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Title: A Dan Dare question
Post by: Tweak72 on 22 February, 2008, 04:37:17 PM
OK, this question sprung to mind when I found the firefly ref on the thought control gaming thread. The Eagle story "Return of the Mekon" started a series of stories that (according to one web site) finishes with "the Battle for Earth" all written by Pat Mills and occasionally John Wranger and drawn and painted by the Mighty Ian Kennedy. What I want to know is: will these ever be collected? And if not, why?
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: Proudhuff on 22 February, 2008, 05:23:42 PM
I thought this was going to be: 'Who's da dan dare?'
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: TordelBack on 22 February, 2008, 05:42:57 PM
"Who da up dare say who da dan dare?"
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: Proudhuff on 22 February, 2008, 05:45:18 PM
Statue?
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: TordelBack on 22 February, 2008, 05:51:39 PM
Foreshore.
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: Trout on 22 February, 2008, 05:56:47 PM
Word.
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: Eric Plumrose on 22 February, 2008, 06:05:12 PM
It deserves to be collected but there'd be a problem with the centre spreads.
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: mogzilla on 22 February, 2008, 07:53:39 PM
really old joke my grandad shared ...
dan dare is captured by the mekon and is facing death by death ray.
"you cant kill me!" he protests "im dan dare.pilot of the future,im known the world over there'll be outrage if you kill me!!"

mekon ponders and says"ok.if we go to earth and the first person we meet recognises you ,you may go free."

so,off they trot to earth and land in the congo basin.
"oh crap "thinks dare "any where but here,i am soo screwed"
they walk to he first mud hut they come to and knock on the bannana leaf and this huge native comes out.."HELLO DARE!!" he says!

terrible i know but grandads jokes often were.
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: Trout on 22 February, 2008, 08:56:13 PM
Um, Mogzilla... that joke seems to be based on some sort of "comedy" accent. Are you the grandson of Jim Davidson?

I think you might offend a few people. You're a nice bloke, though, so I want to ask people to be kind, please.

That said...
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: Tweak72 on 22 February, 2008, 09:04:00 PM
Any answers that don't involve any kind of "comedy" accent?
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: mogzilla on 22 February, 2008, 09:05:15 PM
apologies and no offence intended.
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: Tweak72 on 22 February, 2008, 09:20:15 PM
Heel mun, nae problem. I wisnae no' takin' off'nce. An' youse wis just the obvious yin o' the "comedy" accents on the thread, ye ken!
Title: Re: A Dan Dare question
Post by: mogzilla on 22 February, 2008, 09:24:18 PM
i feel really bad about it though, a lapse of judgment without thinking. feel free to do comedy northener accents.

i shall flagellate with a piece of barbed wire later .