You'll probably all think these are rubbish but they amused the imbecile that lives where my brain should be.
I really love some of the puns and names Dan Abnett comes up with for Sinister Dexter and I've been reading Dickens recently...
A weird coalescing thing happened and these names hit me:
Davey Copafeel - a notorious snitch and sex-pest
Marvin Nuzzletit - a pimp
Miss Havashave - a scary bearded spinster
The Hateful Codger - a crime-boss
Anyone else feel like adding to this stupid list of names... or even coming up with a plot to go with them?
Nickle-arse Nichelle Bee - An Apiarist with cybernetic buttock.
GENIUS!
Barny the grudge. A vengenace seeking purple dinosaur.
Cooking with Brunt-brand gasoline now!
Quote from: "kevlev"You'll probably all think these are rubbish but they amused the imbecile that lives where my brain should be.
In this vein, a recent thread on Ars Technica yielded:
How do you titillate an ocelot?
You oscillate its tits a lot ...
Ayy thangew! Ayy thangew!
Cheers
Jim
A whale of clue-pretties. Large aquatic mammal with attractive crime solving accomplaces.
All-of-a Fist - A "mini-me" version of Bruce Lee (an orphan of course)
A fail of zoo shitties - The poor shmucks whose job it was to bail out the elephant with diahrea are well and truly in the shit.
Quote from: "DavidXBrunt"A whale of clue-pretties. Large aquatic mammal with attractive crime solving accomplaces.
It's taken me five days to get this. Keep them coming.
The Sick Dick Papist - Ill catholic detective.
Quote from: "DavidXBrunt"The Sick Dick Papist - Ill catholic detective.
brilliant!
Fartin' Guzzle-shit.
Sorry