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Title: RIP Big Bill Werbeniuk
Post by: Marbles on 23 January, 2003, 03:40:10 PM
Snooker legend Bill Werbeniuk has died aged 56. What an incredible boozer he was :-

    1. He constantly drank lager through snooker
    matches. It was the only thing that
    controlled a rare medical condition which
    caused his hands to shake.

    2. He was thus able to write off the cost
    of all the lager against tax.

    3. He was the first snooker player to split
    his trousers live on TV.

    4. When Bill started to suffer the effects of
    his lager consumption, doctors prescribed him a
    drug, Inderal. Unfortunately Inderal was on the
    list of snooker's banned substances, so Bill was
    faced with a choice of lager or snooker.

    5. So, naturally, Werbeniuk chose to give up
    playing snooker.

    Bill's last professional match was a 10-1 defeat
    by Nigel Bond in 1990. Afterwards he declared:
    "I've had 24 pints of extra strong lager and
    eight double vodkas and I'm still not drunk."

Title: Re: RIP Big Bill Werbeniuk...
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 23 January, 2003, 04:37:46 PM
I remember an interview with him where he commented that if he had a morning game, whilst everyone else in his hotel was tucking into their eggs and bacon, he had to get them to open the bar so he could neck his usual pre-match ten pints of lager!


What a man, his liver must have been like an old boot... RIP indeed!
Title: Ebay Usernames
Post by: Wils on 23 January, 2003, 04:45:15 PM
If there's an Ebay auction I've got my eye on and notice that the highest bidder is a name I recognise from the board, as a matter of courtesy, I won't bid, even if it's something I *really* want.

It occurred to me though, that quite a few people (like me, for example) will have a username not resembling their board name or real name at all. I was thinking that  we could possibly start a list of people with non-obvious Ebay names so we know if one of the Irregulars (as DXB calls us) is already bidding.

I'll start the ball rolling:

Board Name: Wils
Ebay Name: shakara!
Title: Re: RIP Big Bill Werbeniuk......
Post by: paulvonscott on 23 January, 2003, 06:47:35 PM
I'm impressed.

What a guy.
Title: Re: RIP Big Bill Werbeniuk...
Post by: Smiley on 23 January, 2003, 06:57:56 PM
Blimey. I thought the Manitoba Monster snuffed it years ago.
Title: Re: RIP Big Bill Werbeniuk......
Post by: satchmo on 24 January, 2003, 01:36:20 AM
R.I.P. Big Bill indeed,I have fond memories of watching him play,back in the days when sportsmen could DRINK even then he was a legend.
My brother told me the Aussie cricket team have a record for the most lager drank on the England/Australia flight,which I think Allan Border holds at 37 cans.will such a record ever be broken?
Title: Re: RIP Big Bill Werbeniuk.........
Post by: mongor2003 on 25 January, 2003, 09:48:40 PM
Oh well, he'll be in the big pub in the sky now that never calls last orders, hanging out with good old oliver reed and Richard Harris.
Title: Re: RIP Big Bill Werbeniuk.........
Post by: malkymac on 27 January, 2003, 02:40:22 AM
That would be the weedy lttle Australian stubbies though that are only half the size of the proper cans you get here. I reckon Jocky Wilson in his prime could easily beat that.