post by: Devons Daddy on 19 December, 2006, 04:29:28 PM
rule of thumb here
you do, then you dont, then you have children and suddenly you realise how real he is.
and its the finest about 9 years if your lucky of your life.
any with short sprogs understand that totally.
our last christmas of the magic, this year, but it was a wonderful thing while we enjoyed it.
you do, then you dont, then you have children and suddenly you realise how real he is.
and its the finest about 9 years if your lucky of your life.
any with short sprogs understand that totally.
our last christmas of the magic, this year, but it was a wonderful thing while we enjoyed it.
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: thrillpowerseeker on 19 December, 2006, 09:51:49 PM
Post by: thrillpowerseeker on 19 December, 2006, 09:51:49 PM
Father Christmas???..everyone knows a disabled lesbian(probably black) leaves peace tokens under the indoor rainforest reminder every year...
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Art on 19 December, 2006, 09:53:07 PM
Post by: Art on 19 December, 2006, 09:53:07 PM
You can chat with him on IM...
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 19 December, 2006, 09:57:59 PM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 19 December, 2006, 09:57:59 PM
Christmas isn't about asking a bearded man who doesn't exist to give you what you want...no, wait, yes it is!
ADE
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Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 19 December, 2006, 10:00:08 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 19 December, 2006, 10:00:08 PM
now i resent the evil capitalists trying to claim ownership of everything !
'Father Christmas' as we call him is of course a mixed archetype incorperating odin in his flayed reindeer skin suit ; the wild man of the green wood; that pervy st Nicholas fella and every patricial winter minor diety of the northern hemisphere, wouldnt surprise me if some voodoo spirits were in there too. So Coca cola & any other made up nonsense of the last 2 thousand years which has tried to hi-jack the olde fella can bugger off.
and of course i believe in him, cos i sure as hell can't afford all the presents the kids get......
...
.. wait a minute, the evil capitalists have won havent they ? bugger.
'Father Christmas' as we call him is of course a mixed archetype incorperating odin in his flayed reindeer skin suit ; the wild man of the green wood; that pervy st Nicholas fella and every patricial winter minor diety of the northern hemisphere, wouldnt surprise me if some voodoo spirits were in there too. So Coca cola & any other made up nonsense of the last 2 thousand years which has tried to hi-jack the olde fella can bugger off.
and of course i believe in him, cos i sure as hell can't afford all the presents the kids get......
...
.. wait a minute, the evil capitalists have won havent they ? bugger.
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Max Kon on 19 December, 2006, 10:36:58 PM
Post by: Max Kon on 19 December, 2006, 10:36:58 PM
i remember once when i was like 3 going round and saying that he had stole items from my parents, and then realiseing it was them and that he didn't exist, and then loving my parents more
well, maybe one day a year he does
well, maybe one day a year he does
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Misanthrope on 19 December, 2006, 10:37:04 PM
Post by: Misanthrope on 19 December, 2006, 10:37:04 PM
Does he believe in me?
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Mike Carroll on 19 December, 2006, 10:54:11 PM
Post by: Mike Carroll on 19 December, 2006, 10:54:11 PM
As Ed Byrne pointed out last night on RTE's The Panel (one of the best TV shows ever), if Santa Claus is real, why does he give better presents to the kids of richer families? You'd think it would be the other way around.
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: W. R. Logan on 20 December, 2006, 07:33:03 AM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 20 December, 2006, 07:33:03 AM
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Al_Ewing on 21 December, 2006, 02:41:03 PM
Post by: Al_Ewing on 21 December, 2006, 02:41:03 PM
I don't believe in Santa but I do believe in the WAR ON CHRISTMAS. It's REAL.
Damn those liberal pinko Euro-johnnies!!! Do you know they want to BAN CHRISTMAS PUD?? Or they probably do anyway!! BAH!!
Damn those liberal pinko Euro-johnnies!!! Do you know they want to BAN CHRISTMAS PUD?? Or they probably do anyway!! BAH!!
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 21 December, 2006, 03:14:44 PM
Post by: Byron Virgo on 21 December, 2006, 03:14:44 PM
Didn't you people listen when David Icke and L. Ron Hubbard banded together as the LONE PROPHETS OF SANITY to warn us about the alien lizard menace attempting to infiltrate our very society, known only as SANN-TORRR - THE BEASTS FROM BEYOND SPACE...?
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: JimBob on 21 December, 2006, 05:49:31 PM
Post by: JimBob on 21 December, 2006, 05:49:31 PM
I see it now, the Elves are obviously Lizard folk assisting sann-torr to access the Chimneys of our Souls. I'm off to buy some Turqouise tracksuits and make badly veiled anti-semetic rants (alledgedly).
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Byron Virgo on 21 December, 2006, 07:20:28 PM
Post by: Byron Virgo on 21 December, 2006, 07:20:28 PM
And remember...they hide inside your children's MINDS!
You may need to buy a shovel as well...
You may need to buy a shovel as well...
Title: Re: New Poll: Do you believe in Fa...
Post by: Al_Ewing on 22 December, 2006, 03:44:08 AM
Post by: Al_Ewing on 22 December, 2006, 03:44:08 AM
YOUR CHILD COULD BE AN ASYLUM SEEKER.