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Title: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: paddykafka on 16 March, 2011, 02:19:10 PM
Just wanted to wish all my fellow boarders a Happy St Patrick's Day! (No relation by the way...cough! cough!). My Dredd Paddy's Day T-shirt is ready and waiting to be donned for this special occassion, so all that remains is to get to the off-license to stock up on some cans and bottles for the day. Forget about the recession etc. In times of crisis, the only solution is to get blissfully, maggoty drunk. (I should know: it works for me!)

Cheers to y'all!

P.S. The Management accept no responsibility for any offence caused by the blatant perpetuation of insulting racial stereotypes. And I'm only saying that now because I'll be in no condition to pronounce, never mind repeat it tomorrow!
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 16 March, 2011, 02:51:29 PM
Same to you! These Scotch people won't give me the day off...
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: johnnystress on 16 March, 2011, 04:05:27 PM
http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/1984956
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Mikey on 16 March, 2011, 04:35:55 PM
Yeah, have a happy St Patty's day.

*ducks*

M.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 16 March, 2011, 05:56:29 PM
It's going to be Irish night in the Rowdy Yates Yap Shop tonight - whether they want it or not! That means Irish-themed jokes, music and all conversations to be held as Gaeilge. Plastic Paddies also welcome!

I shall also be imbibing some Lech beer (it's sort've patriotic, I guess) to help maintain the positive vibes. Hooray for Ireland!
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 16 March, 2011, 06:18:22 PM
Well, I'll be working both tonight and tomorrow night, so it's not going to be much of a Paddy's day for me.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 16 March, 2011, 06:24:52 PM
Well, it's St. Patricks Festival now. So you can still celebrate Friday or on the weekend...


Or next week... or...  ;)
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 16 March, 2011, 06:35:58 PM
Still dose not result in me getting a day off.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 16 March, 2011, 07:10:24 PM
Well in that case, a bomb scare is the way to go.

An anthrax scare is even better. All you need is some talcum powder and an envelope.

St. Patrick wouldn't have given up!


DISCLAIMER: Jared is not responsible for any actions taken as a result of advice he has given.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: TordelBack on 16 March, 2011, 07:22:45 PM
Something to get ye in the mood...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxEB48jY3F8
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: maryanddavid on 17 March, 2011, 12:39:54 AM
Thats great Tord, I love St Patricks day, indulgence in all thing paddywhackery and some cool stuff too is completly allowed. Got into a discussion with the kids about pirates, Roman Empire, and Niall of the Nine Hostages!

Have a great day all who are celebrating.

David
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Kerrin on 17 March, 2011, 07:49:12 AM
Happy St.Patrick's Day to all Irish boarders everywhere!
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Van Dom on 17 March, 2011, 08:32:31 AM
Happy St Patricks day y'all!
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: TordelBack on 17 March, 2011, 08:48:22 AM
Off out for my first sea-swim of the year ('cos I'm a wimp), then down to the Wicklow parade (when the best float is a truck from the local recycling centre, you know you've found the true spirit of Paddy's Day).  Currently choking down green pancakes for breakfast, and then as David says, I will give my traditional lecture to the kids on the Irish slave trade, the decline of the Romano-British world and the 10,000 petty kings of Ireland.  I might spice things up with a serpents-represent-coiling-Earthpower this year, in honour of the Gaffer.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2011, 09:24:44 AM
I'm on a course tomorrow morning and have celebrated by ticking the 'Irish' box on the form (and took delight in the fact that there's no 'Welsh' or 'English' option).

Never let it be said that I do not know how to party.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Spaceghost on 17 March, 2011, 09:33:09 AM
Happy St. Patrick's Day, brought to you by Guinness and Guinness Extra Cold.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Mikey on 17 March, 2011, 10:24:47 AM
Quote from: Lee Bates on 17 March, 2011, 09:33:09 AM
and Guinness Extra Cold.

HEATHEN!

Guinness, like proper beer, should be cool if not slightly warm, definitely not 'Extra Cold'

M.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 March, 2011, 11:05:09 AM
Quote from: Mikey on 17 March, 2011, 10:24:47 AM
Guinness, like proper beer, should be cool if not slightly warm, definitely not 'Extra Cold'

I heard of a Northern working men's club that was told by the brewery that they HAD to switch to Guinness extra cold. The old geezers objected, so they now have a microwave on the bar - a few seconds takes the chill off!

A workmate brought various Irish foodstuffs into work today for an office buffet - shortbread, soda bread and Kerrygold butter etc - and I had my first ever bag of Tayto crisps, which I've wanted to try for ages considering how much Irish people bang on about them. They were ... okay.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: johnnystress on 17 March, 2011, 11:10:52 AM
http://youtu.be/kY364HPFyDU
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: johnnystress on 17 March, 2011, 11:11:41 AM
it gets aired once a year
(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/200280_10150115292061629_567821628_6290840_2765153_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: I, Cosh on 17 March, 2011, 11:12:17 AM
What did St Patrick say when he was driving the snakes out of Ireland?
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Mardroid on 17 March, 2011, 11:17:46 AM
I confess, I like my beer cold.

I'm hoping to meet up with a mate later. (I say 'hoping' as often these things tend to get put off to another day...) There was talk of going to the pub for a Guinness later. To be honest I find it a bit bitter tasting for my pallet (I usually drink either cider or the thicker ale type drinks) but I don't mind giving the black stuff a go every now and again...
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Spaceghost on 17 March, 2011, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: Mikey on 17 March, 2011, 10:24:47 AM
Quote from: Lee Bates on 17 March, 2011, 09:33:09 AM
and Guinness Extra Cold.

HEATHEN!

Guinness, like proper beer, should be cool if not slightly warm, definitely not 'Extra Cold'

M.

I know that Guinness Extra Cold is an abomination Mikey, I was adopting the persona of a Guinness marketing cunt, eager to mention all variations of the product.

I forgot 'Guinness Draught'.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Mikey on 17 March, 2011, 11:40:24 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 17 March, 2011, 11:05:09 AM
A workmate brought various Irish foodstuffs into work today for an office buffet - shortbread, soda bread and Kerrygold butter etc - and I had my first ever bag of Tayto crisps, which I've wanted to try for ages considering how much Irish people bang on about them. They were ... okay.

Shortbread?  :-*

Now these Tayto...it's important to know were they the real thing, made in Tayto Castle, Tanderagee, by Mr Tayto hisself (see Figure 1) or were they the illegitimate ones (see Figure 2) from the South? The southern ones are piss.

Figure 1 - The true Tayto, tasty and delicious as only the real Mr Tayto can make.
(http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00031/taytobig_31086t.jpg)

Figure 2 - Crap rip offs, trading on the good name of fine crisps.
(http://irishbutcher.com/cart/images/tayto-500w.jpg)


Quote from: Lee Bates on 17 March, 2011, 11:33:26 AM
I was adopting the persona of a Guinness marketing cunt, eager to mention all variations of the product.

Thank fuck for that!

M.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Mikey on 17 March, 2011, 11:43:02 AM
And can anyone spot the mistake on this otherwise fine statement?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3015/3038096754_8e5db73675.jpg)

[spoiler]It should be "So I do", not "So it is!"[/spoiler]

M.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 March, 2011, 11:49:15 AM
Having checked the packet, it's definitely the first one and they're from Tanderagee.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Mikey on 17 March, 2011, 11:52:24 AM
Must have been a duff batch Dan  :|

M.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: uncle fester on 17 March, 2011, 12:01:25 PM
Nothing wrong with Taytos...
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: johnnystress on 17 March, 2011, 12:08:07 PM
Taytos has become THE word for crisps down South. Much like vacuum cleaners are called Hoovers.

Also-ice cold Guinness?...Ulster says no
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 17 March, 2011, 12:22:10 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 17 March, 2011, 11:40:24 AM

Now these Tayto...it's important to know were they the real thing, made in Tayto Castle, Tanderagee, by Mr Tayto hisself (see Figure 1) or were they the illegitimate ones (see Figure 2) from the South? The southern ones are piss.

(http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00031/taytobig_31086t.jpg)





Absolute nonsense, I'll not hear of this nightshade blasphemy. Tanderagee is second-fiddle to Joe 'Spud' Murphy's & Tayto's innovative fried-tuber-manipulation. Thomas Hutchinson bought the Northern Ireland rights to the Tayto brand, including its famous potato-man mascot, from its southern founder, Joe 'Spud' Murphy, half a century ago for £250, spawning the tale of two Taytos.



The real southern 'Tayto' invented the first Cheese & Onion crisps as well as the process of the seasoned potato chip/crisps:




(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Mr_tayto.jpg)



QuoteThe potato chip remained otherwise unseasoned until an innovation by Joe "Spud" Murphy (1923–2001),[10] the owner of an Irish crisp company called Tayto, who developed a technology to add seasoning during manufacture in the 1950s. Though he had a small company, consisting almost entirely of his immediate family who prepared the crisps, the owner had long proved himself to be an innovator. After some trial and error, Murphy and his employee, Seamus Burke,[11] produced the world's first seasoned crisps, Cheese & Onion and Salt & Vinegar.

The innovation became an overnight sensation in the food industry, with the heads of some of the biggest potato chip companies in the United States traveling to the small Tayto company to examine the product and to negotiate the rights to use the new technology. Companies worldwide sought to buy the rights to Tayto's technique. The sale of the Tayto company made the owner and the small family group, who had changed the face of potato chip manufacturing, very wealthy.


An advertisement for Smith's Potato CrispsThe Tayto's innovation changed the entire nature of the potato chip, and led to the end of Smith's twist of salt.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Mikey on 17 March, 2011, 12:44:10 PM
 >:( Well...well, just shut up with your historical precedence! First they may have been, but not for flavour! I will always consider your ones as the imi-taters...and Mr Tayto lives in Tayto Castle in Tanderagee because I met him there, right?!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2166/2343205921_28ff2577f2.jpg)

M.

Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2011, 02:12:20 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 17 March, 2011, 12:44:10 PM
>:( Well...well, just shut up with your historical precedence! First they may have been, but not for flavour! I will always consider your ones as the imi-taters...and Mr Tayto lives in Tayto Castle in Tanderagee because I met him there, right?!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2166/2343205921_28ff2577f2.jpg)

M.



I cannot articulate just how jealous I am of you.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Professor Bear on 17 March, 2011, 02:38:44 PM
Red bag Tayto.  THAT IS ALL.

Quote from: The Cosh on 17 March, 2011, 11:12:17 AM
What did St Patrick say when he was driving the snakes out of Ireland?

"Are yeh all right in the back there, lads?"
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Ancient Otter on 17 March, 2011, 03:11:51 PM
No love for King crisps then?
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: johnnystress on 17 March, 2011, 03:21:59 PM
It's far from King Crisps I was raised I tell you

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/johnnystress/samspudz.jpg)

Sam Spudz used to do a range called Captain Crisp that featured the most blatant Dredd ripoff I've ever seen

Can't find an image of it unfortunately


Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 17 March, 2011, 05:02:57 PM
I must confess to not being a big fan of Tayto crisps. They're too oily and too badly burnt for my liking.

Used to love Banshee Bones though.

Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: uncle fester on 17 March, 2011, 05:05:00 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 17 March, 2011, 03:21:59 PM
Sam Spudz used to do a range called Captain Crisp that featured the most blatant Dredd ripoff I've ever seen

Blast from the past!
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: TordelBack on 17 March, 2011, 05:11:31 PM
Actual that-is-to-say-Southern Tayto S&V and cold-but-not-so-cold-as-to-be-utterly-tasteless Guinness, a match made in heaven.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Old Tankie on 17 March, 2011, 05:34:28 PM
Happy St Patrick's Day, guys.  I tried some haggis the other week, bloody awful, don't know how you eat it.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: johnnystress on 17 March, 2011, 07:04:03 PM
We feel the same about your frogs legs and snails
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 17 March, 2011, 07:38:08 PM
Celebrating from a former major shrine to St Patrick in Glastonbury - with LOCAL CIDERS. Which I can only imagine he'd approve of somehow.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: johnnystress on 17 March, 2011, 08:00:47 PM
Got rid of the snakes..nice one. Christianity..ah shit, did you have to?
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 17 March, 2011, 08:22:36 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 17 March, 2011, 03:21:59 PM
It's far from King Crisps I was raised I tell you

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/johnnystress/samspudz.jpg)

Sam Spudz used to do a range called Captain Crisp that featured the most blatant Dredd ripoff I've ever seen

Can't find an image of it unfortunately


I once had me a Captain Crisp badge, 'twas indeed a Dredd rip-off but Sam Spudz were the biz.



Isn't St. Patrick the patron-saint-of-paedophiles now?
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 March, 2011, 09:38:19 PM
Looks like I started something with this Tayto talk! I should point out, so as not to offend either camp (Jeez- even the bloody crisps are sectarian over there!), that they were actually rather good - it's just that I was expecting orgasmic ambrosia from the reputation!
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Mikey on 18 March, 2011, 03:47:59 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 17 March, 2011, 09:38:19 PM
Looks like I started something with this Tayto talk! I should point out, so as not to offend either camp (Jeez- even the bloody crisps are sectarian over there!), that they were actually rather good - it's just that I was expecting orgasmic ambrosia from the reputation!

Let that be a lesson - never, never offer an opinion on anything that a group of Irish people, north or south, are talking about  :lol:

M.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Ancient Otter on 18 March, 2011, 08:52:57 PM
Buffalo flavoured Hunky Dorys, Smoky Bacon Sam Spudz,Wheelies, Monster Munch (they changed the name when Walkers crisps came to Ireland if I'm right?) and Mr. Perry's line of crisps were my favourites back when I used to eat crisps
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 18 March, 2011, 09:31:25 PM
Barry McGuigan Nettle flavour jabs
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 18 March, 2011, 09:35:21 PM
Like most things in Ireland, I found the crisps to be massively inferior to Good Old British crisps during my extended seven year stay in Dublin. Tayto are inedible. You want Frazzles: The only crisp with the ability to send a man into a semi-Celtic berserker rage- the much-loved 'Frazzle Fenzy'.

SBT
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Mikey on 19 March, 2011, 10:03:44 AM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 18 March, 2011, 09:31:25 PM
Barry McGuigan Nettle flavour jabs

And don't forget Barry's Rings - square naturally!

Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 18 March, 2011, 09:35:21 PM
Tayto are inedible.

Careful...

Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 18 March, 2011, 09:35:21 PM
You want Frazzles: The only crisp with the ability to send a man into a semi-Celtic berserker rage- the much-loved 'Frazzle Fenzy'.

...and you pull it back before there's a big fight! Frazzles were indeed a fine crisp!

M.
Title: Re: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Professor Bear on 19 March, 2011, 02:28:17 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 18 March, 2011, 09:35:21 PMTayto are inedible.

The ravings of a dangerous lunatic.  Along with all those who say they prefer Walkers, you'll be first against the wall when the potato revolution starts.