So I went to the New Year's party, toting my trusty geetar and brand new banjo. Already several sheets to the wind I layed said banjo down near the outside fire and wandered into a house looking for even still yet more booze.
Come the end of the night (6am-ish) I'd of course totally forgotten where I'd put the thing. Assuming it was in a house somewhere I headed home, trusting the goddess of fortune to look after my banj as she had done my guitar on countless similar occasions.
However Fortune obviously favours not the humble banjo, and said instrument turned up knackered in the morning, having evidently been stood upon.
And I didn't even get to do Ace Of Spades on it. Sigh.
Where's me wood glue?
Zeep
There must be a lot of mourning red-knecks out there :)
Yep, we's a weepin' into our moonshine :-)
Oh I thought this would be a sex-accident thread, I'm dissapointed
Your King has a command, to piss you all off.
You must all be stuck with the tune from Deliverance in your heads for at least a day, starting now!
Deedle-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum...
BWA HA HA HA HA!
- Never forget the Trout is evil
Deedle-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum...Ace of spades...
Thats terrible news Zeep ! have they no respect? was the goddess of insrtaments pished ?
I was had someones foot thru bodrahn at a similiar occasion, scumbags.
Bou, I fear the goddess was indeed pished, no doubt on the razz with Apollo, Dyonsos, Bacchus and those other dodgy low life immortals.
I also fear I may be getting a message from Olympus:(Ominous roll of thunder and jet of dry ice)
"Forsake ye the banjo before it be too late!"
Zzzzeeeppp
Sorry to hear that Zeep, I would have paid to listen to you do Ace of Spades on the banjo.
Yeah I would have too Zeep.
Dexter limps off, banjo splinters clearly visible in his tiny feet.
bad news zeep, that would p off anyone.
Perhaps somebody thought it belonged to Billy 'Lotto' Connolly...
kill kill kill the lotto boy..... tra la la the banjo boy