Title: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Toke_Stanley on 09 August, 2011, 12:58:09 PM
Post by: Toke_Stanley on 09 August, 2011, 12:58:09 PM
Possibly something like the Human Centipede, or perhaps Debbie Does Dallas
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: TordelBack on 09 August, 2011, 01:11:32 PM
Post by: TordelBack on 09 August, 2011, 01:11:32 PM
Oh for a world where the worst thing you could show your Nan would be Debbie Does Dallas!
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Colin Zeal on 09 August, 2011, 01:56:11 PM
Post by: Colin Zeal on 09 August, 2011, 01:56:11 PM
When I was about 20 Trainspotting was on the TV one night. My dad decided that he would like to watch it despite me warning him that he wouldn't like it. Ten minutes into the film he had seen enough and decided not to carry on watching it. He then tried to send me to bed to prevent me from watching the rest of it.
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Kirbs on 09 August, 2011, 02:03:24 PM
Post by: Kirbs on 09 August, 2011, 02:03:24 PM
2 girls and one cup. :o
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 09 August, 2011, 02:13:28 PM
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 09 August, 2011, 02:13:28 PM
Two girls one cup is tame in comparison to the transgressive movies to be found in my friend's dad's personal video collection. My friend, now a semi-famous 'rock star', came home from visiting his dad one weekend with one that featured two girls, some live eels, then in rapid succession eel masturbation, eel death, vigourous shitting, a flying pan, some cooking in a sauce i frankly wouldnt want, and eel-eating.
I wouldnt show that to my nan.
SBT
I wouldnt show that to my nan.
SBT
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: mogzilla on 09 August, 2011, 02:15:18 PM
Post by: mogzilla on 09 August, 2011, 02:15:18 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 09 August, 2011, 02:13:28 PM
Two girls one cup is tame in comparison to the transgressive movies to be found in my friend's dad's personal video collection. My friend, now a semi-famous 'rock star', came home from visiting his dad one weekend with one that featured two girls, some live eels, then in rapid succession eel masturbation, eel death, vigourous shitting, a flying pan, some cooking in a sauce i frankly wouldnt want, and eel-eating.
I wouldnt show that to my nan.
SBT
eee,that justin bieber seems like a nice lad n'all! :o
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Emperor on 09 August, 2011, 05:39:15 PM
Post by: Emperor on 09 August, 2011, 05:39:15 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 09 August, 2011, 02:13:28 PM
Two girls one cup is tame in comparison to the transgressive movies to be found in my friend's dad's personal video collection. My friend, now a semi-famous 'rock star', came home from visiting his dad one weekend with one that featured two girls, some live eels, then in rapid succession eel masturbation, eel death, vigourous shitting, a flying pan, some cooking in a sauce i frankly wouldnt want, and eel-eating.
I wouldnt show that to my nan.
I saw something similar the other day, I wouldn't want it shown to me to be honest. I have the link around here somewhere...
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Michaelvk on 09 August, 2011, 07:05:04 PM
Post by: Michaelvk on 09 August, 2011, 07:05:04 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 09 August, 2011, 02:13:28 PM
Two girls one cup is tame in comparison to the transgressive movies to be found in my friend's dad's personal video collection. My friend, now a semi-famous 'rock star', came home from visiting his dad one weekend with one that featured two girls, some live eels, then in rapid succession eel masturbation, eel death, vigourous shitting, a flying pan, some cooking in a sauce i frankly wouldnt want, and eel-eating.
I wouldnt show that to my nan.
SBT
A mate of mine saw that when he was in the army..
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Rog69 on 09 August, 2011, 07:14:32 PM
Post by: Rog69 on 09 August, 2011, 07:14:32 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 09 August, 2011, 02:13:28 PMand eel-eating.
That's just going too far, I feel sick just thinking about it :sick:
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: I, Cosh on 09 August, 2011, 07:31:03 PM
Post by: I, Cosh on 09 August, 2011, 07:31:03 PM
The main reason I wouldn't want to watch that with my nan is cos she'd get too bloody horny.
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: JamesC on 09 August, 2011, 08:00:27 PM
Post by: JamesC on 09 August, 2011, 08:00:27 PM
My mate Ian and I once watched 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner' with his nan.
At the bit where the woman does naked yoga Ian's nan said 'I used to do that when I was younger' which was a bit surprising and conjured up some images I would rather have not imagined.
The first film I watched with my ex-girlfriend - at my insistence - was 'Deliverance'. Probably not my smoothest move!
At the bit where the woman does naked yoga Ian's nan said 'I used to do that when I was younger' which was a bit surprising and conjured up some images I would rather have not imagined.
The first film I watched with my ex-girlfriend - at my insistence - was 'Deliverance'. Probably not my smoothest move!
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: JOE SOAP on 09 August, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
Post by: JOE SOAP on 09 August, 2011, 08:26:40 PM
Possession (1981, Andrzej Zulawski)
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: JOE SOAP on 09 August, 2011, 08:29:26 PM
Post by: JOE SOAP on 09 August, 2011, 08:29:26 PM
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 09 August, 2011, 01:56:11 PM
When I was about 20 Trainspotting was on the TV one night. My dad decided that he would like to watch it despite me warning him that he wouldn't like it. Ten minutes into the film he had seen enough and decided not to carry on watching it. He then tried to send me to bed to prevent me from watching the rest of it.
...as soon as you were tucked-in-tight, he un-paused it.
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Robin Low on 09 August, 2011, 09:02:59 PM
Post by: Robin Low on 09 August, 2011, 09:02:59 PM
Quote from: JamesC on 09 August, 2011, 08:00:27 PMThe first film I watched with my ex-girlfriend - at my insistence - was 'Deliverance'. Probably not my smoothest move!
I guess this is another thread, really, but the first film I brought round for my girlfriend to watch was A Bucket of Blood. We're quite proud of this fact, even though in truth it's a very tame, although fun, Roger Corman effort.
Regards
Robin
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: vzzbux on 09 August, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
Post by: vzzbux on 09 August, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
Whilst stationed in Cyprus one of the guys decided to put on some snuff. That didn't stay on long.
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Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Misanthrope on 10 August, 2011, 02:16:25 AM
Post by: Misanthrope on 10 August, 2011, 02:16:25 AM
Quote from: vzzbux on 09 August, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
Whilst stationed in Cyprus one of the guys decided to put on some snuff. That didn't stay on long.
V
Snuff?
Was is a documentry about that minty powder that old men and weirdos shove up their noses?
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 10 August, 2011, 06:02:59 PM
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 10 August, 2011, 06:02:59 PM
Cannibal Holocaust:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ-Xp6VC7RQ
Yeah, Cannibal Holocaust.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ-Xp6VC7RQ
Yeah, Cannibal Holocaust.
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 August, 2011, 06:16:40 PM
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 August, 2011, 06:16:40 PM
A Serbian Film. Hands down. Didn't know what to expect before I watched it, only that it would be very shocking. It was. Kind of wish I hadn't watched it, and wonder what kind of people would back a film like this
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: vzzbux on 10 August, 2011, 08:42:20 PM
Post by: vzzbux on 10 August, 2011, 08:42:20 PM
Quote from: Misanthrope on 10 August, 2011, 02:16:25 AMI really wished it was. When someone says they have some great porn you don't expect to see something so sick.Quote from: vzzbux on 09 August, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
Whilst stationed in Cyprus one of the guys decided to put on some snuff. That didn't stay on long.
Snuff?
Was is a documentry about that minty powder that old men and weirdos shove up their noses?
V
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: golledge100 on 10 August, 2011, 08:48:06 PM
Post by: golledge100 on 10 August, 2011, 08:48:06 PM
I'd have to say that sitting down with my Nan to watch ANY film would be pretty sick nowadays!
She's dead!
She's dead!
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: vzzbux on 10 August, 2011, 08:51:21 PM
Post by: vzzbux on 10 August, 2011, 08:51:21 PM
When are you coming to pick her up, she is starting to make my front room smell.
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Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Misanthrope on 11 August, 2011, 11:12:32 AM
Post by: Misanthrope on 11 August, 2011, 11:12:32 AM
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I really wished it was. When someone says they have some great porn you don't expect to see something so sick.
V
There is a good chance it was one of those torture movies that are popular in Japan. Men behind the sun and all that crazy stuff.
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: HatefulCactus on 12 August, 2011, 03:41:28 AM
Post by: HatefulCactus on 12 August, 2011, 03:41:28 AM
Rabid Grannies. The trailer speaks for itself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcqQlICChh4
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Spaceghost on 12 August, 2011, 08:26:01 AM
Post by: Spaceghost on 12 August, 2011, 08:26:01 AM
It would probably be a little film of my own making entitled Let's dig up Grandad!.
She wouldn't like that much.
Only joking. She's dead too.
She wouldn't like that much.
Only joking. She's dead too.
Title: Re: What would be the worst film to sit your Nan down in front of? And why?
Post by: Emperor on 13 August, 2011, 02:17:00 PM
Post by: Emperor on 13 August, 2011, 02:17:00 PM
Quote from: Lee Bates on 12 August, 2011, 08:26:01 AM
It would probably be a little film of my own making entitled Let's dig up Grandad!.
She wouldn't like that much.
Only joking. She's dead too.
It was my Nan's idea to dig up my granddad (presumably because she felt he needed a good hen-pecking from beyond the grave), so the only reason I could think for not showing her that film would be that it'd give her ideas ;)