Did anyone see it last week?
We've only just got our telly hooked up and so I missed the first episode of the new series & was hoping someone would like to do a detailed synapsys of the story/jokes.
Ta!
Well theres only about one joke per episode anyway. Its good work if you can get it, 20million a joke. Oh and incase you wondered Ive never liked it....
Yer Slippo
You can read a synopsis here:
Link: The One Where No One Proposes
You missed the following episodes:
The one with the Kleenex
Monica walks in on Ross masturbating over a photo of his marsupial. Many 'spanking the monkey' jokes ensue.
The one where the deep-seated childhood insecurities lead to a life of moral decay
Phoebe becomes a prostitute.
The one with the cake
Chandler's empty corporate lifestyle, huge wages and the pressure of dating an obsessive compulsive lead him to cocaine addiction. Believing his stash to be icing sugar, Monica bakes it in a cake for the big thanksgiving dinner... with hilarious consequences!
The one where phoebe learns the banjo
Joey and Chandler are raped by hillbillies whilst the guys are on a canoeing trip. Ross is forced to shoot one of the inbred rednecks with a huge bow and arrow. Then breaks his leg.
Still to come:
The one where everyone dies horribly: part one
After making one witty put-down to many, Chandler is brutally stabbed to death with a huge bread knife by guest-star Joe Pesci. Then grouchy neighbour Mr Heckles rises from the grave to hunt down Monica in a blatant Scream cash-in. Meanwhile, Rachael has become such a pathetic meaningless cipher of a human being that she ceases to exist altogether.
The one where everyone dies horribly: part two
Wracked with grief, Ross becomes even more of a miserable, whining little shit. Eventually his colleagues at the museum get fed up with his incessant self-pity and beat him to death with a frozen caveman. Meanwhile, Joey attempts to eat a ridiculously large sandwich and his head explodes. In a final twist, Phoebe is revealed as the crazed mastermind behind their deaths and we realise that her lovable idiosyncrasies actually masked a deep-rooted psychosis.
Thanks Wake for the link
Thanks Arthur for one of the funniest things I've read all week.
I actually wrote it years ago, and the bit with the sandwhich still makes me laugh everytime...
Oh, and another good thing about now havingcable: Seinfeld EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK! At a reasonable time when I can actually watch it! Woo hoo!
I could be wrong, but I'm guessing you're not a fan, Arthur...
Link: The A-Z of Cal-Hab
I just show my love in strange ways.
Our personnel manager at work is a double for Newman, as well as being a usless shit.
You don't write for this site by any chance, do you Art?
Link: TV Go Home
Gah! I misread this as new fiends series, thought we were goling back to the Eastern front.
...your not the only one JimBob
Fiends: The Serise
The one with the insatiable blood lust