I wish i was a mushroom,
A sitting 'pon a cloud.
And everyday at half past three
I'd wear the Turin Shroud.
And all the pretty monkeys
So happy in the trees
Would gather round beside me
And have Ostrich for their tea.
They may be coming to take me away,
But i'm not saying haha.
Coz when apples and pears
Wear pink underwear
The Jampot will be at the bar.
Har har.
peom?
this is the plot for the new ennis, dredd story arc.
Thankyou, jampot. Touch of the Winny the Poo there I thought.
Are you familiar with Lewis Carrol's poems? Jabberwocky's my favourite but I just heard "The Hunting of the Snark" and that's pretty damn impressive. If you like this sort of rhyming frippery then it may well be right up your street...
"Thankyou, jampot. Touch of the Winny the Poo there I thought."
Well you're half right.
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