kicking off with a royalwedding one -ish
Kate middleton attends the chorley lesbian animal rights confrence to give a speech as part of her introduction to her princessly duties.
however she attends the event in a red furred hat completet with a bushy tail.
there are some shocked whispers but no-one says anything until at the after dinner drinky poos one of the organisers approaches her kateness..
"thankyou for today your highness,but i must ask was the red fur hat really appropriate attire considering the event?"
kate replies "well i did wonder myself but two days before i approached prince charles for his advice on such events and asked him 'i'm attending an event in chorley do you have any tips?' and he replied "chorley?where the fox hat?"
Heh. Had to read the last line a couple of times before it clicked!