Am I going crazy- or has Petemaskreplica (or Troutmask as he has been known of late) turned into Judge Jampot?!?
Is there a problem- have things fallen apart? What's going on?!?
Wake! Guide me in my hour of need...
Dazed and confused of Leicester...
Erm, yeah, I think he has been having some problems.
But... but... if Petey's not Petey- then who am I? Are you even PVS?
Hm... let's look at the facts... Nothing better to do with his time; helpful, well written answer...
Hmmm....
Well, guess we can eliminate Arthur from the equation then- but still no firm guarantee that you're the real PVS...
Heh ;)
Not sure if this board is keeping me sane, or driving me mad. I'll keep everyone informed.
If you change username, all your message board posts (but not chat room messages) should follow you. Judge Jampot changed his name to Petemaskreplica and back, and Petemaskreplica changed his username to The Late King Troutmask. I don't know if they did it at the same time or not, but Pete's messages didn't follow him to his new username, but they didn't follow Jampot when he changed back to his old one.
The site shouldn't let you change username to one that already exists, but I'd better double check that. However, if J changes to P at exactly the same time as P changes to K, who knows what might happen? Maybe we do, now.
Wake
Found the bug. Although the site stops you registering with an existing username, it wasn't properly stopping you change to an existing username. I think I've now fixed it. However, I can't see any way to disentangle Jampot's and Pete's posts.
Wake
Wow, I really wish I didn't read this thread so early in the morning !!
Judge Strontium Replica Trout Doug
How do you think I feel? eh? First I get killed, then Karne shoves me into some dodgy clone off the back of a lorry, and now I've had my memory wiped! Bah! this royalty thing's not what it's cracked up to be.
Sorry, who am I again?
I'm sooo sorryyyy ! its all mu fault for killing you Pete !
if it make you feel better that little scamp has been pinching my name & boots... anything silly i may have done or said has obviously been him.
I am F-i-r-e-y Bou okay, spelt wrong, thats me.
War is a terrible thing isn't it kids.
now to go a give jampot a sound beating.
Clearly my mind programming is having unforseen effects on some of the weaker minds on the board, leading to mental breakdowns and split personalities. I'll work on this in the lab.
In the mean time, for those confused souls out there, wondering who you are the answer is "One of Dr X's mind slaves." Everything else, including what you call yourself, is of secondary importance.
ah, I've forgiven you for that, Bou.
I think Jampot should go to his room and think about what he's done, though.
And that Dr X is getting a bit above himself. If you don't mind the advice of a dead king, I reckon you may have to think about sentencing a few people to death, pour encourager les autres.
What's Troutman going to make of all this when he returns? I reckon his head'll explode :)
>I've forgiven you for that, Bou.
excellent.. good to see the feminine whiles weaponary is not depleated.
>And that Dr X is getting a bit above himself. If you don't mind the advice of a dead king, I reckon you may have to think about sentencing a few people to death, pour encourager les autres.
Hmm yes, who was it wanted to be exucutioner ? It grieves me to do it, but you know, gotta keep everyone happy.
>What's Troutman going to make of all this when he returns? I reckon his head'll explode :)
That friends is the idea...WHAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA
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No point - it'd be like tha bit in Demolition Man where Wesley Snipes tries to kill the bloke what programmed his mind. You want to pull the trigger but you can't. Not that I deal in second class sci-fi cliches, mind.
Hmm.
Ah... Ok- think I sort of get it now...
Gonna be another lovely day- so I'm going to skive. I can do that you know. Anytime I like :)
Ahhh Darth, with your skive powers i am glad to have you as a trusty guardian of the realm.
A queen can never skive & must work like a dog day & night to keep things running smoothly(ish)
My skive powers are second only to my unearthly sleep powers. Sadly, I still have to do the work I didn't do yesterday before 12.30 today.
And yet here I am- not doing it. Where are my millionaire powers when I need them? If they were working properly, I could tell the bloke to naff off when he gets here, rather than having to smash my face into a wall and claim that I was mugged for the missing artwork...
Life. It's never simple is it?
"claim that I was mugged for the missing artwork..."
Matt, you could always tell him that your wife's sister's puppy fell into the strawberry patch.
Mal- I'm not even going to *pretend* to know what you're talking about!
12.17. Work still not done- I shall commence with the smashing of the face ploy immediately...
"Mal- I'm not even going to *pretend* to know what you're talking about!"
Don't worry Matt, I never know what I'm talking about either.
But just so you know it's a quote from Blackadder-The Cavalier Years. It was a Comic Relief spesh.
Joolz
reminds me of a line from red dwarf
if hes you and you're him am i still me what the hells going on
david page mk2
I'm just happy I was in a bed of sick for the last three days...
The sick man of U-rope