Title: Paul Von Scott Training
Post by: JimBob on 11 February, 2003, 07:22:42 PM
Post by: JimBob on 11 February, 2003, 07:22:42 PM
As a retired Ninja I decided to raise a litter of DigiPVSs however I have had a number of problems with the little Buggers.
As I try to meditate to the sound of one hand clapping they pester me "Bring back Doomlord" and "Take me to then car boot sale". Just the other night I was off on an assasination when my cover was blown by the sound of typing coming from my Pocket PVS. Please help as the other Ninjas with their PockeWyatts are mocking me.
PLEASE NOTE
Ninja technology is yet to reach the stage where MiniGaryWilkinsons are available as there just isnt enough power for the required level of minituarisation.
As I try to meditate to the sound of one hand clapping they pester me "Bring back Doomlord" and "Take me to then car boot sale". Just the other night I was off on an assasination when my cover was blown by the sound of typing coming from my Pocket PVS. Please help as the other Ninjas with their PockeWyatts are mocking me.
PLEASE NOTE
Ninja technology is yet to reach the stage where MiniGaryWilkinsons are available as there just isnt enough power for the required level of minituarisation.
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training...
Post by: ukdane on 11 February, 2003, 07:31:11 PM
Post by: ukdane on 11 February, 2003, 07:31:11 PM
You probably tried to cheer them up too much.
The PVS model is happier when left in its "grumpy" mode, and to its own devices.
Anyone having a problem with their PocketWyatts are reminded to show them images of big guns, and tanks at least once a day. Remember PocketWyatts are pyromanicas, and have a tendacy to "BURN! BURN! BURN!".
The PVS model is happier when left in its "grumpy" mode, and to its own devices.
Anyone having a problem with their PocketWyatts are reminded to show them images of big guns, and tanks at least once a day. Remember PocketWyatts are pyromanicas, and have a tendacy to "BURN! BURN! BURN!".
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training......
Post by: Trout on 11 February, 2003, 07:33:10 PM
Post by: Trout on 11 February, 2003, 07:33:10 PM
Something tells me JimBob may be missed round here a little less once he goes.
:-)
- Trout
:-)
- Trout
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training......
Post by: JimBob on 11 February, 2003, 07:33:32 PM
Post by: JimBob on 11 February, 2003, 07:33:32 PM
Teh wee PVSs keep on chanting something about "Cuff Who Loo" and about a goat with a lot of children, whats going on?
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training.........
Post by: JimBob on 11 February, 2003, 07:34:29 PM
Post by: JimBob on 11 February, 2003, 07:34:29 PM
Ah Trouty its my last day, I bought games and sweets for the class.
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training.........
Post by: paulvonscott on 11 February, 2003, 07:57:44 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 11 February, 2003, 07:57:44 PM
Funnily enough, I bought some monkees the other day, but sadly they turned out to be 'cheeky monkeys' so I had to cruelly torture them to death.
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: JimBob on 11 February, 2003, 08:08:44 PM
Post by: JimBob on 11 February, 2003, 08:08:44 PM
Heh, you think your buying a 60s musical combo and all you get is cheekiness.
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: karne on 12 February, 2003, 02:40:42 AM
Post by: karne on 12 February, 2003, 02:40:42 AM
Haven't you gone yet?
I guess we'll have to while away the time till you return on our "Nintendo JimBob Advance" (TM). It's not as entertaining as the PC version, but it's a lot easier to smuggle through customs.
Don't be gone too long now will yah.
karne.
I guess we'll have to while away the time till you return on our "Nintendo JimBob Advance" (TM). It's not as entertaining as the PC version, but it's a lot easier to smuggle through customs.
Don't be gone too long now will yah.
karne.
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training......
Post by: Art on 12 February, 2003, 05:23:31 AM
Post by: Art on 12 February, 2003, 05:23:31 AM
Eh? What in the hell are you talking about?
Link: http://www.arthurwyatt.co.uk/photos/bovington.html
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: Oddboy on 12 February, 2003, 02:54:31 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 12 February, 2003, 02:54:31 PM
Rocklobster???
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 12 February, 2003, 03:47:35 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 12 February, 2003, 03:47:35 PM
can i get WAP versions of the aforementioned games? Jimbob(tm) for help with teen troubles, PVS softwear to throw at irritating customers & the wyatt up to setting 4 in case emergency artilery is required. oh and of course for the lewd & dirty moments of the day we can always switch to diGriz/wils/spurioso mode.
(good luck Jimbob, have a nice day)
(good luck Jimbob, have a nice day)
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: ukdane on 12 February, 2003, 03:55:32 PM
Post by: ukdane on 12 February, 2003, 03:55:32 PM
Don't mock it!
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training.........
Post by: W. R. Logan on 12 February, 2003, 04:50:43 PM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 12 February, 2003, 04:50:43 PM
In future can we have a topic category of "Beware Big Tank Pictures?
It stops the flashbacks, have spent the whole day sat in a walkers crisp box, with a broom stuck out the front, shouting incomprehensible fire orders whilst invading my neighbours garden.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
It stops the flashbacks, have spent the whole day sat in a walkers crisp box, with a broom stuck out the front, shouting incomprehensible fire orders whilst invading my neighbours garden.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 12 February, 2003, 08:20:32 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 12 February, 2003, 08:20:32 PM
Phoarrr look at all that equipment n' stuff...BIG JOBS. sigh. can i trade my vauxhall in for one dya think?
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: Oddboy on 12 February, 2003, 09:30:52 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 12 February, 2003, 09:30:52 PM
The Rocklobster has gone away now...
Why-o-why-o-why Dane?
Spill beans.
Why-o-why-o-why Dane?
Spill beans.
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training.........
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 February, 2003, 10:15:20 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 February, 2003, 10:15:20 PM
Did you see that 'Walking the Battlefeilds' prog on the telly where the British tanks, built to go a walking pace with feckoff armour but exposed tracks tried to breakout of the bridgehead? Or did i dream that?
Huffy mode is best,
Tommy 'Cooker' Middenpus
Huffy mode is best,
Tommy 'Cooker' Middenpus
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: almighty mat on 13 February, 2003, 03:29:52 PM
Post by: almighty mat on 13 February, 2003, 03:29:52 PM
Logan, is that you, and more importantly, DID YOU GET TO FIRE IT?
mat
mat
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: W. R. Logan on 13 February, 2003, 05:17:45 PM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 13 February, 2003, 05:17:45 PM
as at the time that picture was taken my job description was Cheiftain Tank Gunner I certainly did.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: W. R. Logan on 13 February, 2003, 05:20:59 PM
Post by: W. R. Logan on 13 February, 2003, 05:20:59 PM
OOPs, picture came out a bit big 8-?
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
Title: Re: Paul Von Scott Training..........
Post by: Devons Daddy on 13 February, 2003, 05:39:36 PM
Post by: Devons Daddy on 13 February, 2003, 05:39:36 PM
so what do you do now then?
everything else must seem a little mundane.rather like the first fifteen minutes of reality after a weekly dose of thrill power.
how do follow up on that kind of job, full board and lodgings.working clothes provided.free international travel on companies private aircraft. ,use of large off road capabitly vehicle,get to blow things up.
what more could you ask for.?
everything else must seem a little mundane.rather like the first fifteen minutes of reality after a weekly dose of thrill power.
how do follow up on that kind of job, full board and lodgings.working clothes provided.free international travel on companies private aircraft. ,use of large off road capabitly vehicle,get to blow things up.
what more could you ask for.?