I knows there pointless for remake of Total Recall (I love the original film with brilliant ending...)
BUT here the Foreign (the site looks Russian, but video looks Chinese/Japanese? But I am Deaf to know what audio it is) Comic Con? version of teaser trailer. Some effects looks Minority Report.
Total Recall Teaser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OKF3NskN9yM#!)
Wouldnt have minded checking that out, but the teaser has now been removed by Columbia.
First teaser:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNlaWwBszlk&feature=player_embedded
It is scheduled to be released in the United States and Canada on August 3, 2012.
I do not approve of this.
I wonder how much of the original story this one uses, given that the original Total Recall was onyl the first two pages :)
There's no Mars in the short story likewise the new film.
I've no love for the original movie, so quite happy to look forwards to this one.
Chris: you're clearly a sick man. Possibly some sort of deviant.
I like how they've basically made a trailer for the trailer. Not so keen on the reappearance of The Awesome Horn, that thing that goes "BLAAAARRRRRRNNNNN!" repeatedly in trailers for action movies rather than an actual music score. I would go so far as to say it gives me a negative impression of the film.
Almost every studio now makes trailers for trailers. The Zimmer-Horn is now a dramatic staple in trailers just like the fast fade to and from black. Horrible.
Even many trailers shows everythings of the films!
Good trailer by the way!
A new poster for your bedroom Jared.
This looks shit but Jessica Biel's arse is in it so I'll go see it. If I can sit through that Chuck And Larry Get Married abortion I can make it through this.
Yes, it's that simple.
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 27 March, 2012, 10:05:13 PM
Almost every studio now makes trailers for trailers. The Zimmer-Horn is now a dramatic staple in trailers just like the fast fade to and from black. Horrible.
I refuse to call it that. I insist we call it the Awesome Horn.
It's called the Zimmer-horn.
Quote from: Professah Byah on 28 March, 2012, 12:48:16 AM
I insist we call it the Awesome Horn.
This
is the
Zimmer-Horn:

There is
no debate.
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I'm wondering if they will have any of arnies one liners in there as a homage......
The original is incredibly bad but with a lot of redeeming amusement value (not least the HO Scale train set standing in for aerial shots of Mars) , so I'm not remotely concerned by a remake. However, the look of this is atrocious. The foreground lighting in that scene of Biel's butt in front of an explosion would have stood out as shoddy in an episode of Bablylon 5 (maybe I did spend too long on the freezeframe), and the cityscapes look like they're from a PS2 cutscene. What are they up to?
Liking the original as I do, (it's cheesy, but I just love that twisty plot) I'm not keen on the idea of a remake.
I do like the visuals on that trailer though.
How anyone not like the original film's twist ending?
And it was good violent film as well!
There wasn't a twist at the end of Total Recall - he wasn't dreaming.
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Not exactly a twist but a revelation.
The worst aspect in a lot of these 80's sci-fi action fests is Arnie, he's just awful.
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 28 March, 2012, 05:17:58 PM
Not exactly a twist but a revelation.
The worst aspect in a lot of these 80's sci-fi action fests is Arnie, he's just awful.
Fuck you man! Arnie's awesome!
Arnie made loads of classics in the 80's - Terminator, Commando (my favourite), Total Recall, The Running Man, Predator.
The man has star quality!
Quote from: JamesC on 28 March, 2012, 05:35:52 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 28 March, 2012, 05:17:58 PM
Not exactly a twist but a revelation.
The worst aspect in a lot of these 80's sci-fi action fests is Arnie, he's just awful.
Fuck you man! Arnie's awesome!
Arnie made loads of classics in the 80's - Terminator, Commando (my favourite), Total Recall, The Running Man, Predator.
The man has star quality!
And classic lines! "Stick around"
QuoteThere wasn't a twist at the end of Total Recall - he wasn't dreaming.
It doesn't definitively come down on either side, does it? Much like the ending of Inception, you can decide for yourself what really happened, what was 'real' and what was just a dream.
QuoteThe man has star quality!
Strongly agree - he's a terrible actor, but is such a star that he transcends acting ability.
Couldn't give a monkeys about the remake - not with the godawful Len Wiseman directing and what appears to be some seriously generic art direction.
Quote from: radiator on 28 March, 2012, 06:07:06 PM
QuoteThe man has star quality!
Strongly agree - he's a terrible actor, but is such a star that he transcends acting ability.
It defies all reason, but yes, whatever 'it' is Ahnuld has plenty.
Quote from: radiator on 28 March, 2012, 06:07:06 PM
QuoteThere wasn't a twist at the end of Total Recall - he wasn't dreaming.
It doesn't definitively come down on either side, does it? Much like the ending of Inception, you can decide for yourself what really happened, what was 'real' and what was just a dream.
TR doesn't really push this aspect of the story -more a plot device rather than a thematic- whereas Inception always teetered on the edge of waking-up. TR feels more about Martian civics than the 'dreaming' and the story gains little in the end if there's a question of whether it all turns out to be a dream or not, so it's a bit of a moot point I feel.
Quote from: JamesC on 28 March, 2012, 05:35:52 PM
Fuck you man! Arnie's awesome!
The man has star quality!
Star
quantity, maybe, and only when his mouth's shut, but if he stood still long enough he'd get
wood-worm.
Arnie is a brand rather than an actor - you know what you're getting going in.
Quote from: radiator on 28 March, 2012, 06:07:06 PM
QuoteThere wasn't a twist at the end of Total Recall - he wasn't dreaming.
It doesn't definitively come down on either side, does it? Much like the ending of Inception, you can decide for yourself what really happened, what was 'real' and what was just a dream.
If it's a dream, why does so much happen outside the experience/POV of the main character? Some of it even happens while he's unconscious, and at no point in the film does he ever discover what happened when he was out cold even though it informs how events unfold, like the bit in Recall HQ where the techs twig that he's been implanted with false memories and then wipe his recent memory and bung him in a taxi. The dream angle doesn't actually hold up to logical examination, the only real argument in its favour being that the rest of TR is so dumb it makes as much sense as anything else, though by this rationale
every action film is the dream of the central protagonist.
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That Zimmer-Horn needs tuning.
If Cronenberg had made Total Recall it would have been a dream.
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 28 March, 2012, 06:29:05 PM
If Cronenberg had made Total Recall it would have been a dream.
....Or
would it?
Quote from: Professah Byah on 28 March, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
If it's a dream, why does so much happen outside the experience/POV of the main character? Some of it even happens while he's unconscious, and at no point in the film does he ever discover what happened when he was out cold even though it informs how events unfold, like the bit in Recall HQ where the techs twig that he's been implanted with false memories and then wipe his recent memory and bung him in a taxi. The dream angle doesn't actually hold up to logical examination, the only real argument in its favour being that the rest of TR is so dumb it makes as much sense as anything else, though by this rationale every action film is the dream of the central protagonist.
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That's fine you give option and stick with it.
But this ending was "Was it or not?" as if you can recalled, as when Arnie about to get Total Recall, you can see the things on the monitor, with his choice of trip to Mars, including the option of being a secret agent and discovering alien technology, and choice of woman, with pictures of Mars mountain AND Alien Ice Air Rector on the monitor as he fell sleep...
so was it all real or dream? I don't know... that what I like about this film.
According to Paul Verhoven in the commentary on a DVD:
[spoiler]The bit at the end where everything fades to white? That is Douglas Quaid undergoing a lobotomy. His whole adventure is a implanted memory going wrong.[/spoiler]
Love that film. The scenes set on Earth at the start? Shot in Mexico City - the city area with the escalators was an military officers training academy. Don't know what the Rekall building really was though.
If it is a dream Quaid is having, why do we see his wife talking to someone after he's left the room? How do we see the Recall salesman having a natter with a customer in another room when Quaid is having a freakout elsewhere? Wouldn't Quaid know he was seeing other people's experiences and know it was a dream? The stuff on the screen in Recall HQ is more easily explained away as coincidence, or an in-joke, or even as dis/information, as Quaid is later talking to some nameless schmoe on a train who's able to tell him there are alien artifacts inside the Martian pyramid - the artifacts are a known quantity long before Quaid gets into the chair at Recall, and it would make sense for someone making believable fantasies to include stuff like that in the simulation.
But it's probably a bad idea to get hung up on the internal logic of an Arnie flick, isn't it?
/retunes blarn horn
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Quote from: Professah Byah on 29 March, 2012, 12:01:28 AM
But it's probably a bad idea to get hung up on the internal logic of an Arnie flick, isn't it?
Tis but you could lazily say the whole thing's a dream and therefore nothing needs logical explanation.
Quote from: Professah Byah on 29 March, 2012, 12:01:28 AM
/retunes blarn horn
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Cease and Desist Order for audio infringement.
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Quote from: Professah Byah on 28 March, 2012, 04:52:27 PM
There wasn't a twist at the end of Total Recall - he wasn't dreaming.
Quote from: Ancient Otter on 28 March, 2012, 10:58:23 PM
According to Paul Verhoven in the commentary on a DVD:
[spoiler]The bit at the end where everything fades to white? That is Douglas Quaid undergoing a lobotomy. His whole adventure is a implanted memory going wrong.[/spoiler]
I always thought he was dreaming, and Verhoeven said in an interview once that the whole 'is he/isn't he' was the hook that interested him in the whole project, a study in psychosis or so he said. Even when we witness events that Quaid isn't present for, well, he's DREAMING them isn't he...!?
Quote from: JamesC on 28 March, 2012, 05:35:52 PM
Fuck you man! Arnie's awesome! Arnie made loads of classics in the 80's - Terminator, Commando (my favourite), Total Recall, The Running Man, Predator. The man has star quality!
It's just a shame he didn't team up with Paul 'mad as a goose on stilts' Verhoeven again to do Crusades in 1994, if you've read the script for that thing, it would have been just outrageous, not to mention a massive hit as well (probably on the sheer controversy it would have generated alone), but Carolco thought $120m was too much and decided to spend way more than that on
Cutthroat Island and
Showgirls , say no more really...
How Total Recall 2 almost got made:
http://io9.com/5887350/we-almost-got-total-recall-2-in-the-1990s
New poster with bit of crop up...
There's literally nothing about that Inception 2 poster that I like.
Race Traitor.
Looks just like the Source Code poster with a bit of Inception thrown in for good measure-imitation really is the sincerest form of flattery!
Arnie* was one guy that could always make me buy a cinema ticket in the early to mid eighties. He's pretty much aware that he can't act much and that we know this but often makes the most of this (e.g Terminator and Red Heat - an oft overlooked gem). Then some idiot convinced him he should do comedy.
* And Robert De Niro. Probably telling of their careers that you can hardly get me to watch them if they come on telly these days.
Arnie started doing comedy around the time his regular script doctors took off to make movies of their own rather than salvaging loads of rotten drafts and then never getting writing credit (or royalties). I think they might have been the blokes who wrote the first two Predator movies, and the thought of what Commando would have been like without their input is genuinely frightening if you think about it: an indestructible German comes down from his mountain retreat to murder dozens of people, though he clearly singles out blacks, foreigners and gays? You can sort of see why Arnie went for that script initially, and why it needed a bit of tweaking to be something other than utterly horrifying.
Quote from: Professah Byah on 29 March, 2012, 01:13:35 PM
an indestructible German comes down from his mountain retreat to murder dozens of people, though he clearly singles out blacks, foreigners and gays?
A missed oppurtunity.
Now the motion poster?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=O2N4qTHJUI8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=O2N4qTHJUI8)
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 29 March, 2012, 02:16:14 PMA missed oppurtunity.
I do apologise.
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This remake looks a bit poo.
visually the teaser looks like a mash up of other peoples ideas-unless it's an attempt to create some sort of synergy with Minority Report and Blade Runner, in which case bravo.
Stiil the name's Len Weisman and Kate Beckinsale hardly inspire confidence- as much as I liked her dad in Rising Damp.
Phil-Dick-ien in it's intricacies.
They seem to be questioning the nature of reality itself ala Matrix which certainly takes it away from the Austrian Plank vehicle the first film was.
That said I do enjoy the first 45 mins of the original Total Recall so I'm glad this one is set entirely on Earth.
Wonder what the twist will be?
Sorry Quaid your life is just a dream?
Follow the yellow brick road?
It's the Jerry Springer Show and Colin Farrel's is unknowingly going out with a transgender transvestite ?
I'm actually looking forward to this.
I'm in the 'Arnold was great in the 80s camp. The original Total Recall is just about perfect, except for....No, no, it's perfect. Remaking it is phenomenally pointless and my prediction is that the remake will be worse than the Get Smart movie. So do sing out if it's worth watching.
Will this film have any three breasted women or mini Danny Devito lookalikes growing out of people's bellies?
Quote from: JamesC on 30 March, 2012, 12:42:51 PM
Will this film have any three breasted women or mini Danny Devito lookalikes growing out of people's bellies?
If it feature's the above and this -
QuoteMelina: Hello, Hauser. Still bulging, I see. What you been feeding this thing? Quaid: Blondes. Melina: I think it's still hungry.
I'll be a happy man shallow but happy :)
"See you at the party Vincent!"
Full trailer here, looks not bad... still got that Minority Report style...
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/totalrecall/ (http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/totalrecall/)
YouTube version;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sWMhADqlPYg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sWMhADqlPYg)
Sigh. Apart from the Mars stuff it looks like it follows the same plot. Expected though, I suppose it being based on the same material. Hopefully they'll provide another twist to it.
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 29 March, 2012, 08:04:39 PM
Phil-Dick-ien in it's intricacies.
Or, you know, its ostensible source material.
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 29 March, 2012, 08:04:39 PM
They seem to be questioning the nature of reality itself ala Matrix which certainly takes it away from the Austrian Plank vehicle the first film was.
Sorry IATS, I am picking on you purely as a representative of the rest of this thread. I've always thought Total Recall was the perfect mix of dumb Arnie blockbuster and reasonably smart sci-fi and the multiple potential levels of reality was always a part of the story. I'm genuinely surprised to see so many people here dislike it.
Not really fussed about a remake either way. Will probably see it at some point. More importantly, this thread gives me yet another chance to post a link to the best website of all time:
http://www.getyourasstomars.com/
Cranston is in this. I will probably see it.
"I don't think there is much of a challenge at all. I think the script is better. We certainly have a tremendous upgrade in our lead actor." -Cranston on Total Recall.
I'm not arguing.
Quote from: The Cosh on 02 April, 2012, 10:10:47 PM
Sorry IATS, I am picking on you purely as a representative of the rest of this thread. I've always thought Total Recall was the perfect mix of dumb Arnie blockbuster and reasonably smart sci-fi and the multiple potential levels of reality was always a part of the story. I'm genuinely surprised to see so many people here dislike it.
I still watch it when it comes on TV! :D
I certainly don't hate it or the re make and there is that really rather questioning moment when you think 'Well is it all a paranoid fantasy?'
By the way How did 'he get his ass to Mars?'
DOUBLE POST!
New Trailer excitement!
http://youtu.be/gA-18LuLDEQ
Original Total Recall on ITV2 now.
"Harry from vork is trying to keel me!"
THAT how you do bullet holes in the bodies! As now it all CGI :-(
Poor backpack man in the Escalator...
Verhoeven was notorious for using gallons of fake blood for gunshot impacts - mainly because so much of it turns into a red mist when splattering out of people on the set that it doesn't show up very well on camera, so he just kept making his FX team use more and more for the splats. If you look at the corpses in his films shortly after they've been shot, there's probably more blood around them than could fit in a human body.
Bwwwrrrn. Eh, me heart's not in it...
After watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIduDF61WlM&feature=player_embedded
File this one under "What the fuck is the point?"
Oh, right. To have Matrix fight scenes with Stormtroopers.
The sad thing is, is that this will make tons more money than Dredd.
Quote from: radiator on 20 June, 2012, 08:43:19 AM
The sad thing is, is that this will make tons more money than Dredd.
Ya think? not see Dredd 10 secs teaser yet?
Dredd will probably be the better film, but it can't compete with the big hitters.
They'll spend more advertising Total Recall than the entire budget of Dredd combined.
Dredd could end up making more profit, of course...
Also Dredd is R in the US and this remake is PG, so half the audience have easier access.
Personally think this looks alright but it's in my basket for why remake as well, naught wrong with the original i watched it just the other day.
CU Radbacker
Trailer B - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx_9uxohMTI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx_9uxohMTI)
It's got three boobies! lol
Quote from: Goaty on 28 June, 2012, 07:58:37 AM
Trailer B - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx_9uxohMTI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx_9uxohMTI)
It's got three boobies! lol
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Some funny similarities with Dredd here, especially on youtube:
"It's a rubbish remake of the 90s one" - People with no idea of the origins of the story
"No Arnie, no deal" - 90s muscle-man fanboys
Saw the trailer in the cinema yesterday. Seeing it on youtube it was "Yeah, looks cool enough" on the big screen though it looked REALLY good. Loved how the city etc looked, and gotta admit to being a bit of a Colin Farrell fan which reminds me... need to buy Fright Night.
Not seen the 3boob trailer. Think I'll hold off watching any more as I'm pretty sure I'll be going to the flicks for this one
QuoteSome funny similarities with Dredd here, especially on youtube:
"It's a rubbish remake of the 90s one" - People with no idea of the origins of the story
"No Arnie, no deal" - 90s muscle-man fanboys
That would be a valid comment, if not for the fact that Total Recall 2012 explicitly references and echoes the 1990 film*. By trying to have their cake and eat it - claiming that they are re-adapting the original story while trading off the visual cues of the Arnie version - they leave themselves completely open to this entirely valid criticism.
By contrast, DREDD seems to be doing everything in its power to distance itself from the 1995 Stallone version - and that's why people get bent out of shape about it.
*Side by side comparison: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIduDF61WlM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIduDF61WlM)
As for me, the appeal of Total Recall was always about the demented, garish excess and schlocky Rob Botin practical effects. Take all that stuff away, I'm not really interested. If there were a proper filmmaker involved then I might be interested in seeing a more cerebral take on the material - but with Len Wiseman at the helm I couldn't care less about seeing a watered down 12A rehash, with nothing to add but slow motion fight scenes and excessive cgi. I've ordered the 1990 version on Blu Ray and will watch that instead.
Quote from: Mudcrab on 28 June, 2012, 03:34:45 PM
Some funny similarities with Dredd here, especially on youtube:
"It's a rubbish remake of the 90s one" - People with no idea of the origins of the story
"No Arnie, no deal" - 90s muscle-man fanboys
Lots of differences too: Total Recall was ace and made lots of money. Judge Dredd was shit and didn't.
Well likely the best Total Recall is on ITV2 now...
Paul Verhoeven must be spinning in his grave, oh wait...
Oooh new trailer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xbodk7S2KA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xbodk7S2KA)
[spoiler]Hope they dont same to Judge Dredd! :-\[/spoiler]
This film looks amazing!
i love the Arnie film but my god was it cheesy!
so by the looks of things this is going to be darker more action packed!
I saw a trailer the other day. It looked a bit over CGI'd to me
Reviews don't seem to be good. Looks great but:
"Ironically, for a movie touted as being about the nature of memory, it is surprisingly forgettable".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90MzmfZAP5U&feature=player_embedded
http://www.digitaltrends.com/movies/total-recall-review/#ixzz22ULNZcIS
http://ie.ign.com/videos/2012/08/01/does-the-new-total-recall-suck
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/57403
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/08/review-total-recall-remake/
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/03/showbiz/music/total-recall-review-charity/
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 03 August, 2012, 02:15:07 PM
Reviews don't seem to be good. Looks great but:
"Ironically, for a movie touted as being about the nature of memory, it is surprisingly forgettable".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90MzmfZAP5U&feature=player_embedded
http://www.digitaltrends.com/movies/total-recall-review/#ixzz22ULNZcIS
http://ie.ign.com/videos/2012/08/01/does-the-new-total-recall-suck
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/57403
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/08/review-total-recall-remake/
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/03/showbiz/music/total-recall-review-charity/
That what I expected...
Quote from: Sapperjack91 on 04 July, 2012, 11:26:50 AM
This film looks amazing!
i love the Arnie film but my god was it cheesy!
so by the looks of things this is going to be darker more action packed!
For me that was what made a lot of 80's action heroes/films great