Three hundred and seventy five grammes of the little fuckers.
Sadly, such excess is not a stranger to me. Once I start I can't stop, whether it's a family bag of wotsits, a pack of viscount biscuits, or just the fact there is some booze in the house.
However I blame my gut on a slow metabolism.
Chedders or Maltesers are my failing....
Ed
Do you have a big scarfe, bulging eyes, a tin dog, an assistant that never stoped moaning and a mode of transport that's bigger on the inside???
you are just a greedy bugger. you should go to bed with no dinner for not sharing with us here.or at least offering.
Midget gems do it for me.
Yum yum...
plain choco hobnobs... fantastic munchie food
Limited edition peperami mini-cheddars, now available from hyperValue and cheasp shops everywhere!
My failing is Jaffa Cakes. They're the kind of thing you don't have one or two of, but eat by the packet. Fizzy cola bottles are a good quick-fix as well, as long as they're ones with the *really* bitter sugar on. You can also build up your stamina by seeing how many you can eat after the sick feeling that inevitably develops becomes almost too much to bear.
im a sucker for a bar of chocolate cadburys. once open must be finished. no matter what size the bar.
but i must say.
*Limited edition peperami mini-cheddars,*
buy in bulk ow. store, sell on ebay in six months you will make a kiling i tell you.
Pringles.
It's not even as if they're spectacularly good crisps, I think it's just something to do with the packaging... a tube somehow demands to be emptied.
Jaffa cakes - oh yes.
Happy Face biscuits are the greatest biscuits in the history of humankind.
It's impossible to eat less than an entire packet.
On crisps, I like Bugles (especially cheese flavour) and KP Nutsters, the peanuts with the crunchy coating.
They're a quid a bag but the salt and vinegar flavour is terrific.
- Trout
"Fizzy cola bottles"
My mouth is literally watering!
"Fizzy cola bottles"
'My mouth is literally watering!'
i used to eat shitloads of them at school, and my mouth used to be literally bleeding.
The chemical synthi-berry sweets Black and Razz also drew blood on many occasions. But I could handle it.
I have a bit of self control now but crunchie and savory (Hob Nobs, Pringles) or sweet (Jelly Beans)are eat the whole packet jobs. The most evil are Dark Choc Nob Nobs... with a mug of black coffee it's a combination from heaven (or hell).
Fridge was on the blink once so I was forced to either ditch it or eat a whole half-melted Vienetta. For Breakfast. "Give me the pig!"
Aaaah, the sweets of youth. Wrapped up in the memories of Action, Battle and Warlord is the obligatory trip to the sweetshop on the way to school for "a quarter of..." in a little white paper bag. Mine were always "Army & Navys" - slabs of dark grey concrete that took ages to dissolve and turned your tongue black for a week.
Do they still do em?
For Mangamax: I believe Hans Blix is looking for these in Iraq.
Hello, my name is rotts and (you can do it ) and (come on now) and I AM A SNACKAHOLIC.
Chicken dippers. mmmmmm Any biscuits (I MEAN ANY).
I have a slow metabolism too.
rotts
Texan bars always did it for me. It's a shame they don't do them anymore, well not in the UK anyway.
Do they do them in any other countries?
no they dont.
i have travelled far and wide and often used the advertisement line.
HOLD ON THERE BALD EAGLE.
to service staff.more often then not getting a blank stare of totally not understanding.
never seen them anywhere since there sad demise in the early eighties.
Being 8 months pregnant I at the moment the only solice I find these days in candy is eating copious amounts of Skittles.
I also have a slow metabolism and an e number intolerance. Put all these things together and you have one very big,hyperactive, flatulant hurricane. Yay!
eight months pregant.
are you going to name the child after a character in tooth though?
will the bed time stories be back issues.
these are important questions.and welcome to the board.
Crisp-wise I'm really boring these days and tend to only eat Walkers ready salted. When I first started getting 2000ad and the Eagle, I was addicted to KP Griddles. They had a highwayman on the packet and I've still got the Griddles box that I started putting my Eagles in way back in '82. After they stopped making them, I found solace in pickled onion Monster Munch (which was an excellent thing to cover up the smell of fags and not half as obvious as mints), but they've changed them now and they aren't half as potent. The closest thing to how they were are pickled onion Space Raiders, but it's just note the same.
I friend of mine recently dropped her sprog but prior to that she had a craving for sponges. Not sponge cakes, just sponges.
ADE
Call me 'D.R' but nothing quite satiates you like a bowl of chocolate coated ant brains...
It's so hard to get the Prussian blue waistcoats for the accompanying lobsters though.
Its fun trying though... :)
You've used "HOLD ON THERE BALD EAGLE" to service staff???
I've heard of crap chat up lines before but...
I've heard of crap chat up lines before but...
i have to admit i have had very few chat up lines used on me in my day.just which sort of bars are you frequently hearing bad chat up lines then
:~>
As I'm carrying on my fathers 2000ad legacy (he wanted to call me Cass after Judge Anderson) and having been taught to read through daddy sitting me on his knee every Sat when the mag was delivered and reading it to me page at a tome ...with the funny voices,(although I don't think my nursery teachers were too pleased when I greeted them with Borag Thung for the first time) I think these would be the only true course of action. What do you think of Quinch for a girl?
How about Squaxxanne?
Good name, i think. But hey, pringles are very addictive. It's the salty/savoury/tasty fun which does it for me. Tasty!
Once you've popped you cant stop... trust me.
Sprogs? I named my son Max, then Thargy went and go rid of Mr Normal. Bring him back!
Ruffle Bars do it for me and i recently rediscovered a source of Monster Bars (MB Bars) but i am still searching for the wonderful 'Tobormory Tatties' with the free charms inside, anyone seen them?
Foe sheer indulgence its a full bag of Licorice Allsorts, the only sweets the rest of the Hab-unit hate.
Middenpus