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Having a bad day? Then check out "F*** My Life" where you can either share it with the world or maybe feel a bit better by comparison, even if many of the stories are probably fake. Schadenfreude is a wonderful thing....

"Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML"

"Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML"

Nope. I can't even go there. It'd only get me down and give me more misery to fret about rather than put anything in perspective.

On the bright side, I had a great weekend in London. Tate Britain, National Portrait Gallery and a really good night out. Getting back home and returning to work tomorrow may be a bit of a comedown, but at least I made that weekend count.

"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML"

Hahahahahaha

Quote from: "Batson""Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML"

Hahahahahaha

 :lol:  Hahahahaha! I can't work out if that's a good thing or a bad thing.  

I've read through the first four pages of these things. Some of them are quite funny, but they're fake. That is, they're not posted by different people. Look at the evidence: consistent spelling, consistent punctuation, consistent presentation and reasonably consistent length... Every single one of them begins with "Today," and ends with "FML". Surely if these entries were genuinely posted by different people at least one of them would begin with "Once," (and there'd be at least one with "To-day" or even "Toady")?

So either someone with a greater-than average literacy is editing the users' entries, or it's just one person writing them all.

Today I thought I'd found a great website to read about people less fortunate than me but it turned out to be fake. FML

Batson said.....

Quote"Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML"

Despite your teacher thinking that was your cell phone.

Considering the fact that your teaqcher grabbed for the bulge in your pants mistaking it for something else.

For that reason cell phone may have to be banned from class and erections as well.

Any, I would like to know what happened after that?

 It does seem like the type of thing that might have happened quirely or they might have got surpirse when they made contact .

There are other factors?

Though I guess shouls mind my own buisness.

What we really need is an smiley for hysterical laughter, as opposed plain old regular laughter.

Quote from: "ThryllSeekyr"Any, I would like to know what happened after that?

We may never know. You see, Batson appears to have been quoting an entry on the webpage the shutdown man linked to, and that's all the information we are given. Also, the incident in question may never have actually happened. It would just be funny if it had.

You think it can't get better- but somehow it always does...

Quote from: "Mike Carroll"I've read through the first four pages of these things. Some of them are quite funny, but they're fake. That is, they're not posted by different people. Look at the evidence: consistent spelling, consistent punctuation, consistent presentation and reasonably consistent length... Every single one of them begins with "Today," and ends with "FML". Surely if these entries were genuinely posted by different people at least one of them would begin with "Once," (and there'd be at least one with "To-day" or even "Toady")?

So either someone with a greater-than average literacy is editing the users' entries, or it's just one person writing them all.

While I don't doubt that there are some fakes in there, I decided out of curiosity to see what the submission page looks like. There's a big reminder at the top that every submission starts with "today" and ends with "FML", and once they're submitted, they have to be judged worthy, so I'd say someone is at least making sure they fit the guidelines before they show up on the main page.

Also: "Today, I fell out of the shower. It was still on. Bracing my fall, I reached into the toilet. It wasn't flushed. FML" Classic.....

Today i clicked on F*** My Life , read a few of the entries and didnt find it funny in the slightest.The humour was purile and boring and predictable.F*** F*** My Life and FML .

QuoteToday i clicked on F*** My Life , read a few of the entries and didnt find it funny in the slightest.The humour was purile and boring and predictable.F*** F*** My Life and FML .

That's a pretty good one alright!

Today i gave away everything i owned and joined a religious personality cult who said that money and posessions are evil and that i had to follow every word of the personality cult leader to become enlightened.Later on the same day the cult leader was exposed as being a fraud.F*** IT.FML.

Today i found out that my shares in the failed AIG that were worth approx 10 million USD had dropped in value to $10.52 in total.I should have listened to the insider trading tip that said sell everything a month ago but didnt.FML.

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