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New addition to Huff Mansions...




He's called Charlie, and Charlie sez  ;D

What a cutie - how old?

about 16/17 weeks

They start stealing souls around 19 weeks...

Its stolen hearts already

Awww...

That's how they start.

Quote from: Proudhuff on 17 December, 2009, 11:37:54 AM


New addition to Huff Mansions...




He's called Charlie, and Charlie sez  ;D

He looks quite a bit like an Abbyssinian Cat.

Adorable! Could she possibly be joining the hang-gliding kitty club one day?

Dirty Frank earlier today.

But, he's got two eyes!

Great name for a cat mind yer Lordship. Is it 'cause he's smelly?

Pusscats rule! Like Dreddy but more intolerant. :D

QuoteIs it 'cause he's smelly?

He has his moments, yes!

Is that Dirty Frank a bad mother?  :D

We all know that constant exposure to media desensitises us to its impact the more we see it.
So when I saw this thread I thought it was the natural progression from the 'Does anybody want to look at womens underware?' thread.

Quote from: stacey on 18 December, 2009, 05:02:28 PM
Is that Dirty Frank a bad mother?  :D

He loves all children. Except the Nazi ones.

The cat of the Baskervilles!

Not quite as impressive as the Hound.

Quote from: stacey on 18 December, 2009, 05:02:28 PM
Is that Dirty Frank a bad mother?  :D

Shut your mouth! 

The cutest thing ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haEhjSRmzVM&feature=browch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haEhjSRmzVM&feature=browch)

I just looked it up in the Guiness Book of records and yep it is it defo is. My wife is having...if you'll excuse me... kittens

Mr Worm ... the cat who thinks he's a dog.

Cheers

Jim

Quote from: TordelBack on 18 December, 2009, 05:57:47 PM

Quote from: stacey on 18 December, 2009, 05:02:28 PM
Is that Dirty Frank a bad mother?  :D

Shut your mouth! 

Hey man, I'm just talking about dirty Frank.

:D

My mums Cat Buster being cute.









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Quote from: stacey on 18 December, 2009, 09:56:02 PM

Quote from: TordelBack on 18 December, 2009, 05:57:47 PM

Quote from: stacey on 18 December, 2009, 05:02:28 PM
Is that Dirty Frank a bad mother?  :D

Shut your mouth!  

Hey man, I'm just talking about dirty Frank.

Then we can dig it.

He's a complicated man.

Love the golden pupils.

Quote from: ThryllSeekyr on 18 December, 2009, 11:59:52 PM
Love the golden pupils.

The art of the flash.
Buster must be the most troublesome cat my mum has owned, he ate everything but the head, and can be quite nasty to the other cats around. Cutting off his balls didn't make a blind bit of difference.






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Cutting off my balls would only make me more angry.

Quote from: vzzbux on 18 December, 2009, 10:02:31 PM
My mums Cat Buster being cute.

Mm. Almost as cute as this one:

http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/ (http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/)

Strange - I was cleaning cat shit out of the kitchen this morning.  I don't think the little fuckers are cute in the slightest.

Quote from: Peter Wolf on 17 December, 2009, 01:33:13 PM

Quote from: Proudhuff on 17 December, 2009, 11:37:54 AM





He looks quite a bit like an Abbyssinian Cat.

Nah, this is an Abyssinian...

Your cat however Huff is almost like a less cute version of my very own Woody (insert your joke here)

This is Sylvester who was sitting there purring away rather enjoying being made a fuss of.Hes not being strangled  even though it looks a bit like it !

Buttonman: that's cute, oor Charlie looked that sweet as a wee kitten too, now he's off wrecking the xmas tree.

Dirty Frank...oh I wish I'd thought of that name.

QuoteDirty Frank...oh I wish I'd thought of that name.

Oh, if only you knew the days of debate that went into finding that name! I wanted Optimus Prime...

will post some piccies when i figure out how to.
my new (not so new now, she's 6 mpnths) little kitty's called Bang Bang chubby girl born with no tail.  Two other cats in the house the brothers Tool and Noob.
I never used to like cats more a dog person but somewheer along the line it changed, so much more attitude than dogs not so much please please master lets do something more well do something if you want, i might join in a bit  :)

CU Radbacker

Quote from: Radbacker on 21 December, 2009, 02:05:11 PM
my new kitty's called Bang Bang chubby girl

I'd love to see you standing on the doorstep shouting that across the neighbourhood!

Some baby pics and some more recent

Pius and Greta

That first picture reminds me of the Bear on Bo Selecta, wid his liddle leggy weggys sticking out like that!

That one was a he wasn't it?

hahah! :D shortly after this pic he had the snip- after getting his sister pregnant

we don't talk about it though

My in-laws took in a pretty tortoiseshell and white stray and mother of two this autumn. The kittens have gone to good homes. I played a small part in its care-in-the-wild prior to its re-domestication. It won't go outside because it's afraid it won't be let back in again!

I saw her again on my Christmas visits, and she was delighted to have different company. We left there yesterday, and today she was sitting outside the door of the guest bedroom waiting for us to emerge. Awwww. Poor puddy-tat.

Here is Spooky The Cat- resting on a shelf with her head on Tooky The Cat.

SBT

Does anyone here take time out to play with their Cat everyday ?

I always do because its important for them to be have some fun and be stimulated now and again.A long piece of thick string with a knot in the end does the trick here.

I just thought i would add that Sylvester is not my Cat as he officially lives next door but when next door are away or out at work which is most of the time he lives here.This is good because i get Cat company which i like and nextdoor dont have to worry about him being fed and being left out all day in the cold and that kind of thing.

He is generally a bit sniffy about other people and he doesnt really like them much but he likes me because i am like a Cat-Whisperer and have an affinity with them and its the same with Dogs as well.He is more like another person to me than a Cat.

Unfortunately either i will move and have to leave Sylvester or nextdoor will move and this will be a bit of a wrench for me TBH as i get hopelessly attached to Cats and Dogs.

Quote from: Peter Wolf on 31 December, 2009, 12:07:16 AM
A long piece of thick string with a knot in the end does the trick here.

Quick call the police! - Seriously, this beggars belief: 999 calls. (http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/blog/2009/dec/29/unnecessary-999-calls)  Listen to the audio clip - this woman clearly isn't fit to look after herself, let alone a cat.  Almost as daft as the people who rang the RSPCA emergency helpline this year to report a seagull looking sad because it was out in the rain.

OMG ! what an.... IDIOT! Adn idiot who's cat haseither a string fetish or OCD...

Balls snipped of today...no mine tha cats, never got the option of having them made into earrings like Mrs Thatcher's.

Cats are rubbish. Dogs arf better.

Depends on your personality.
Do you admire independance... or need SOMETHING totally devoted to you...  :P

Two darling blue eyed kittens incoming next month, brace yourselves for an onslaught of pictorial evidence come February.

Quote from: Proudhuff on 22 January, 2010, 04:49:47 PM
Balls snipped of today...no mine tha cats, never got the option of having them made into earrings like Mrs Thatcher's.

You've got earrings made out of Maggie's balls?

Cats are evil.

I think it was Winston Churchill (but he may have been quoting an old saying) who said:
"Cats look down on you; dogs look up to you; but pigs are equal". Haven't a clue what he meant by it however.

I may "admire" independence, but it's not a trait I want in a pet. Give me slavish devotion any day!

Stringing along: audio reminder by police for public not to abuse 999Recording of woman who dialled 999 to report string-playing cat released by police to highlight misuse of emergency service
•
Two hours of a cat playing with a piece of string probably does not warrant a call to emergency services. Photograph: Larry Wadsworth/AP
As the woman surveyed the scene, she knew she had to act, and act quickly. Not only was her cat playing with string, it had been doing so for two hours.
Luckily for her, she was able to dial 999 and report the matter to Greater Manchester police.
The force has released an audio recording of the call to remind people the 999 emergency service should not be abused.
In the audio clip the woman, who has not been named, explained she had reached breaking point after a torrid two hours of relentless string play. "It's doing me head in," she said, in a voice that appears to be slurred.
Woman reports cat to the police Link to this audio
In another incident a man called 999 after becoming stuck on a patch of ice in Bolton.
Greater Manchester police said it received almost 1,377 calls between Christmas Eve and Boxing Day, only a fraction of which were genuine emergencies.
The people of Greater Manchester are not the only 999 offenders. Cambridgeshire police have fielded calls from "a woman with a plummy accent" who was distressed that she couldn't find Homebase and another who wanted Tony Blair's number so she could tell him he was "her sort of chap".
Avon and Somerset's website has a whole section dedicated to inappropriate 999 calls, including a woman concerned about a squirrel with no hazelnut trees and another caller who wanted to know "what year the internet first came out." (Regular readers of this site will know, of course, that it was in 1969.)
Back in Manchester, a weary Superintendent Karan Lee, head of call handling, said: "We are still expecting a high volume of 999 calls on New Year's Eve. Research tells us that a very high percentage of these will not actually be related to an emergency."
• This article was amended on 5 January 2010. The original reported Greater Manchester police as saying they received almost 1.4m calls between Christmas Eve and Boxing Day. This has been corrected
more stupidity HERE http://themuseumofincompetance.yuku.com/directory

A friend who works in mental health listened to that cat related 999 call and was absolutely horrified and outraged that this clearly unwell woman had been exposed to public humiliation in this way. Certainly made me see it in a different light, that's for sure.

That's a good point - I hadn't thought of that before.

I love cats and dogs equally for their different personalities.  Unfortunately like many, I rent and cannot have pets. However, I live on the ground-floor and have French windows which open out onto a major local cat highway so I often get friendly kits ask themselves in for a cuddle. I am in heaven when they do - on Sunday it was a three legged tortie of extreme cuteness.

Quote from: Dandontdare on 23 January, 2010, 08:51:13 PM
A friend who works in mental health listened to that cat related 999 call and was absolutely horrified and outraged that this clearly unwell woman had been exposed to public humiliation in this way. Certainly made me see it in a different light, that's for sure.

I'm sorry but unless it was discovered later that the caller did actually have mental health issues I would be very weary of this as an exsplination. NO health proffessional can diagnose a mental health issue on such flimsy eveidence no matter how exsperienced. It may be comforting to think that people have a mental health issue... instead of the nasty truth that there are some very dumb people out there... A belife that dosen't do the genuine sufferes no good at all. (Just like the very very rare cases of violence infliced on others when those who do have mantal health issues are far more likley to cause halm to themselves.)

Quote from: staticgirl on 27 January, 2010, 05:03:54 PM
I am in heaven when they do - on Sunday it was a three legged tortie of extreme cuteness.

Bloody mutant cats.






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Ah.  Cuuuuuute! 

Alergic to dogs AND cats.  Itch, cough, can't see and experience breathing difficulties.  So I guess this thread will have to supply my pet needs.

Quoteon Sunday it was a three legged tortie of extreme cuteness.

The chances of them coming from Mars are a million to one...
AND STILL THEY COME.

Quote from: Mike Gloady on 30 January, 2010, 09:10:47 PM
Ah.  Cuuuuuute! 

Alergic to dogs AND cats.  Itch, cough, can't see and experience breathing difficulties.  So I guess this thread will have to supply my pet needs.

In Germany you would have been sent for de-sentitising treatment...

Thank Cod I don't live in Germany.

ell you might say that but because of their aggresive stance on treating allergies they have a far lower death rate from asmtha attacks...

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Quote from: Mike Gloady on 01 February, 2010, 06:13:38 PM
Ich bin ein Berliner!

You're a doughnut?

Me and JFK both.  Marylin Monroe seemed to like a nom on a doughnut.  [/simperc*nt]

awww

Agreed. Awww, whos's a pretty girl then?

That's a VERY pretty kitty Staticgirl

Is that kitty yours, SG?

Quote from: wild-seven on 01 February, 2010, 06:50:03 PM

Quote from: Mike Gloady on 01 February, 2010, 06:13:38 PM
Ich bin ein Berliner!

You're a doughnut?

Thread drift alert.

"Ich bin ein Berliner" is grammatically correct for what Kennedy was trying to say (I am like a Berliner). Only someone actually from Berlin could rightly say "Ich bin Berliner".

To add to the confusion, the doughnuts are only known as Berliners outside of Berlin. In Berlin they are known as Pfannkuchen.

Unless Kennedy was in fact made of pastry, filled with jam and covered in sugar.

Thread drift over. Please resume teh kitties!!!

In that footage when he's shot it certainly LOOKS like jam.

And Marilyn Monroe was Sugar Kane.

My God, we could be onto the real conspiracy here!

http://www.yourdailycute.com/2010/01/guitar-cat-sneaks-some-scratchin.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+YourDailyCute+%28Your+Daily+Cute%29 (http://www.yourdailycute.com/2010/01/guitar-cat-sneaks-some-scratchin.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+YourDailyCute+%28Your+Daily+Cute%29)

http://www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org/2009/04/sleepy-kitten-33.html (http://www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org/2009/04/sleepy-kitten-33.html)

Thank Christ you've found the forum - I'm spared the indignity of having this stuff sent to me[/gruffmanliness]

Aw, cute!  What?  What do you mean "you're still typing you moron?!?"

Watch it... I can find hundereds of cat picture/ video links you know!!!

This is starting to get too cute now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-LRghlbOXM

More cuteness







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More cuteness?

Sparrows are endangered species!!!!  :o

Leeds postal workers boycott house over cat attacks

Tiger's owner, Tracey Brayshaw, introduces the fearsome feline

Royal Mail has stopped deliveries to a house in Leeds after postal workers came under attack from an elderly cat.

Tiger is said to have scratched postal workers and chased them down the garden path at his home in High Bank Street, Farsley, over the past few weeks.

Owner Tracy Brayshaw, who must now pick up mail from the nearest sorting office, said the ban was "a bit silly".

She added: "We're talking about a 19-year-old geriatric cat here who likes lazing out in the sun."

Mrs Brayshaw, 43, a pharmacy dispenser, said the black-and-white cat slept for 20 hours a day but was always ready to pounce on unsuspecting staff.

'Not a monster'

She said: "There have been three incidents where Tiger's jumped through the cat flap and is said to have scratched a postie, so they've decided to suspend our post.

"He's never done anything like this before."

Mrs Brayshaw's daughter, Amy, 17, said: "Tiger sleeps, he drools when he sleeps and he likes climbing trees, but in the space of three weeks we've had our post banned because he has attacked the postman.
Tiger
Tiger is said to like lying in the sun and climbing trees

"Apparently he attacked one postman on the leg and on the arm and chased him down the garden path.

"He is very territorial but he's just an average cat really. We are all saying it's health and safety gone mad.

"He wakes up in the middle of the night meowing because he just wants some attention. He's not a monster."

In a statement Royal Mail said: "We are sorry for the inconvenience to Mrs Brayshaw and, as we want to resume delivery of mail to her address as quickly as possible, we're trying to agree a way to do this and avoid our employees suffering further nasty injuries, as has happened three times already."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/8611776.stm

A use for the IPad

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/22/funny-pictures-kitteh-fish-on-the-ipad/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ICanHasCheezburger+%28I+CAN+HAS+CHEEZBURGER%3F%29

More internet kittinz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiHXASgRTcA&feature=youtu.be&a

And to answer the earlier query - no, Tripod is a neighbourhood cat.

The Boys survey their domain.

What a pair of handsome lads...

Was the next shot of a broken vase and decorations scattered all over the floor? :)

Lovely cats.

what's that damp patch by the front door?

Quote from: Proudhuff on 26 April, 2010, 04:49:35 PM
what's that damp patch by the front door?

oh wait... that's not the cats....

Quote from: Proudhuff on 17 December, 2009, 11:50:28 AM
about 16/17 weeks

Look at what they grow up into. Is it any wonder some cats are called Gizmo?

Here's my two! They're nearly 4 now but this was taken just after we first got them..... all together now 'aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww!!!' Millie on the left and Jack on the right

Awwwwwwww...

(well you did ask)

D'awwwwwwww.

Let's have photo of them now please!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/06/10/funny-pictures-video-kitty-coin-bank/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ICanHasCheezburger+%28I+CAN+HAS+CHEEZBURGER%3F%29

Some more whilst they were small

Millie


Jack


I'll need to dig out some pics as they are today

Awww.
So, so CUTE....

Just found this
Had to share!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-DShnvNNv0&feature=player_embedded

Hahahahahahahahahahha!!!!

That's excellent!

And I'll be the crayze layde 4 dose kittins!!!!

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 22 January, 2010, 10:17:41 PM
Cats are rubbish. Dogs arf better.

They do indeed.  But cats miaow better.

(5 months to come up with that joke.  I trust it's worth it.)

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/06/23/funny-pictures-video-kitteh-opens-door/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ICanHasCheezburger+%28I+CAN+HAS+CHEEZBURGER%3F%29

Oscar fell asleep in front of a combine harvester .... but we can rebuild him (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Cats-Bionic-Paws-Are-World-First-Oscar-Lost-Hind-Legs-When-He-Was-Run-Over-By-Combine-Harvester/Article/201006415654765?lpos=UK_News_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_2&lid=ARTICLE_15654765_Cats_Bionic_Paws_Are_World-First%3A_Oscar_Lost_Hind_Legs_When_He_Was_Run_Over_By_Combine_Harvester)!

Pius again

Oh kitty look grumpy

You'd better feed him

Someone e-mailed me this at work today - it's too long to copy and post but if you do a search for LOST CAT MISSY, it's found it's way onto various websites and forums.

It's a hilarious e-mail exchange between a distraught owner and a graphic designer she's asked to make a lost poster.

EDIT - Look at it here: http://mashtup.me/fun-time/14-missy-the-lost-cat (http://mashtup.me/fun-time/14-missy-the-lost-cat)

Schoedinger's cat disputes live/dead status.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71Dtj2W7pw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v71Dtj2W7pw)

New member of the family...

Awwwwwwwwwwww.... utterly adorable.

sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*dogs howl*

!

Jim