Title: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 08 January, 2003, 07:57:16 PM
Post by: Trout on 08 January, 2003, 07:57:16 PM
Your King is bored and has decided to spend some time revelling in the adulation of his subjects.
He calls upon all of you to praise him now!
Pay tribute to your evil monarch or the consequences will be terrible!
ALL HAIL ME - IMMEDIATELY!
He calls upon all of you to praise him now!
Pay tribute to your evil monarch or the consequences will be terrible!
ALL HAIL ME - IMMEDIATELY!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Art on 08 January, 2003, 07:58:13 PM
Post by: Art on 08 January, 2003, 07:58:13 PM
Phrrrrrrrrrrrp!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Wake on 08 January, 2003, 08:01:00 PM
Post by: Wake on 08 January, 2003, 08:01:00 PM
I thought it was snow, not hail.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Oddboy on 08 January, 2003, 08:12:44 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 08 January, 2003, 08:12:44 PM
Where's me frying pan?
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 08 January, 2003, 08:26:49 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 08 January, 2003, 08:26:49 PM
I don't know, your mightiness- you haven't given me many medals or weapons of mass destruction to play with lately...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 08 January, 2003, 08:27:00 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 08 January, 2003, 08:27:00 PM
Heheheh. This doesn't bode very well Fishy...
Jared K.
Jared K.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 08 January, 2003, 09:24:01 PM
Post by: Trout on 08 January, 2003, 09:24:01 PM
Everyone who praises their King will receive a special award - The 2003 Brass Monkeys Weather Campaign Medal. Wear it with pride!
You will also be eligible for my new innovation: conversion into killer cyborgs, beholden to my will and endowed with super-strength and evil slaughter attachments.
Hurry up, plebs! Praise me!
- Your Mighty Ruler
You will also be eligible for my new innovation: conversion into killer cyborgs, beholden to my will and endowed with super-strength and evil slaughter attachments.
Hurry up, plebs! Praise me!
- Your Mighty Ruler
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 08 January, 2003, 09:31:13 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 08 January, 2003, 09:31:13 PM
mmm keep bargaining scaley bloke.... its sounding interesting...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 08 January, 2003, 09:34:43 PM
Post by: Trout on 08 January, 2003, 09:34:43 PM
Ah, well, you could be a good example to use, Bou.
Imagine, subjects, the Mecha-Boudicca, all spikey boots, attached chainsaws and huge guns firing broken pieces of pot she's made herself...
Run, terrified, to the hills, for the Mecha-Bou is coming to tear your extremities off and mash them up!
Bribery over.
You should praise me for I am the King!
RESPECT THE EVIL FISH!
Imagine, subjects, the Mecha-Boudicca, all spikey boots, attached chainsaws and huge guns firing broken pieces of pot she's made herself...
Run, terrified, to the hills, for the Mecha-Bou is coming to tear your extremities off and mash them up!
Bribery over.
You should praise me for I am the King!
RESPECT THE EVIL FISH!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Slippery PD on 08 January, 2003, 09:35:25 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 08 January, 2003, 09:35:25 PM
Im not sure boo is elligible for the brass monkey award......
yer slippo
yer slippo
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 08 January, 2003, 09:59:58 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 08 January, 2003, 09:59:58 PM
Trout thinks that he' got
A super empire but he's not
Got loyal troopers like I do
And he swims in his poo!
He thinks he's flash and stylish
But he's just a slimy fish
He'd be dumped like a shot
If they knew about his chronic fin rot.
Jared 0necrotic Katooie.
A super empire but he's not
Got loyal troopers like I do
And he swims in his poo!
He thinks he's flash and stylish
But he's just a slimy fish
He'd be dumped like a shot
If they knew about his chronic fin rot.
Jared 0necrotic Katooie.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 08 January, 2003, 10:00:09 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 08 January, 2003, 10:00:09 PM
Trout thinks that he' got
A super empire but he's not
Got loyal troopers like I do
And he swims in his poo!
He thinks he's flash and stylish
But he's just a slimy fish
He'd be dumped like a shot
If they knew about his chronic fin rot.
Jared necrotic Katooie.
A super empire but he's not
Got loyal troopers like I do
And he swims in his poo!
He thinks he's flash and stylish
But he's just a slimy fish
He'd be dumped like a shot
If they knew about his chronic fin rot.
Jared necrotic Katooie.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 08 January, 2003, 10:24:27 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 08 January, 2003, 10:24:27 PM
Mecha-Bou! I like it...&.dnm=mecha-bou.jpg&.src=ph&.view=t&.hires=t)
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 08 January, 2003, 10:25:48 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 08 January, 2003, 10:25:48 PM
Why is yahoo so cack?!? Did a lovely little Mecha-Bou and the link didn't bloody work...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 08 January, 2003, 10:40:19 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 08 January, 2003, 10:40:19 PM
Kewl ! ALL HAIL THE TRout Our lord & master !!!
instead of the brass monkey award i could get...ah never mind.
instead of the brass monkey award i could get...ah never mind.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 09 January, 2003, 07:30:03 PM
Post by: Trout on 09 January, 2003, 07:30:03 PM
A hearty piscine welcome to the Mecha-Bou, terror of the Isles!
Tremble as she approaches, with her spikiness, scariness and sexiness!
For she is the mighty and somehow-still-feminine Mecha-Bou, follower of the great and mighty mutant fish!
ALL HAIL!
Tremble as she approaches, with her spikiness, scariness and sexiness!
For she is the mighty and somehow-still-feminine Mecha-Bou, follower of the great and mighty mutant fish!
ALL HAIL!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 January, 2003, 07:38:35 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 January, 2003, 07:38:35 PM
Lo there is now a mighty sketch of her fearsome ness, it shall soon achieve linkage in some form or another. tremble & bow to he who has the power to bestow such cyborg related gifts.
hail the evil one !
hail the evil one !
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 January, 2003, 07:46:45 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 January, 2003, 07:46:45 PM
oh oh
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 09 January, 2003, 07:51:14 PM
Post by: Trout on 09 January, 2003, 07:51:14 PM
FANTASTIC STUFF!
Most impressed.
Better than the ABC Warriors, even!
Be afraid, for the Trout's followers are indeed mighty!
- Trout
Most impressed.
Better than the ABC Warriors, even!
Be afraid, for the Trout's followers are indeed mighty!
- Trout
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 January, 2003, 07:54:51 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 January, 2003, 07:54:51 PM
ahh notice those extra 'ice' features, the no-cats radar; the wry eyebrow which smites all with its disaproval; the ear overheating rage vents; and of course the handy tool pouch, by the way I'm all outta duck tape, anyone got any ?
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 09 January, 2003, 08:06:10 PM
Post by: Trout on 09 January, 2003, 08:06:10 PM
I was just looking at the swishy hair.
But duck tape?
Pray that's a typo, oh my sensitive subjects...
- Trout
But duck tape?
Pray that's a typo, oh my sensitive subjects...
- Trout
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Oddboy on 09 January, 2003, 08:49:30 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 09 January, 2003, 08:49:30 PM
I've got some spare masking tape if that's any use...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 January, 2003, 08:52:43 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 09 January, 2003, 08:52:43 PM
yeah cool ! cheers odd, Its my knee bolts keep falling out.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Oddboy on 09 January, 2003, 09:00:00 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 09 January, 2003, 09:00:00 PM
Oddboy passes Mecha-Bou a roll of masking tape
There you go, have fun!
There you go, have fun!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 09:05:18 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 09:05:18 PM
You know what? That pic of Mecha- Boo isn't unlike the one I did- have you been reading my bloody mind again, woman?!?
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 09 January, 2003, 09:07:57 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 09 January, 2003, 09:07:57 PM
Thats's pretty damn good I must admit...
J.
J.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 10:19:26 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 10:19:26 PM
Will try again...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 10:20:24 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 10:20:24 PM
fecketty feck FECK!!!!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Wake on 09 January, 2003, 10:28:20 PM
Post by: Wake on 09 January, 2003, 10:28:20 PM
You can post images from Yahoo secure areas. It has to be a normal website. Unfortunately, I can't FTP to any of my 2000ad websites from work at the moment, so I've put the image on my work site.
Wake
Wake
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 10:37:13 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 10:37:13 PM
Cheers, Wake- I was starting to get a little bit cross...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Oddboy on 09 January, 2003, 10:41:18 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 09 January, 2003, 10:41:18 PM
Is that real blood?
http://www.brookes.ac.uk/schools/social/psych/images/mecha-bou.jpg
Schools social psych images: Mecha-bou. Scarily appropriate!
http://www.brookes.ac.uk/schools/social/psych/images/mecha-bou.jpg
Schools social psych images: Mecha-bou. Scarily appropriate!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 10:45:51 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 10:45:51 PM
Im afraid not...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: petemaskreplica on 09 January, 2003, 10:48:18 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 09 January, 2003, 10:48:18 PM
Instead of worshipping you, can't i just mildly venerate you, oh one-of-fishy-content? i mean, wasn't it me who introduced to the glorious wonders of insaniquarium on www.popcap.com? i mean, how much more seafood-reverence can you get? addictive, am i right?
yours, wiffingly, Jayjay.
yours, wiffingly, Jayjay.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: The Flaming Amarant on 09 January, 2003, 10:50:18 PM
Post by: The Flaming Amarant on 09 January, 2003, 10:50:18 PM
Hello Almighty Fish Bloke,
how is one
And...
Greetings to mechabou and her nice er.......
Boots Yeah Boots thats it !?
Buh-BYe...
how is one
And...
Greetings to mechabou and her nice er.......
Boots Yeah Boots thats it !?
Buh-BYe...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 09 January, 2003, 10:58:49 PM
Post by: Trout on 09 January, 2003, 10:58:49 PM
Veneration's good for me. I very much enjoyed the insanaquarium. It reminded me of my childhood, with the invading aliens and bizarre fish events.
Fabulous Mech-Bou pic from Eyebrows. Impressive stuff!
And hello, new person.
ALL HAIL ME!
Fabulous Mech-Bou pic from Eyebrows. Impressive stuff!
And hello, new person.
ALL HAIL ME!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 11:06:27 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 09 January, 2003, 11:06:27 PM
"Fabulous Mech-Bou pic from Eyebrows. Impressive stuff!"
Pffft! Mere scribbles! Thanks though, your fishiness...
Pffft! Mere scribbles! Thanks though, your fishiness...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 10 January, 2003, 12:01:07 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 10 January, 2003, 12:01:07 AM
Hey eyebrows !
mindreading piffle ! your pictures great! i am soo loving it, mind it i print it out & demand that my mech surgeon make me into a good likeness?
cheers Wake for doing that.
happy happy.
mindreading piffle ! your pictures great! i am soo loving it, mind it i print it out & demand that my mech surgeon make me into a good likeness?
cheers Wake for doing that.
happy happy.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Something Fishy on 10 January, 2003, 02:36:38 AM
Post by: Something Fishy on 10 January, 2003, 02:36:38 AM
Oh dear oh dear King of the Pond Fish, you have spent so long seeking the adulation of these mammals that we in the sea are losing faith in you. Why do you seek their adulation so?
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Bolt-01 on 10 January, 2003, 02:46:08 AM
Post by: Bolt-01 on 10 January, 2003, 02:46:08 AM
I am sure I remember reading about the attantion span of a fish being in the region of thirty seconds. That may explain why the Evil one is forgetting about the rest of fish. If it gets any worse he may decide he has to build his empire from scratch. again. And again. etc...
Rotts
Rotts
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 10 January, 2003, 03:09:46 AM
Post by: Matt Timson on 10 January, 2003, 03:09:46 AM
"mind it i print it out & demand that my mech surgeon make me into a good likeness?"
Not at all- email me and I'll send you a bigger version if you like...
Not at all- email me and I'll send you a bigger version if you like...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 10 January, 2003, 03:51:24 PM
Post by: Trout on 10 January, 2003, 03:51:24 PM
I haven't forgotten the fish, Cornwall swimmer.
Didn't you see my New Year message, askiing everyone to think of them?
I'm tired of justifying myself to you lot now.
Arses!
YOU MUST PRAISE ME!
Didn't you see my New Year message, askiing everyone to think of them?
I'm tired of justifying myself to you lot now.
Arses!
YOU MUST PRAISE ME!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Oddboy on 10 January, 2003, 05:32:04 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 10 January, 2003, 05:32:04 PM
Yay! for the Trout
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: The Monarch on 10 January, 2003, 06:08:24 PM
Post by: The Monarch on 10 January, 2003, 06:08:24 PM
all hail the trout (as i realised it is futile to fight against him) all hail his exelletess
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 10 January, 2003, 06:33:13 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 10 January, 2003, 06:33:13 PM
I've got some Scotch tape... that any help?
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 10 January, 2003, 07:30:55 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 10 January, 2003, 07:30:55 PM
ahh with my masking tape & scotch tape my knee is as good as new, & with my new mechanical lungs to gills conversion wizard i can swim with the fishes anytime.
all Hail the mighty fish & all the little fishes everywhere.
all Hail the mighty fish & all the little fishes everywhere.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 10 January, 2003, 07:43:17 PM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 10 January, 2003, 07:43:17 PM
Heh. I was looking through Empire Magazine the other day when I suddenly realized who it was that Trouty reminded me of. Trouty looks like Micheal Moore, with a slightly better haircut and tidied up a bit.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 10 January, 2003, 07:46:40 PM
Post by: Trout on 10 January, 2003, 07:46:40 PM
Inclusion of "with a slightly better haircut and tidied up a bit" will not save you from the fishy dungeons, foolish one.
I'm going to have you beaten to a pulp the first chance I get.
Watch your back at the next convention, Ex-Brunt!
FEAR THE FISH FOR HE IS EVIL!
I'm going to have you beaten to a pulp the first chance I get.
Watch your back at the next convention, Ex-Brunt!
FEAR THE FISH FOR HE IS EVIL!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 10 January, 2003, 10:14:32 PM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 10 January, 2003, 10:14:32 PM
Fear the fish, for he is evil! And opposed to the Gun-culture prevalant in America!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 11 January, 2003, 12:34:08 AM
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 11 January, 2003, 12:34:08 AM
TO ALL THE FOLLOWERS OF KING TROUTMAN:
HE IS A FORMORAN SEA DEVIL!
Can't you see it?
He has even suborned our noble pagan queen with his wily ways, transforming her into a crude mechanical parody of herself, borg stylee!
Let us to arms, and chase the hideous demi-haddock back into his murky aquatic netherworld!
HE IS A FORMORAN SEA DEVIL!
Can't you see it?
He has even suborned our noble pagan queen with his wily ways, transforming her into a crude mechanical parody of herself, borg stylee!
Let us to arms, and chase the hideous demi-haddock back into his murky aquatic netherworld!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 11 January, 2003, 02:15:46 AM
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 11 January, 2003, 02:15:46 AM
WHAAAAT!!
So it's just me then...
As a pilot and Captain in the Interdimensional Space & Time Navy, I am trained to recognise evil in all its forms.
The nefarious nautical being we see before us is a full cthonic demonic wotsit of the highest order and should be resisted at all costs!
Corporal Bampton! Prepare my triplane!
Message ends
Zeep
So it's just me then...
As a pilot and Captain in the Interdimensional Space & Time Navy, I am trained to recognise evil in all its forms.
The nefarious nautical being we see before us is a full cthonic demonic wotsit of the highest order and should be resisted at all costs!
Corporal Bampton! Prepare my triplane!
Message ends
Zeep
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 January, 2003, 03:12:52 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 January, 2003, 03:12:52 AM
mmm do you reckon zeep ? I mean i'm not having doubts, this mech armour is most clunktastically threatening & marvellous to behold...ALL HAIL the TRouT... but a formorian you say...well as a fellow celt i shall warily heed your warning & watch my back (don't tell him I said that)..
ALL HAIL THE KING !!!!
ALL HAIL THE KING !!!!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 11 January, 2003, 04:58:46 PM
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 11 January, 2003, 04:58:46 PM
Boudicca plays a crafty hand! (Unwilling to relinquish her shiny new mek armour no doubt - how easily you are swayed by mere trinkets from the dark one!)
And the fish thing himself is pretty quiet - swimming scared...?
And the fish thing himself is pretty quiet - swimming scared...?
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: JimBob on 11 January, 2003, 05:12:40 PM
Post by: JimBob on 11 January, 2003, 05:12:40 PM
Let me make something clear subjects of the Crown. His Imperial Troutiness allows you to have your pathetic rebellion so as to let the dog see the rabbit. Crack units of the Imperial Security Forces are waiting to take you all in a series of dawn raids. Every morning rebels will be awoken in their cells by recorded messages featuring Gareth Gates reading the complete scripts of Michael Fleisher and Hilary Bobinson. If this does not work to break your will you will be wrapped in chocolate and thrown to Vanessa Feltz who I will have personally starved by not allowing to eat for up to 15 minutes before hand.
Remember the Iron Fin of the Trout is watching.
Remember the Iron Fin of the Trout is watching.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Oddboy on 13 January, 2003, 05:54:35 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 13 January, 2003, 05:54:35 PM
As Officially Appointed Royal Rebel Rouser, I confirm that this is true.
The King allows only sanctioned rebellions, and only at the allotted times.
The King allows only sanctioned rebellions, and only at the allotted times.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 13 January, 2003, 07:04:07 PM
Post by: Trout on 13 January, 2003, 07:04:07 PM
The true explanation is that your pathetic attempts at rebellion are pointless, so I'm not really interested.
You bunch of fools.
PRAISE THE TROUT!
You bunch of fools.
PRAISE THE TROUT!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: karne on 14 January, 2003, 01:55:50 AM
Post by: karne on 14 January, 2003, 01:55:50 AM
There is an army waiting in the hills that tower over the evil Trout's Empire. To some that army would seem like an insignificant speck of Blue in the distance, but that army numbers in the millions and the slightest comment could push them either way...
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2003, 03:54:16 PM
Post by: Trout on 14 January, 2003, 03:54:16 PM
Bollocks to your blue army.
Bring 'em on!
Heh heh heh.
- Trout
Bring 'em on!
Heh heh heh.
- Trout
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Matt Timson on 14 January, 2003, 04:10:51 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 14 January, 2003, 04:10:51 PM
"There is an army waiting in the hills that tower over the evil Trout's Empire. To some that army would seem like an insignificant speck of Blue in the distance, but that army numbers in the millions and the slightest comment could push them either way..."
Don't make the mighty "Darth Eyebrows" come out of his well deserved retirement, blue skinned fools...
You have been warned.
Don't make the mighty "Darth Eyebrows" come out of his well deserved retirement, blue skinned fools...
You have been warned.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 14 January, 2003, 06:50:20 PM
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 14 January, 2003, 06:50:20 PM
BRAISE THE TROUT!
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: karne on 15 January, 2003, 01:06:28 AM
Post by: karne on 15 January, 2003, 01:06:28 AM
King Troutman regretted his foolish words as he looked upon the devastation that had wrought his land. He raised a clutched fin skyward and let out a cry of anguish "My God what have I done...What have I done... But there were no Gods to hear his cries, nothing but the deep BLUE sea.
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Trout on 15 January, 2003, 02:03:42 AM
Post by: Trout on 15 January, 2003, 02:03:42 AM
Blue sicko.
But the Trout is not upset. The European Commission is doing excellent work at my behest saving fish by devastating the fishing industry.
Well done to the Eurocrat nutters!
- Trout
But the Trout is not upset. The European Commission is doing excellent work at my behest saving fish by devastating the fishing industry.
Well done to the Eurocrat nutters!
- Trout
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 15 January, 2003, 04:23:24 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 15 January, 2003, 04:23:24 AM
You don't wanna say that too loud in front of the fishermen there Trouty !
Title: Re: All hail me!
Post by: petemaskreplica on 15 January, 2003, 06:07:40 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 15 January, 2003, 06:07:40 PM
Oh, the humanity!
[whatever THAT means...]
[whatever THAT means...]