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Title: New Rambo getting gore!!!
Post by: Goaty on 20 August, 2007, 09:32:13 AM
As i check out new trailer! it very bloody than last three Rambo films!!! well I think it is good. and better than most of latest action films cos of PC!!!!!!

at the timecode of this trailer, 2:12, i dont know whenever to laugh or oh f**k me!

Link: Rambo New Trailer....

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Post by: Funt Solo on 20 August, 2007, 09:46:55 AM
It's the 80s all over again.  Replace Stallone with a gurning Leslie Nielsen, and what you'd have there is Hot Shots, Part Trois.

Check out the 80s action movie cliches:

1. Our hero has found peace as a hermit with an honest trade (blacksmith).
2. He's a reluctant hero, but the only one that's available.
3. He's got a mullet.
4. The token female is threatened with rape!
5. White people are hideously tortured by not-white people, for no good reason - my God - they're inhuman - THEY DESERVE TO DIE!  RAAARRRRGH! NO MERCY!
6. All scenes in which our hero kills a non-white alien commie menace must be "cool kills" - thus beheading, shooting driver with giant gun, bow & arrow, disembowelling extreme close-up.
7. Ridiculous kung fu move: Patrick Swayze's throat-ripper from Roadhouse.
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 August, 2007, 10:02:55 AM
Saw this trailer a while ago, and it's just possible from viewing it that this could be the greatest movie ever made.

On the other hand, as Funt says, it could be horrible offensive dated rubbish... but be fair- that's how you throw a punch!
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Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 August, 2007, 10:04:55 AM

  Now what makes you say that ? You havent even seen the film yet !! You are so cynical !  So cynical that you have actually summed up the whole  thing or exactly what i was thinking. The only thing i find surprising about it is it is not set in Iraq or Afghanistan instead of burma.
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Post by: ThryllSeekyr on 20 August, 2007, 10:19:01 AM
They must be having elections in America.
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Post by: Pete Wells on 20 August, 2007, 10:34:09 AM
Ha ha ha! Did he just punch someone's head off?
Title: Re: New Rambo getting gore!!!........
Post by: Goaty on 20 August, 2007, 10:46:52 AM
no, it was machete that cut that head off!
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Post by: TordelBack on 21 August, 2007, 03:36:47 PM
I'm sure this sort of thing is really going to help Myanmar engage with world opinion of its ghastly human rights situation - 'course, good ol' General Shwe could very well be a fan of the Rambo movies.  

On the other hand, if you're going over the top you may as well go all the way, and this trailer certainly does that...
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Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 21 August, 2007, 11:27:10 PM
You know, I'm a broad-minded fellow, but I never in all the worlds thought when I got up this morning I'd end the day with a cup of tea watching a pensioner punch a man's head off.

Just goes to show.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 21 August, 2007, 11:48:51 PM
This looks like a true car crash classic. I bet at the end he strangles someone to death with the US flag.
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 22 August, 2007, 12:05:29 AM
It certainly has all those cliches.  Shouldn't he be using his mullet-wearing combat skills in Iraq? Or is he waiting for sequel six when he can rescue the POWs?

Struth that was violent!  
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Post by: W. R. Logan on 18 October, 2007, 03:18:52 PM
dont know if this is new or not...



Link: Rambo

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Post by: opaque on 18 October, 2007, 08:29:39 PM
Looks Good :)