Title: What's the point?
Post by: James on 04 April, 2003, 01:21:15 AM
Post by: James on 04 April, 2003, 01:21:15 AM
Well, anyone know?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Richmond Clements on 04 April, 2003, 01:48:46 AM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 04 April, 2003, 01:48:46 AM
Nah
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 April, 2003, 01:58:47 AM
Post by: Matt Timson on 04 April, 2003, 01:58:47 AM
There isn't any. We just live to go to work so that we can earn enough money to pay the bills, tax our cars and fill them full of petrol so that we can drive ourselves to work.
It's a vicious cycle.
It's a vicious cycle.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: karne on 04 April, 2003, 02:19:43 AM
Post by: karne on 04 April, 2003, 02:19:43 AM
"It's a vicious cycle."
But as anyone with testicles will inform you, not as vicious as this little bugger...
"Ooyah!"
But as anyone with testicles will inform you, not as vicious as this little bugger...
"Ooyah!"
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: esoteric ed on 04 April, 2003, 02:30:40 AM
Post by: esoteric ed on 04 April, 2003, 02:30:40 AM
"What's the point?...hooks and lines"
Police Chief Brody, JAWS 1975.
Ed
Police Chief Brody, JAWS 1975.
Ed
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Trout on 04 April, 2003, 02:38:57 AM
Post by: Trout on 04 April, 2003, 02:38:57 AM
Cheer up, James.
What's green and eats nuts?
Gonorrhoea.
What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A sheep won't complain if you have sex with her sister.
I have lots more, even sicker ones. If you won't be offended, sendmail me and I'll reply with INCREDIBLY SICK jokes.
- Trout
What's green and eats nuts?
Gonorrhoea.
What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A sheep won't complain if you have sex with her sister.
I have lots more, even sicker ones. If you won't be offended, sendmail me and I'll reply with INCREDIBLY SICK jokes.
- Trout
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 04 April, 2003, 07:32:36 AM
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 04 April, 2003, 07:32:36 AM
Let's have the jokes, trout.
THe point? Isn't that the bit at the end of a stick?
THe point? Isn't that the bit at the end of a stick?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: James on 04 April, 2003, 03:04:12 PM
Post by: James on 04 April, 2003, 03:04:12 PM
Thank god for that.
I'm glad someone knew, 'cos I was starting to get a bit concerned...
I'm glad someone knew, 'cos I was starting to get a bit concerned...
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 04 April, 2003, 03:45:32 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 04 April, 2003, 03:45:32 PM
whats the point ?
pahhh .. to do some good in the world
to help other people & spread a little sunshine; to fight against all the badness & proove that self determination & individual acts can overcome the burdens of the day.;
to try & protect the future for the children to come ; to try & understand the way it all is; to kick ass & boldly sieze the moment; to live for each second as if it were the only moment you have; to teach; to heal; to learn; to raise good children; to create stuff; to love & be loved & of course...
to read comix
tsk ,you cynics.
heres a motivational tree photo, what i took yesterday. there don't you all feel nicer now?
pahhh .. to do some good in the world
to help other people & spread a little sunshine; to fight against all the badness & proove that self determination & individual acts can overcome the burdens of the day.;
to try & protect the future for the children to come ; to try & understand the way it all is; to kick ass & boldly sieze the moment; to live for each second as if it were the only moment you have; to teach; to heal; to learn; to raise good children; to create stuff; to love & be loved & of course...
to read comix
tsk ,you cynics.
heres a motivational tree photo, what i took yesterday. there don't you all feel nicer now?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 April, 2003, 05:39:21 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 April, 2003, 05:39:21 PM
James, what makes you think there is one?
Go plant a tree with your bare hands, years to come you go past and go, hey thats one of mine...
Find a five year old bairn to take to the zoo, threaten to leave em in the monkey house, always cheers me up
A twisted Treehugger
Go plant a tree with your bare hands, years to come you go past and go, hey thats one of mine...
Find a five year old bairn to take to the zoo, threaten to leave em in the monkey house, always cheers me up
A twisted Treehugger
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 April, 2003, 05:40:35 PM
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 April, 2003, 05:40:35 PM
James, what makes you think there is one?
Go plant a tree with your bare hands, years to come you go past and go, hey thats one of mine...
Find a five year old bairn to take to the zoo, threaten to leave em in the monkey house, always cheers me up
A twisted Treehugger
Go plant a tree with your bare hands, years to come you go past and go, hey thats one of mine...
Find a five year old bairn to take to the zoo, threaten to leave em in the monkey house, always cheers me up
A twisted Treehugger
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: longmanshort on 04 April, 2003, 05:51:49 PM
Post by: longmanshort on 04 April, 2003, 05:51:49 PM
How do you know it's a motivational tree? Was it wearing sweatbands and going "work those buns, baby!"?
Or maybe I should just shut up ...
Or maybe I should just shut up ...
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: judge dreddd on 05 April, 2003, 02:07:34 AM
Post by: judge dreddd on 05 April, 2003, 02:07:34 AM
darwin says , to reproduce,,, for what reason i dont know ... the sun is going fiz out and everyone is going to die anyway.... the point is, have some fun BEFORE you die !
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: almighty mat on 05 April, 2003, 04:07:17 PM
Post by: almighty mat on 05 April, 2003, 04:07:17 PM
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Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: judge dreddd on 06 April, 2003, 02:34:01 AM
Post by: judge dreddd on 06 April, 2003, 02:34:01 AM
perhaps the point is that their is no point...
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 06 April, 2003, 04:19:46 AM
Post by: Capt.Zeep on 06 April, 2003, 04:19:46 AM
perhaps the point is that their is no point...
Exactly. It's all this striving towards a point that is doing everyone's heads in.
As far as I can work out it's all supremely pointless, revel in it & enjoy it, it's all we've got.
Make the world a better place where you can, what have you got to lose?
Exactly. It's all this striving towards a point that is doing everyone's heads in.
As far as I can work out it's all supremely pointless, revel in it & enjoy it, it's all we've got.
Make the world a better place where you can, what have you got to lose?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: judge dreddd on 06 April, 2003, 06:50:02 PM
Post by: judge dreddd on 06 April, 2003, 06:50:02 PM
sartre believed that in a world without god the reason you dont kill yourself is your reason to exist.
we exist for 2000ad ?
we exist for 2000ad ?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Noisybast on 06 April, 2003, 06:53:18 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 06 April, 2003, 06:53:18 PM
So, the reason I exist is because ceasing to do so will probably hurt and some poor sod will have to clear up my mess?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: karne on 06 April, 2003, 06:54:02 PM
Post by: karne on 06 April, 2003, 06:54:02 PM
There is a point to everything, but sometimes we can't see it because we are to busy looking for some deeper meaning.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Noisybast on 06 April, 2003, 07:09:47 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 06 April, 2003, 07:09:47 PM
The point is to collect all the pills without getting eaten by the ghosts, so you can progress to the next level. Beyond that I can't really haelp.
We are talking about Pacman, right?
We are talking about Pacman, right?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Noisybast on 06 April, 2003, 07:11:55 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 06 April, 2003, 07:11:55 PM
As far as I can tell, the point is to collect all the pills without getting eaten by the ghosts, so you can progress to the next level, where the ghosts will be faster. Beyond that I can't really help.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Noisybast on 06 April, 2003, 10:28:01 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 06 April, 2003, 10:28:01 PM
Erm... I was fairly sure I hadn't already said that.
Uh...
Never mind.
Uh...
Never mind.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: karne on 06 April, 2003, 10:41:54 PM
Post by: karne on 06 April, 2003, 10:41:54 PM
More to the point did you really post that twice or did your perception change to allow for the fact you believed you had?
Did we all then see it as an almost identical post because you convinced us that it was?
Did we all then see it as an almost identical post because you convinced us that it was?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 April, 2003, 11:04:32 PM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 April, 2003, 11:04:32 PM
AAAAAaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Get out of my brain!!!!!
Get out of my brain!!!!!
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Oddboy on 07 April, 2003, 06:26:26 PM
Post by: Oddboy on 07 April, 2003, 06:26:26 PM
Is this the point:-
Link: The Point?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Jared Katooie on 07 April, 2003, 06:59:36 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 07 April, 2003, 06:59:36 PM
There are three schools of thought on this subject...
1) We exist only to reproduce, raise our young and then die as quickly as possible.
2) We exist to live good lives, help others and better ourselves to reach heaven.
3) Life is meaningless. Leave me alone. I hate you. I can do what I want.
I'm general people believe (2) initially, briefly turn over to (3) during teenage years and choose (1) when it suits them.
J.
1) We exist only to reproduce, raise our young and then die as quickly as possible.
2) We exist to live good lives, help others and better ourselves to reach heaven.
3) Life is meaningless. Leave me alone. I hate you. I can do what I want.
I'm general people believe (2) initially, briefly turn over to (3) during teenage years and choose (1) when it suits them.
J.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Malchidiel on 07 April, 2003, 08:46:12 PM
Post by: Malchidiel on 07 April, 2003, 08:46:12 PM
I live by No.3, always have, always will. God, I'm a miserable bitch.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Jared Katooie on 07 April, 2003, 09:10:04 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 07 April, 2003, 09:10:04 PM
Actually I've slid towards three meself over the past three years... gentle spirit being crushed and all that...
I reach a state between 1) and 2) at weekends and once thought I'd reached 4) but realised I was just very very hungry...
I reach a state between 1) and 2) at weekends and once thought I'd reached 4) but realised I was just very very hungry...
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Malchidiel on 07 April, 2003, 09:41:44 PM
Post by: Malchidiel on 07 April, 2003, 09:41:44 PM
You might just have had wind.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 April, 2003, 09:41:59 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 April, 2003, 09:41:59 PM
ha ! puny point fu have yous, i laugh at 4. ! you should try 7 on an empty stomach. WOOOOO HOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Slippery PD on 11 April, 2003, 09:54:46 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 11 April, 2003, 09:54:46 PM
I always thought it was 1, so Im always miserable coz I dont get enuff of 1?!?!?!
Yer "not so cryptic" Slippo
Yer "not so cryptic" Slippo
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 April, 2003, 10:10:12 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 April, 2003, 10:10:12 PM
what ? you don't get enough of dying as soon as possible? you poor unfufulled soul, i can see how that would frustrate, shall i help out? prehaps you'd like to help overthrow this general barty bloke? your sacrifice will fuffil your needs & provide a holy martyr for my royal cause. a suicide-slippo, weapon of mass destrction via the medium of flirting the opposition to death.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Jared Katooie on 11 April, 2003, 10:10:52 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 11 April, 2003, 10:10:52 PM
Essentially yes. prtaking of 2 would also lead to fulfillment.
In order words you're miserable because you havent decided what your life is supposed to represent.
In order words you're miserable because you havent decided what your life is supposed to represent.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 April, 2003, 10:18:08 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 April, 2003, 10:18:08 PM
mine represents a glorious reign of khaos, magik & anarcho-gardening for the masses, pansies all around!... ah heaven for me is the happy sighs of my subjects when they grovell at my shiney boot feet in gratitude for the bonds i bestow upon them. ahhhhh the point? why the point of my boot of course.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Slippery PD on 11 April, 2003, 10:21:20 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 11 April, 2003, 10:21:20 PM
Erm No. Im just a miserable sod. Thats the point. Miserablity!
Yer "I hope I cheer up soon" Slippo
Yer "I hope I cheer up soon" Slippo
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Generally Contrary on 11 April, 2003, 10:21:58 PM
Post by: Generally Contrary on 11 April, 2003, 10:21:58 PM
Surely the point is to serve the Great Leader?
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Jared Katooie on 11 April, 2003, 10:29:49 PM
Post by: Jared Katooie on 11 April, 2003, 10:29:49 PM
If it's religous fulfillment you want join my cult! You wont be happy exactly but you wont have time to be depressed what with all the busy activities you'll have to do.
Fresh air, nice people join now! Get your free badge! (p&p not included)
J.
Fresh air, nice people join now! Get your free badge! (p&p not included)
J.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Slippery PD on 11 April, 2003, 10:33:16 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 11 April, 2003, 10:33:16 PM
I always thought that Cult sounded and looked too much like cu*t.
Yer Slippo
Yer Slippo
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 April, 2003, 10:35:03 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 April, 2003, 10:35:03 PM
yes Bartlett you are sooo right, & by so serving me your great AND bootiful leader you shall find not only religious fufilment, pansie rations, but even miserable slippo can have what he needs to lead a happy & grateful existance.
Title: Re: What's the point?
Post by: Slippery PD on 11 April, 2003, 10:40:23 PM
Post by: Slippery PD on 11 April, 2003, 10:40:23 PM
but even miserable slippo
OH about ?3million, naked lapdancers, no responsibility and an Aston Martin DB7
THANKS
Yer Slippo
OH about ?3million, naked lapdancers, no responsibility and an Aston Martin DB7
THANKS
Yer Slippo