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Title: The Two-Hour Star Wars Holiday Special in only Five Minutes!
Post by: Goaty on 13 July, 2007, 12:19:40 PM
Most creepy I ever see!!!!

Link: from youtube

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Post by: Mangamax on 13 July, 2007, 01:09:57 PM
Dear God - it doesn't improve it does it?
"You can't polish a turd" as they say.
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Post by: Wils on 13 July, 2007, 01:20:02 PM
It's still too long by about 5 minutes, though, isn't it?
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Post by: johnnystress on 13 July, 2007, 01:33:27 PM
oh mercy
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Post by: Wils on 13 July, 2007, 01:41:20 PM
What I find really funny, though, is that at 2:24, the singer from Starship appears to be singing into a plastic cock.
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Post by: Bico on 13 July, 2007, 01:50:48 PM
My EYYYYYYES!  My EARRRRRRRRRS!
I've turned it off BUT I CAN STILL SEE IT!
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 July, 2007, 01:59:04 PM
It was 2 hours to begin with? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that longer than the actual film?

And Luke looks like he is having an orgasm whilst Leia sings, possibly as a result of sitting on the Starship singer's microphone.
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Post by: Goaty on 13 July, 2007, 02:21:40 PM
and that Luke looks more like a girl!!!
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Post by: Lobo Baggins on 13 July, 2007, 05:01:27 PM
It was 2 hours to begin with? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that longer than the actual film?

No, the Lumpy and the Porn Machine sequence alone goes on for about a million billion years...

Mark Hamill had only just been released from hospital after a serious car crash and was still suffering from concusion (they had to add a scene with him getting hit in the face by the whompa to explain the scars for the Empire Strikes Back) and Carrie Fisher claims that she was so stoned that she could barely stand up while this was being filmed - but this is still no excuse...
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Post by: The Monarch on 13 July, 2007, 05:17:16 PM
words cannot express how horrified I am at this
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Post by: critter on 16 July, 2007, 09:13:10 PM
I can think of one thing taht was worse than this, Indian Superman

Link: My Bad, Indian Superman and Spider-Woman Duet

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Post by: TordelBack on 16 July, 2007, 09:39:45 PM
In fairness, they cut out the only good bit - the Boba Fett cartoon!
Title: Re: The Two-Hour Star Wars Holiday...
Post by: Goaty on 17 July, 2007, 09:06:54 AM
"Indian Superman" WHAT THE FUCCK! it worst!!!