I have stuck a Sherlock Holmes steampunk (sorry, GRennie!) novella what I wrote up on the Kindle store, and it seems to be going down well - if you are of a mind, you could perhaps purchase said item..?
Thanks!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B010K5UAZ4?*Version*=1&*entries*=0
Bought :D
filippo
woohoo! Thanks!
Purchased. Looking forward to it!
I'll probably just torrent it but I'll totally come and see you when you tour and buy a T-shirt.
Cheers, Minky!
Cosh - I could ask for no ore of a sacrifice!
Does anyone ejaculate in it?
(Holmes and Watson did it quite a lot in the Conan Doyle stories)
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 01 July, 2015, 12:56:29 PM
Does anyone ejaculate in it?
(Holmes and Watson did it quite a lot in the Conan Doyle stories)
Yes they do!
Does Holmes do drugs?
Does Watson look like Lucy Liu?
Whats a kindle?
Not on screen.
Sure, if you like.
A magic space book.
Great story and the nod to modern troubles a big plus. [spoiler]I like the steam punk ornithopters and that the use of oil was just a passing fad![/spoiler] :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 01 July, 2015, 01:15:34 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 01 July, 2015, 12:56:29 PM
Does anyone ejaculate in it?
(Holmes and Watson did it quite a lot in the Conan Doyle stories)
Yes they do!
Holmes ejaculated six times, Watson ejaculated eleven times (one of those times was at his fiancée)
Phelps ejaculated three times and Mrs St Clair's husband ejaculated just once (but it was out of a second-floor window).
QI (http://qi.com/infocloud/sherlock-holmes)
Shoving your ejaculations in our faces - you WHOOOORRRRRRE!
Quote from: Zarjazzer on 01 July, 2015, 10:48:54 PM
Great story and the nod to modern troubles a big plus. [spoiler]I like the steam punk ornithopters and that the use of oil was just a passing fad![/spoiler] :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Thank you!
Bought and downloaded. Probably take me a while to read.
Seems you won't be getting rich off this one (http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jul/02/amazon-pay-self-published-authors-per-page-read-kindle), Richmond (YOU WHORE etc).
Fack me, it's really come to something when you'd make more selling copies from a table at a con than through a global sales network.
Quote from: Problem Solved on 02 July, 2015, 12:10:02 PM
Seems you won't be getting rich off this one (http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jul/02/amazon-pay-self-published-authors-per-page-read-kindle), Richmond (YOU WHORE etc).
Fack me, it's really come to something when you'd make more selling copies from a table at a con than through a global sales network.
It is true I will not be giving up the day job on the back of this...
And thanks, Bolt!
As soon as I learn to read, I'll be on it.
Actually, I have no tablet, and have never got on with reading anything longer than a magazine article on my phone. Plus, I detest Amazon - is there a "creator gets most of the £££" alternative site you could sell it through?
Cracking little tale. Loved it Richmond, many thanks.
I counted one ejaculation but two impressive erections.
Don't forget to leave an amazon review peeps.