Title: Shame, shame, know your name!
Post by: karne on 22 March, 2003, 02:00:24 AM
Post by: karne on 22 March, 2003, 02:00:24 AM
According to the following excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the instructions to find your new name. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = zippy
n = pinky
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootsie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = gooey
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = fart
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Very apt don't you think?
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = zippy
n = pinky
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootsie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = gooey
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = fart
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Very apt don't you think?
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!...
Post by: karne on 22 March, 2003, 02:02:02 AM
Post by: karne on 22 March, 2003, 02:02:02 AM
Oh I forgot to say, my names Pinky Applepants. Kinda suits me I think.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 22 March, 2003, 03:07:17 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 22 March, 2003, 03:07:17 AM
Buttercups Gerbilchunks ?
thats silly.
thats silly.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 22 March, 2003, 03:09:44 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 22 March, 2003, 03:09:44 AM
SqueezitXGizzardchunks?
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: fred on 22 March, 2003, 03:58:55 AM
Post by: fred on 22 March, 2003, 03:58:55 AM
Squeezeit Gooeylips!
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Malchidiel on 22 March, 2003, 04:07:07 AM
Post by: Malchidiel on 22 March, 2003, 04:07:07 AM
Ooooh, I'm Boobie Applepants and I'm an alcoholic.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: fugitive on 22 March, 2003, 06:03:20 AM
Post by: fugitive on 22 March, 2003, 06:03:20 AM
Buttercup Gizzardchunks!??
Buttercup? I can't be a Buttercup for the rest of my life. Where's this mad prof, someone's gotta sort him out.
Buttercup? I can't be a Buttercup for the rest of my life. Where's this mad prof, someone's gotta sort him out.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 22 March, 2003, 06:26:19 AM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 22 March, 2003, 06:26:19 AM
Loopy CootieButt!
Great, to miss quote the immortal Vyvian "I'll get into plenty of fights with a name like that"
Great, to miss quote the immortal Vyvian "I'll get into plenty of fights with a name like that"
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: petemaskreplica on 22 March, 2003, 06:36:36 AM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 22 March, 2003, 06:36:36 AM
Tootsie Applebrain!
It's funny because it's true...
It's funny because it's true...
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 22 March, 2003, 07:18:24 AM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 22 March, 2003, 07:18:24 AM
awwww Tootsie !! heh heh !
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!...
Post by: critter on 22 March, 2003, 07:40:25 AM
Post by: critter on 22 March, 2003, 07:40:25 AM
I'm Boobie Gizzardsniffer, better tells my wife :)
Critter
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Devons Daddy on 22 March, 2003, 09:34:47 AM
Post by: Devons Daddy on 22 March, 2003, 09:34:47 AM
Chim-Chim Applebrain
i like it. any one got the web site for deed-poll then.
actaully Chim-Chim sounds like a local name around here.this could well work.
i like it. any one got the web site for deed-poll then.
actaully Chim-Chim sounds like a local name around here.this could well work.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Slippery PD on 22 March, 2003, 01:39:14 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 22 March, 2003, 01:39:14 PM
Hey its Dorkey Chickenbrain, here
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Mangamax on 22 March, 2003, 02:00:29 PM
Post by: Mangamax on 22 March, 2003, 02:00:29 PM
Chim-chim bubblebuns with my lovely wife Pinky and son Zippy. God, we're from 70's chidrens tv...
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!...
Post by: almighty mat on 22 March, 2003, 03:09:12 PM
Post by: almighty mat on 22 March, 2003, 03:09:12 PM
Tootsie Waffletushie? Where is this chap so that I can bestow a Swansea Kiss upon him for my lovely new name?
My board name is Zippy Applesniffer. A bit of an improvement I suppose...
tootsie
My board name is Zippy Applesniffer. A bit of an improvement I suppose...
tootsie
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: karne on 22 March, 2003, 03:21:31 PM
Post by: karne on 22 March, 2003, 03:21:31 PM
Oops! Mine should actually have been Tootsie Applepants. Still Pinky counts for the shortened version of my first name and Tootsie only makes me sound like a drag queen anyway ;)
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Tu-plang on 22 March, 2003, 03:29:13 PM
Post by: Tu-plang on 22 March, 2003, 03:29:13 PM
My surname has three letters... can I use the third letter instead of the fouth? that would make me..
Boobie Bubblehumperdink.
Boobie Bubblehumperdink.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Oddboy on 22 March, 2003, 04:14:16 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 22 March, 2003, 04:14:16 PM
I'm Tootsie Cootiechunks
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: The Monarch on 22 March, 2003, 05:38:07 PM
Post by: The Monarch on 22 March, 2003, 05:38:07 PM
squeesit lizardtush to quote the wrestling that my brother likes so much
wassapwitdat?
wassapwitdat?
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!...
Post by: Andy Diggle on 22 March, 2003, 05:51:06 PM
Post by: Andy Diggle on 22 March, 2003, 05:51:06 PM
Gidget Cootiepants, at your service.
Link: andydiggle.com
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 22 March, 2003, 07:10:39 PM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 22 March, 2003, 07:10:39 PM
Buttercup Livertush
I quite like that
I quite like that
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!...
Post by: Bart Oliver on 22 March, 2003, 07:28:27 PM
Post by: Bart Oliver on 22 March, 2003, 07:28:27 PM
Loopy Cootiejuice.
huummm.. sounds like an Otto Sump product.
huummm.. sounds like an Otto Sump product.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Proudhuff on 23 March, 2003, 01:37:07 AM
Post by: Proudhuff on 23 March, 2003, 01:37:07 AM
I'm Zippy Gizzards, sounds like I should be in a john Huston film or puppet porno perhaps
But a name good for scrabble I feel
Zippy
But a name good for scrabble I feel
Zippy
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Mangamax on 23 March, 2003, 03:15:14 AM
Post by: Mangamax on 23 March, 2003, 03:15:14 AM
Of course that makes Dredd "Crusty Gizzard Nose". No wonder he wears that helmet
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Mangamax on 23 March, 2003, 03:19:23 AM
Post by: Mangamax on 23 March, 2003, 03:19:23 AM
... and Slaine the not so tough "Poopsie Bubble Shorts"
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!...
Post by: James on 23 March, 2003, 05:24:06 AM
Post by: James on 23 March, 2003, 05:24:06 AM
Zippy Cootieface.
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!...
Post by: Bart Oliver on 23 March, 2003, 08:09:58 AM
Post by: Bart Oliver on 23 March, 2003, 08:09:58 AM
Johnny Alpha, also-known-as
CHEESEBALL LIVER-SHORTS!
CHEESEBALL LIVER-SHORTS!
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Bart Oliver on 23 March, 2003, 08:17:28 AM
Post by: Bart Oliver on 23 March, 2003, 08:17:28 AM
Returning to the subject of Otto Sump if he ever had to try and gain employment dressed as a woman he would be Tootsie Chickenbiscuits.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Bart Oliver on 23 March, 2003, 08:31:41 AM
Post by: Bart Oliver on 23 March, 2003, 08:31:41 AM
Iron Mike Tyson would never step into the ring as
Potty Gorilla-hiney.
Potty Gorilla-hiney.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Malchidiel on 23 March, 2003, 02:24:32 PM
Post by: Malchidiel on 23 March, 2003, 02:24:32 PM
Hmmm! The Ballad of Boobie Bubbletush, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Smiley on 23 March, 2003, 03:51:45 PM
Post by: Smiley on 23 March, 2003, 03:51:45 PM
Pinky Banana-Brain, speaking. Sounds like one of Don Uggie's hench-apes.
WANTED FOR THE MEG: A Don Uggie mini-series parodying the Soprano's.
Ook? Fuggedahboutit!
WANTED FOR THE MEG: A Don Uggie mini-series parodying the Soprano's.
Ook? Fuggedahboutit!
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: stodge on 25 March, 2003, 03:32:39 PM
Post by: stodge on 25 March, 2003, 03:32:39 PM
hmmmm....
Pinky gooeyfanny...
i'm not so sure about that one!!!
i think i should see a doctor.
Pinky gooeyfanny...
i'm not so sure about that one!!!
i think i should see a doctor.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Slippery PD on 25 March, 2003, 03:41:15 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 25 March, 2003, 03:41:15 PM
Erm are you susre thats not yer pornstar name!?!
yer Slippo
yer Slippo
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Oddboy on 25 March, 2003, 08:03:45 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 25 March, 2003, 08:03:45 PM
I just realized - both Oddgirl & myself are Tootsie Cootiechunks. How odd.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Thursday on 25 March, 2003, 08:09:33 PM
Post by: Thursday on 25 March, 2003, 08:09:33 PM
Buttercup Hamsterchunks. Sounds like a breakfast cereal, that.
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: Tex Hex on 25 March, 2003, 08:17:12 PM
Post by: Tex Hex on 25 March, 2003, 08:17:12 PM
Chim-chim Bubblefanny. Better get down the clinic...
Title: Re: Shame, shame, know your name!....
Post by: karne on 25 March, 2003, 10:55:01 PM
Post by: karne on 25 March, 2003, 10:55:01 PM
"I just realized - both Oddgirl & myself are Tootsie Cootiechunks."
Wow! Looks like you've found your soul-mate there Odders, hope so anyway.
Kate and Nathan sitting in a tree...
Wow! Looks like you've found your soul-mate there Odders, hope so anyway.
Kate and Nathan sitting in a tree...