Just noticed today that I haven't seen Roger Godpleton posting around these parts for a while. Looking up his profile it seems he hasnt been online since early March --- has anyone heard from him? Hope he's okay? I have to say I miss the crazy bastard!! Come back Roger!!!
He was in the Yap Shop this Wednesday, up to his usual stuff :lol:
Ahhh is that where you find him! I can't get into that Jaysus yap shop for some reason best known to my evil schizophrenic laptop, I'm missing all the fun. I'll have to buy a new one at some stage I suppose...if the one I have doesn't try to kill me first...
You can also get into the Yap Shop on your phone (if it's a smart one) as I have used mine for the last few weeks at work and it's great :D
Quote from: Van Dom on 13 May, 2011, 03:44:36 PM
Hope he's okay?
That boat sailed long ago.
Nah, I miss his jolly japes too. Always gave me one good laugh a day.
I had hoped this thread would be a challenge to find one spindly nerd in a huge, detailed drawing of thousands of squirming MILFs.
Never mind.
- Trout
Quote from: King Trout on 13 May, 2011, 05:01:15 PM
I had hoped this thread would be a challenge to find one spindly nerd in a huge, detailed drawing of thousands of squirming MILFs.
Post of the week! All hail the Trout!
I've never heard Roger called 'spindly' before.
Quote from: House of Usher on 13 May, 2011, 06:25:35 PM
I've never heard Roger called 'spindly' before.
(http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/ae182/grpleahy/001-1.jpg)
He's been called that twice apparently !
Why us Archie from Balamory on the right?
V
I like the fact that BM, CF and RG are clearly generating a local gravitational field significant enough to warp LOD.
Aaaaaghh! Acronym overload !!!!
BM???
Buttonman?
Thanks!!!
Where indeed:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/Wellsy/Roger.jpg?t=1305416686)
Answer: [spoiler]He's bumming a clown.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Pete Wells on 15 May, 2011, 12:45:12 AMAnswer: [spoiler]He's bumming a clown.[/spoiler]
That's no way to speak about his mother.
Breast Mites?
Blubber Mountain?
Bewitching Moobs?
So glad I started this thread! It hasnt made Roger surface - yet - but that Where's Wally adaption is awesome!!!
So why is Roger shunning the forum, does anybody know?
Quote from: Van Dom on 16 May, 2011, 02:12:55 PMSo why is Roger shunning the forum, does anybody know?
He stopped reading 2000AD a while back and I think he had a drawing removed from the forum for being offensive, so quietly slipped off into the night. He has asked for his profile to be deleted but it might be so he can return triumphantly under a different guise.
Or he invented a new way to masturbate (a variant on the Lithuanian Two Stroke, I believe but with an overhand and then a clench) but boredom and chafing have yet to kick in, forcing him back here.
You decide.
He'll come back home when he is hungry.
He'll shun me over my dead body!
(Probably).
Quote from: Emperor on 16 May, 2011, 02:54:33 PM
it might be so he can return triumphantly under a different guise.
T'wouldn't be the first time. Maybe the great Krustabi is being dusted off?
RG was Krustabi, you learn something new every day. Loving the Where's Rodger pic, nice one, Pete.
Quote from: Gavin_Leahy on 16 May, 2011, 04:08:02 PM
RG was Krustabi, you learn something new every day.
Sorry Gav, should have said
allegedly - I had thought it was one of those 'open secret' things, but I could have made the whole thing up, and may be barking up entirely the wrong tyro.
his mum probably found out what everyone was saying about her and killed him...her rhubarb will come up lovely this year though ;)
never rub another man's rhubarb
Quote from: Proudhuff on 16 May, 2011, 06:30:14 PM
never rub another man's rhubarb
If Rog had only heeded those words he'd still be with us. That's irony. Or pathos. Or a simile. I don't know, but Roger would have, and he've added the word 'bitches', and linked to a 20 minute youtube video of a single (and yet discordant) note from some Square Enix thing involving a fire-breathing teddybear speeding across the sky in an endless loop . Gawd I miss him. -sniff-
i could of course be wrong it could have been his sister found out he was spying on her having sex
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 May, 2011, 06:48:06 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 16 May, 2011, 06:30:14 PM
never rub another man's rhubarb
If Rog had only heeded those words he'd still be with us. That's irony. Or pathos. Or a simile. I don't know, but Roger would have, and he've added the word 'bitches', and linked to a 20 minute youtube video of a single (and yet discordant) note from some Square Enix thing involving a fire-breathing teddybear speeding across the sky in an endless loop . Gawd I miss him. -sniff-
You see? THATS exactly what's missing from the forum these days.
Tordelback, you seem to have all the right qualifications, I nominate you to be the new Roger.
No more of his deranged/genius stories in the comps.
Roger looks absolutely nothing like I thought he did, but exactly like my friend Paddy. Who may be a fan of the pies, but it has to be said has loads of confidence, a hot wife and a cushy job reading the news for the radio from his bedroom.
I think people should start using the word 'shun' for wank again. Because I made it up, and it makes me feel big and important.
Quote from: mogzilla on 16 May, 2011, 07:13:15 PM
i could of course be wrong it could have been his sister found out he was spying on her having sex
and shunning along
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 17 May, 2011, 05:23:51 PM
I think people should start using the word 'shun' for wank again. Because I made it up, and it makes me feel big and important.
I use it frequently in conversation (well conversations involving shunning) some friends have even started using it
All is as it should be. </Big and important>