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The thing is, I went and bought this poster the other day with two cows on it.  The thing being it is a poster with two cows standing in a field, nothing else and I want to know why.  Is it some famous picture or what?  If you don't know the pic I'm talking about, go and find someone who has a copy of Earthworm Jim 2, complete a level and wait for the cow which appears to tell you "well done".  That's the picture.  Any suggestions anyone at all! I need some way to justify buying it!

What are you on!!!!

you found it?
i dont believe you.that has been lost for years,
it was created by van gogh many years ago whilst still at childcare.
 it is said to have been on his mothers fridge door in her apartment,
 this is often argued by experts as one he was an orphan and two fridges werent invented till a hundred years later.and the fact the word computer was not yet even in the english langue.
but get it on EBAY right now.
if you can sell a piece of mean team for art work for 25 quid you will make a killing on this.

"The thing being it is a poster with two cows standing in a field, nothing else and I want to know why."

Well Chicken me old mate, that's what cows do, stand in fields and nothing else. Well I suppose they crap and eat grass, but I don't think you need to see that on a poster to be aware of it. You can always justify buying it by explaining the hidden "Well done" meaning or just tell people you fancy cows.

Liek I said I knew you would think I'm wierd.  But it's actually real and not one of my strange delusional dreams liek normal.  I woke up this morning and it's still there.

Obscure Joke:

Is it an advert for Wimbledon FC?

Help me! It's still there and won't go away, everyone now things I'm some sorty of cow loving wierdo! Will the horror never end?!

You could always escape from your torment by gradually tunnelling through the wall and hiding the evidence "Shawshank Redemption" style with your cow poster.

Can we see this poster scanned?

unfortunatley not because I don't have a scanner, I would do a search on the net, but I don't know what it's actually called.

Is it this one?

Well done that man!  Now what the hell is it?

Obviously other than 2 cows standing in a field

Err, in what must have been an inspired moment of creativity, someone named it "Cows".

Link: Mona Lisa? Why not call it "Smiley Lady"?

gosh cows.
you have bought a tear to the corner of my eye.
it very easy to see this has been taken in the fine country of devon in the UK. a very fine examples of all that is good in the world.green grass, rolling fields,wonderful  clear sky,well fed not infected cows,
 
what is it.its the view from the garden of the producers of the PC game it is used in. hes saying to you.thankyou for spending you hard earned cash. heres what i did with the profits.

of course many may argue this never took place.the shadow is at the wrong angle,the sky is too blue.they will state it was a tax payers funded hoax.made by the a secret government dept to make people think that there stil are cows in the country side,which are healthy.

Is that first cow a biped?

Midden pus

I think i know what it is.

It looks to me like two Holsteins standing in a field.

A Vet mate of mine has lots of pictures of cows in his house.

Even working as a vet patholigist and often examinining BSE infected (dead) cows has not stopped him loving them.

There must be something about them.  

Have to admit that many years working on a farm as a kid gave me an undertsanding of what friendly, nosey things they are.

You're not alone see, i'm mad too.

Whats so wrong with cows anyway?  
Farmers  look at them all  the time, and  generally they all drive expensive cars.

The farmers, not the cows.

"Is that first cow a biped?"

It looks like a triped to me.