assuming your still here to read this and the undead are walking the earth what are you going to do? what supplies/weapons etc? are you going to run round nekkid or finally go and get one of those stormtrooper outfits?
for the moment i'll smash my stairs to bits and use the ladder to get up and down with the conservatory as an escape route. see, knew that flat roof was a good idea....
weapons ...we have the obvious police stations and an army barracks at fulwood as well as a couple of gun shops and my bro in law is a farmer so a shottty might be easy to get hold of.
i might have to loot sorry borrow some books from waterstones and my local comic shop for the long nights with no telly.(shame we'll never find out who river song was
Alex Kingston.
We have no weapons here.
No Army Bases.
We have one poorly staffed Police Station.
Basically we've had it.
Zombification here I come.
No,.. wait! What's that flying through the sky?
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No! It's, er.. a Nuclear Missl----#**
No zombies here. Actually, it's been surprisingly quiet.
Although the president was on the telly a few minutes ago announcing new laws saying that we all have to be tatooed with the number 616 "for identification purposes". Wtf?!
I suppose the taxpayer will be footing the cost of this, as per usual.
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 21 May, 2011, 04:50:48 PMwe all have to be tatooed with the number 616 "for identification purposes". Wtf?!
To be identified as fans of Marvel Comics?
To anyone else still here after the big event, clearly you are a terrible person and God doesn't want you. I'm off looting - or as we call it in Cookstown, 'shopping'.
Thought I had seen my first zombies shambling and moaning going past my window until my wife reminded me it's Bonnybridge, early Saturday evening it's just the locals heading back to the pubs.
filip
Isn't 616 supposed to be the true number of the beast? Or am I misquoting?
This:
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html)
Aww that's getting a bit desperate trying to explain away rabies as not being a perfectly viable way of spreading disease. Next they'll be saying nobody knows everything. Thanks to The Holy Lord, I do. I need a shotgun and a rucksack of shells and a recently abandoned KFCs.