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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Wood on 03 February, 2003, 09:58:33 PM

Title: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Lesbians!
Post by: Wood on 03 February, 2003, 09:58:33 PM
Well, it means that David Sneddon's been knocked off the top... and it's cracking. It really is! Hurrah!
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: almighty mat on 04 February, 2003, 02:28:17 PM
How could I resist a thread title like that?

mat

Who's David Sneddon?
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Post by: Wood on 04 February, 2003, 02:47:01 PM
Oh, he was this guy who won one of those interminable popstar reality shows, and his number one was this appalling slushy balld. Blech.

Now we have a chunk of epic euro-synth pop produced by none other than Trevor "Frankie says Relax" HORN (and I do mean HORN. Ooooh, sir. Russian lesbians, sir? Do you like to watch, sir? Do you sir? Suits you, sir) and sung by a pair of winsome teenage Soviet sapphists.

Richard and Judy want to ban it.

And you don't even have to pay to see it. Life just doesn't get any better. :D
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: almighty mat on 04 February, 2003, 03:04:03 PM
Hurrah indeed.
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Post by: Oddboy on 04 February, 2003, 03:10:24 PM
Oddgirl went to an all girl's school - she said that this kinda thing happens all the time (except not necessarily in the rain & with less pretty schoolgirls)
Kinda makes you wish they'd let boys into all girl's schools really...
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: almighty mat on 04 February, 2003, 03:16:12 PM
Or bribable girls with cameras...
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: Wood on 04 February, 2003, 03:16:20 PM
She's just torturing you.

Wish my wife did that. :)
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Post by: almighty mat on 04 February, 2003, 03:20:35 PM
She does!!

sorry, sorry, couldn't resist,

mat
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Post by: Art on 04 February, 2003, 03:33:32 PM
Rememeber, if you like tATu you're paedo filth, even if they are 17.
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Post by: Mudcrab on 04 February, 2003, 03:48:31 PM
It's bloody ridiculous eh? Aye, not Tatu or whatever, Richard and bloody snobby fat middle class whore Judy! They're 16 and 17 for Grud's sake! And I'll tell you what DOES encourage peodophilia. S Club bloody Juniors, that's what! Kids acting like adults and pretending to be grown up! Dressing up 2 year olds in high heels and make up on nappy adverts!!! Advertisers are really f****ng sick, if it wasn't for the surge of sexy adverts and shiny happy people in adverts, maybe we wouldn't have so many social problems. I'm not saying they cause them all, nowhere near it, but they certainly do exacerbate it!

"What kind of world is this where they can advertise things not everyone can afford?" - Philip J Fry
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 04 February, 2003, 05:55:12 PM
Pah, they're not even real lesbians... and nothing with sully my love for the Cheeky Girls
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: Wood on 04 February, 2003, 06:33:01 PM
"They're not even real lesbians."

Don't you see!? That's the whole point!
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Post by: The Monarch on 04 February, 2003, 06:36:09 PM
the cheeky girls...bloody hell same could go for the faux-lesbians
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Post by: LARF on 04 February, 2003, 06:48:31 PM
'Hurrah for teenage lesbians' - wood

is your name the result of seeing aforementioned teenage lesbians?
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: Mudcrab on 04 February, 2003, 07:17:59 PM
Hmm, there's something very sinister about them.
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Post by: Tex Hex on 04 February, 2003, 07:31:04 PM
Sensing the competition, hopefully the cheeky girls will take their act to the next level...

Uuuhh...twins...
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Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 04 February, 2003, 07:45:59 PM
Bring back Mini-Pops I say! Who could object to such innocent family entertainment!

ADE
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Post by: The Monarch on 04 February, 2003, 07:48:28 PM
mini-pops oh bloody hell i remember that!!!
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Post by: Art on 04 February, 2003, 07:57:30 PM
But lesbo twins is just plain wrong!
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Post by: judge dreddd on 05 February, 2003, 12:28:33 AM
i reckon its a ploy to get men to ring up mtv and ask for the video
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Post by: Kate_Halprin on 05 February, 2003, 12:35:27 AM
Forget Incubus. I want to see 'Aliens vs. Richard and Judy'.
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Post by: karne on 05 February, 2003, 12:36:49 AM
Buy the single, It has the full video on it. Not that I'd know about these things.
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Post by: judge dreddd on 05 February, 2003, 12:43:50 AM
whose buyin it ?
girls ?
boys ?
dads ?

all 3 ?

ooo, beginning of a trend i reckon
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Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 05 February, 2003, 12:55:35 AM
Well I overheard a couple of people on the bus saying you could watch it at http://www.tatugirls.com/ and see the live performance in which they les it up at
http://www.mtv.co.uk/mtv.co.uk/en/dynamo/features.jhtml;jsessionid=HENV5DTEU5DNJQFIAIICFEWAVABQMIV0?id=30023989

Link: http://www.mtv.co.uk/mtv.co.uk/en/dynamo/features.jhtml;jsessionid=HENV5DTEU5DNJQFIAIICFEWAVABQMIV0?id=30023989

Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: GordonR on 05 February, 2003, 12:58:20 AM
>>Hmm, there's something very sinister about them.

Like hell.

If we had less Sadaams, Bin Ladens and Dubyas and more reasonably cute teenage Russian faux-lesbian pop acts then I feel the world would be a far finer place.
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Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 05 February, 2003, 06:48:29 AM
Yes, and here's what I want to know: If we're not supposed to be attracted to schoolgirls, why do them make school uniforms sexy?

ADE
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Post by: almighty mat on 05 February, 2003, 02:46:57 PM
It's probably the government trying to catch you out, the bastards.

mat
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 05 February, 2003, 02:50:55 PM
school girl uniforms ok no prob. school girls in uniform.??
dangerous ground there ADE.

also twins is just wrong.
i once saw that very thing in thai land pattaya.
it was surreal, they where for hire type of dancers.as is rather common in that resort.
i had that very same thought. its just wrong.but i have to say.it was something i will never forget seeing.and yes i was tempted but managed to say NO.to myself.
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Post by: DavidXBrunt on 05 February, 2003, 03:16:51 PM
These teenage russian lesbians are probably just misguided. I can't help but think that all they need is a spanking and they'll be right as rain.
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Post by: Wood on 05 February, 2003, 03:21:15 PM
If we had less Sadaams, Bin Ladens and Dubyas and more reasonably cute teenage Russian faux-lesbian pop acts then I feel the world would be a far finer place.

There's no arguing with that, Gordon, at all. Maybe you should be our leader. Or something.  
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Post by: DavidXBrunt on 05 February, 2003, 03:26:10 PM
I think the word you're looking for is pimp.
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Post by: GordonR on 05 February, 2003, 03:45:54 PM
>>These teenage russian lesbians are probably just misguided. I can't help but think that all they need is a spanking and they'll be right as rain.

I bet Richard (from Richard and Judy) would secretly love to be the one to give it to them.

Y'know, with Brtitain about to get into a war which most of the population are still opposed to, with the asylum/immigration crisis deepening and with the BNP crawling out their slime-holes again to start contesting council seats across the country, it's hardly surprising that Richard & Judy can't find anything better to get indignant about than  some silly marketing stunt pop group...
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Post by: Marbles on 05 February, 2003, 03:56:00 PM
I read (ok from Popbitch) that they've been outed as straight anyway - seen with their respective boyfriends allegedly.

Another dream shattered...
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 05 February, 2003, 04:02:00 PM
or two of the luckiest guys alive.
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Post by: Mudcrab on 05 February, 2003, 04:10:51 PM
Oh yes!! Now I'd skive off work for that!!!

Watch Aliens cry in pain at Judy's acidic moral stance!
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: Wood on 11 February, 2003, 03:10:58 PM
This is all very blokish... anyways. They're still there.

Yay!
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: almighty mat on 11 February, 2003, 03:18:45 PM
Wood, you just won't let the lesbians lie!

mat
Title: Re: Hurrah for Teenage Russian Les...
Post by: Wood on 11 February, 2003, 06:57:35 PM
I beg to differ. I'm quite happy to let them lie.

As long as I can watch.