Title: You’ll never take me alive copper!
Post by: karne on 25 January, 2003, 01:25:27 AM
Post by: karne on 25 January, 2003, 01:25:27 AM
I'm fed up working for a living but have got used to my rather elaborate lifestyle, therefore I have decided to turn to crime in order to finance it. Do any boarders know of a sure fire way I can accomplish this without getting caught and having to pay the price?
Regards,
Karne
Regards,
Karne
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali...
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 25 January, 2003, 01:33:57 AM
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 25 January, 2003, 01:33:57 AM
'Tis in the nature of crime that one must pay the price...unless of course you're already rich in which case you can seemingly commit corporate crime with impunity.
That said, some years back a pal of mine came up with the perfect crime: KILL EVERYBODY!
That said, some years back a pal of mine came up with the perfect crime: KILL EVERYBODY!
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali...
Post by: James on 25 January, 2003, 01:54:39 AM
Post by: James on 25 January, 2003, 01:54:39 AM
I dunno...but whatever you decide, count me in!
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali......
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 25 January, 2003, 02:40:05 AM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 25 January, 2003, 02:40:05 AM
I think you need to talk to JimBob about that... but I reckon some mad caper involving gold bullion or diamonds is a good bet. Esp if it involves driving around Milan in Mini Coopers.
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali.........
Post by: Woolly on 25 January, 2003, 03:03:44 AM
Post by: Woolly on 25 January, 2003, 03:03:44 AM
/icon titgibbon
Sorry to cut in, just testing my icon.
Sorry to cut in, just testing my icon.
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali.........
Post by: Woolly on 25 January, 2003, 03:04:51 AM
Post by: Woolly on 25 January, 2003, 03:04:51 AM
Bollocks! What about this then?
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali.........
Post by: Woolly on 25 January, 2003, 03:06:18 AM
Post by: Woolly on 25 January, 2003, 03:06:18 AM
Arse Monkeys!
Sod this for a lark! Sorry to bother you, dudes.
Sod this for a lark! Sorry to bother you, dudes.
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali.........
Post by: El Spurioso on 25 January, 2003, 03:07:22 AM
Post by: El Spurioso on 25 January, 2003, 03:07:22 AM
Dude - do it in the chatroom.
As for perfect crimes, killing everyone sounds like a good plan. Can we start with kids? Esp. those wearing hoodies.
As for perfect crimes, killing everyone sounds like a good plan. Can we start with kids? Esp. those wearing hoodies.
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali.........
Post by: judge dreddd on 25 January, 2003, 03:10:35 AM
Post by: judge dreddd on 25 January, 2003, 03:10:35 AM
its best to commit white collar crime because if you do get caught its 1 year or less in an open prison..
remember that
its important
you could just try some kinda business venture or betting on football games, good odds there...
see blaise pascal for some good work on probability theory
crime is just another business venture with risks etc... but who wants to end up in prison... baaa
remember that
its important
you could just try some kinda business venture or betting on football games, good odds there...
see blaise pascal for some good work on probability theory
crime is just another business venture with risks etc... but who wants to end up in prison... baaa
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali...
Post by: Woolly on 25 January, 2003, 03:13:54 AM
Post by: Woolly on 25 January, 2003, 03:13:54 AM
I am so phuckin stupid! Hope u like it!
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali...
Post by: critter on 25 January, 2003, 03:19:06 AM
Post by: critter on 25 January, 2003, 03:19:06 AM
I was the news the other night. Some people have resorted to begging on the net. Yes friend one woman raised 15thousand dollars to pay off credit cards, another lucky beggar got money to pay off a college loan. Yes indeed I'm very serious, what some people do to avoid work.
Critter
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali......
Post by: Devons Daddy on 25 January, 2003, 10:51:54 AM
Post by: Devons Daddy on 25 January, 2003, 10:51:54 AM
become an MP.
politics is the best crooked way to make loads of money and never get in trouble unless you are a really unlucky.
work only on the day the tv cameras are going to be there. travel first class everywhere.
minister for sport has to be the best one. or culutral affairs.
that would mean you say i want to get in touch with the youg voter and go to all the big concerts for free.
politics is the best crooked way to make loads of money and never get in trouble unless you are a really unlucky.
work only on the day the tv cameras are going to be there. travel first class everywhere.
minister for sport has to be the best one. or culutral affairs.
that would mean you say i want to get in touch with the youg voter and go to all the big concerts for free.
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 25 January, 2003, 08:09:09 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 25 January, 2003, 08:09:09 PM
(backround music eminem 'cos i'm a CRIMINAL')
yup hire a big fat lawyer & then go be PR person for a big fat company BP , ICI, deathburgers etc.
or be the guy in charge of buying up all the new green technolegy & shelving it to protect the petrol industry; or get a nice job in the arms industry; or wriggle yur wey in being a life coach to the rich & famous; or pimp ahem be an agent for pop wannabes ; politics of course and so on & so forth
plenty ways to be a get rich quick crim' , robin banks & mugging old ladies far too much hard graft.
yup hire a big fat lawyer & then go be PR person for a big fat company BP , ICI, deathburgers etc.
or be the guy in charge of buying up all the new green technolegy & shelving it to protect the petrol industry; or get a nice job in the arms industry; or wriggle yur wey in being a life coach to the rich & famous; or pimp ahem be an agent for pop wannabes ; politics of course and so on & so forth
plenty ways to be a get rich quick crim' , robin banks & mugging old ladies far too much hard graft.
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali......
Post by: almighty mat on 27 January, 2003, 02:33:21 PM
Post by: almighty mat on 27 January, 2003, 02:33:21 PM
15 grand? That's terrible.
Where exactly did they go to do this?
mat
Where exactly did they go to do this?
mat
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali...
Post by: Proudhuff on 27 January, 2003, 04:51:52 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 27 January, 2003, 04:51:52 PM
Jion a main stream political party, agree with the top brass, become their hatchetperson for a few years then the slippery pole is your all you have to lose is your dignity, honour and scruples.
Middenpus.
Middenpus.
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 27 January, 2003, 05:05:07 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 27 January, 2003, 05:05:07 PM
You could always join my cult and help me rip off anyone else follish enough to join. I'm working on the Americans etc. trying to get their credit card numbers and so on. However I must stress I am open about swindling my members.
If you want to get involved in something a little more immediately profitable I might be able to help you out there too....
Jared "soulless monster" Katooie.
If you want to get involved in something a little more immediately profitable I might be able to help you out there too....
Jared "soulless monster" Katooie.
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali...
Post by: karne on 28 January, 2003, 04:54:11 AM
Post by: karne on 28 January, 2003, 04:54:11 AM
"If you want to get involved in something a little more immediately profitable I might be able to help you out there too...."
I am intrigued Mr Katooie, tell me more...
I am intrigued Mr Katooie, tell me more...
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali...
Post by: johnnystress on 28 January, 2003, 10:15:49 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 28 January, 2003, 10:15:49 PM
Now, this is a great idea
http://www.dailyconfession.com/Display.asp?Conf=9620714347189503&CID=13
http://www.dailyconfession.com/Display.asp?Conf=9620714347189503&CID=13
Link: http://www.dailyconfession.com/Display.asp?Conf=9620714347189503&CID=13
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali......
Post by: The Monarch on 30 January, 2003, 11:28:07 PM
Post by: The Monarch on 30 January, 2003, 11:28:07 PM
causing world chaos sounds like a lark
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali.........
Post by: JimBob on 02 February, 2003, 03:45:11 AM
Post by: JimBob on 02 February, 2003, 03:45:11 AM
Become an Italian MP. By law you can not be prosecuted, which is why Burlosconi got into polictics in the first place. Now your free of the threat of prosecution the actual crime is up to you.
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali...
Post by: Oddboy on 03 February, 2003, 04:12:48 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 03 February, 2003, 04:12:48 PM
Can you get prosecuted in other countries?
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 03 February, 2003, 05:14:21 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 03 February, 2003, 05:14:21 PM
Well Karne, If you want to make money fast some people say you need to have someting people want. Now, if that particular thing was something intangible that couldn't be proven or disproved to exist then you've got the perfect swindle.
Religious enlightenment is a good example. Those phoney faith healers in America and also the people who supposedly speak to the dead play to peoples beliefs and feelings of inadequacy in order to make hard cash.
It's highly amoral but, hey thats life. It helps if you outline a set of rules which you'd view as appropriate for you then so long as you dont stray from them your conscience will remain silent. Everyone does this, so why not profit from it?
At least my cult is open about swindling people. Once I get into American territory I'll rake in the dough for sure!
Remember I have no soul at present...
JK.
Religious enlightenment is a good example. Those phoney faith healers in America and also the people who supposedly speak to the dead play to peoples beliefs and feelings of inadequacy in order to make hard cash.
It's highly amoral but, hey thats life. It helps if you outline a set of rules which you'd view as appropriate for you then so long as you dont stray from them your conscience will remain silent. Everyone does this, so why not profit from it?
At least my cult is open about swindling people. Once I get into American territory I'll rake in the dough for sure!
Remember I have no soul at present...
JK.
Title: Re: You’ll never take me ali...
Post by: karne on 04 February, 2003, 12:34:28 AM
Post by: karne on 04 February, 2003, 12:34:28 AM
Hmm, not a bad idea Mr K. but I'm somewhat worried that I may catch something nasty from one of the many prostitutes I will be expected to sh*g as I endlessly fall from grace whilst being forgiven everytime by my oh so stupid followers.
P.S. I have a few souls going spare if you need one. I'm doing a special on computer owning celebraties at the moment.
P.S. I have a few souls going spare if you need one. I'm doing a special on computer owning celebraties at the moment.
Title: Re: You?ll never take me ali......
Post by: judge dreddd on 05 February, 2003, 03:36:53 AM
Post by: judge dreddd on 05 February, 2003, 03:36:53 AM
its all about risk, you would have to take risks instead of sitting about posting messages on the web
3 options about making money
1. be smart ( top uni route )
2. work hard ( hardly ever works to be honest )
3. take risks
some people do all 3 !
advise you go on a health kick first as being fit and healthy ups yer iq ( keep it quiet, government want you all to be fat and boozed up to make you easier to control ).
3 options about making money
1. be smart ( top uni route )
2. work hard ( hardly ever works to be honest )
3. take risks
some people do all 3 !
advise you go on a health kick first as being fit and healthy ups yer iq ( keep it quiet, government want you all to be fat and boozed up to make you easier to control ).