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Title: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 20 April, 2012, 07:17:06 PM
There's an 'normous problem with my girlfriend's laptop and she's in the final stages of her dissertation and it's rather freaking her out. I realise this is a bit of a long shot posting here for technical advice and no problem at all if you can't help but your imput would be greatly appreciated - !

In her words: "My computer will not turn on correctly. When started normally it gets stuck on the starting windows screen with the flag. it remains on this for 10 minutes or so and then reboots after the blue screen of death. When restarted this message appears- Windows error recovery: windows failed to start a recent hardware or software change might be the cause. If windows files have been damaged or configured incorrectly startup repair can help diagnose and fix the problem. If power was interrupted gerring start up to start windows normally. When booted to safe mode the computer will not load past " windows system32 drivers avgid seh.sys." it then does the blue screen of death and then reboots. I am wary of using system repair as I have tried it before and I lost all my files."

Also feel free to just be blunt or sarcastic. In these troubling times all we have is our BALLS MINDS.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Pyroxian on 20 April, 2012, 07:19:37 PM
Is it this problem:

http://www.pcrepairmansblog.com/avg-update-crashes-pc-how-to-restart-windows-xp-vista-7-2003-2008-boot-disc-startup/
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 20 April, 2012, 07:28:34 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19065925.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Proudhuff on 20 April, 2012, 07:32:43 PM
A previous Huff huose laptop had that, wish I'd know about this then, should have asked here  ::)
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Pyroxian on 20 April, 2012, 07:45:15 PM
Macs are evil... They actually cause me pain to use.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: DoomBot on 20 April, 2012, 10:40:38 PM
Windows? Mac? Madness. Linux surely...

I'm probably of no help, but if it was my laptop I would grab the Ubuntu linux live distro from their site, bung it on a flash drive, boot the laptop with it. Access the windows disk partition to copy my personal data to an external disk, restore the windows OS as in clean reinstall, then restore my personal data.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 20 April, 2012, 10:49:11 PM
Safe mode copy all the files you need then wipe it with a fresh install. Before that id give it a good virus check first if you can.
If its making any weird noises like a ticking sound or clinking sound could be the harddrive.
Let us know how you get on.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 20 April, 2012, 11:08:27 PM
If you try Triple Swearing at it, it may be so impressed that it comes back to life.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 20 April, 2012, 11:10:23 PM
Quote from: DoomBot on 20 April, 2012, 10:40:38 PM
Windows? Mac? Madness. Linux surely...

I'm probably of no help, but if it was my laptop I would grab the Ubuntu linux live distro from their site, bung it on a flash drive, boot the laptop with it. Access the windows disk partition to copy my personal data to an external disk, restore the windows OS as in clean reinstall, then restore my personal data.

She's tried the Ubuntu method but the USB copying isn't working for her for some reason and she doesn't have any discs. "When used, message reads error no configuration file found. Googled problem, went to change file names, only files on usb are are text documents" She says of it. She even tried burning the iso direct to the USB but that didn't work either.

Hmmmmmmm it's a dilly of a pickle alright - grateful for all the help - she's just sketched out about losing dissertation stuff.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Buttonman on 20 April, 2012, 11:15:58 PM
If 'System Restore' desn't do the trick I'd tell her to go down the 'laptop ate my essay' route.

Fear not chums I've cleverly emailed The Beast to my Hotmail so that I can remote access it in the event of a non-porn related system corruption.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: DoomBot on 20 April, 2012, 11:29:04 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 20 April, 2012, 11:10:23 PM
She's tried the Ubuntu method but the USB copying isn't working for her for some reason and she doesn't have any discs. "When used, message reads error no configuration file found. Googled problem, went to change file names, only files on usb are are text documents" She says of it. She even tried burning the iso direct to the USB but that didn't work either.

Copying to cd is the easiest I guess. Make her buy disks immediately. You could try a different distro such as fedora
http://fedoraproject.org/wiki/How_to_create_and_use_Live_USB (http://fedoraproject.org/wiki/How_to_create_and_use_Live_USB)
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Bat King on 20 April, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
Take it to a repair dude?

Even if the laptop is deceased they might get her files out safely.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 21 April, 2012, 12:50:41 AM
Right, right, right -

It's all fixed now - I think that first link was the winner Pyroxian - she just wrangled it to the point that system restore worked and got out of it. Fuckin' AVG.

Cheers so much for your comments and that - Jazz has promised to bake you all cake - but given the geographical difficulty and postage costs involved it might be easier if she just writes oodles more Flaubert ;)
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: IndigoPrime on 21 April, 2012, 01:09:46 AM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 21 April, 2012, 12:50:41 AMIt's all fixed now
Not quite. Now go and get an external hard drive and ensure all the important data is being backed up daily. And then get a Dropbox account (or similar) and make a separate online copy of important files. Then the data is (relatively) safe.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Bat King on 21 April, 2012, 01:36:42 PM
Much more Flaubert!!!

Really enjoying that thread.
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Mr.Fastrope on 24 April, 2012, 10:28:57 PM
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 February, 2013, 12:01:32 PM
Ye olde laptop thought to have expired in the bowels of Huff Mansions has been excavated by my Time Team lead by the Bulter and Mrs Hudson. I'm going to try the above, wish me luck!!
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: LARF on 23 February, 2013, 09:44:39 AM
Quote from: Pyroxian on 20 April, 2012, 07:45:15 PM
Macs are evil... They actually cause me pain to use.

And Mac users are often accused of starting stupid 'mine's better than yours' conversations...
Title: Re: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Noisybast on 23 February, 2013, 10:35:25 AM
It *was* started by a Mac user. Specifically, El Pops and his daft .JPG
Title: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 23 February, 2013, 12:14:10 PM
I beg your pardon, but I don't own a mac, I was merely indulging in some light trolling
Title: Re: Re: FEMALE LAPTOP WOES
Post by: Noisybast on 23 February, 2013, 12:56:45 PM
My mistake.