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General Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: karne on 04 April, 2003, 02:45:47 AM

Title: How do you read yours?
Post by: karne on 04 April, 2003, 02:45:47 AM
As Easter approaches I couldn't help noticing the similarities between my weekly prog and a Cadbury's cream egg, apparently there isn't any. I do however tend to read it a certain way and wondered if any other boarders have a ritual...Well if I'm honest with you I didn't really wonder, I mean I do have hobbies and interest and a quite interesting life I suppose...

Anyway, I don't tend to read my prog from beginning to end, more in order of least favourite story to most favourite. For those of you interested here's how I read it this week:

Nerve centre

Input

Atavar II

Tales of Telguuth

The V.C.s

Future Shocks

Judge Dredd

And that's about it really. I may read it in a different order next week...who can tell? I can do that you know.



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Post by: longmanshort on 04 April, 2003, 02:56:15 AM
Dredd first. Always first. Then everything else in order. Then back to the inside cover to hear what the Mighty One has to say in the Nerve Centre.

If there's any Sinister Dexter then that gets read last, because sometimes I just can't be arsed with it.

As for Slaine, I can't remember the last time I read it. It's a strip that's not inspired me since the days of the Horned God. In fact, I didn't realise Niamh had been raped and Ukko had walked off until someone made a casual remark about it on here weeks afterwards!

More importantly - WHERE do you read yours?

I always seem to end up reading it at work when the Managing Director walks past my desk.
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Post by: esoteric ed on 04 April, 2003, 02:59:26 AM
At the moment...

Nerve Centre

Incubus

Input


Ed
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Post by: karne on 04 April, 2003, 03:03:11 AM
I hide mine amongst my paperwork and sneakily read it when there's no trainee's about (the shallow fools would only mock).

I'd also just like to point out that my boss, sound geezer that he is recently brought me in an old issue of the best of 2000ad that he found during a clear out. Respect is due.
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Post by: Trout on 04 April, 2003, 03:04:56 AM
Every word, in the order in which it is presented.

Anything else would be an abomination.

- Trout
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Post by: James on 04 April, 2003, 03:22:35 AM
In my new store, inside a Borders bookshop, anything that may be sold within Borders, CD's books, magazines etc, have to be stickered on your way in as not to confused with stolen merchandise. So I take my prog in monday morning, get it stickered and on the way out, removal of the sticker rips my prog!

BASTARDS!

I won't be doing that again.

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Post by: esoteric ed on 04 April, 2003, 03:25:13 AM
Yeah, I had the opposite problem, my local stockist has taken to "writing" the address on the cover instead of the usual friendly sticker in the top corner... I put them straight on the matter.


Ed
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Post by: Generally Contrary on 04 April, 2003, 05:51:51 AM
A load of my back issues have names and addresses on them - picked them up from Oxfam.  I wonder who they are and why they got rid of massive comic collections.  Actually, whenever I see comic collections for sale in charity shops it makes me quite sad.  Either someone has died, or, perhaps worse, their partner has refused to put up with comics ANY LONGER and they must live on without them.

Or they've moved abroad, got bored of them, want to raise money for a favourite charity.  But lets stick with the first, sad explanations, eh?
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Post by: esoteric ed on 04 April, 2003, 05:59:09 AM
That's actually quite an interesting thought... wondering why they originally got rid, perhaps there's some comfort in knowing that true fans of the organ will track them down, pick them up and give them a good home afterwards.


Ed
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Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 04 April, 2003, 07:30:08 AM
I read mine... on the bog. (Hey, anyone who says different is lying. You've all done it!)
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Post by: esoteric ed on 04 April, 2003, 07:43:05 AM
I haven't read anything on the sh*tter ever, eaugh!

Ed
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Post by: Bart Oliver on 04 April, 2003, 09:28:17 AM
What, not even the time on your watch Ed?
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 04 April, 2003, 10:17:35 AM
always DREDD first.
followed by the order of which i enjoyed the last prog.
currently with VCs being second.and avatar being third.

where is read my prog. i have answered this before , but sadly the marina got closed down due to finacail problems recently and very strict controls on pleasure craft under the current security threats.

my lastest venue for thrill power absorbation.
the Orchird  golf and country club.
sat next to the pool. after a round of golf.
ice cold tiger beer at my side,and that only lightly annoying sound of the water fall tumbling into the crystal blue pool.
though it can be slightly traumatic to have re postion the sun shade now and then.
the only way to cool off after the thrill power over load is to sit in the jacuzzi and place the discman above the water level. and allow the thrill circuits to cool down.then a gentle sauna.
before once again going back to enjoy the prog again.
its a weekly ritual cuirrently curtailed due to the virus thing. but soon to be restarted again.

i will have to try this whilst in the tiollette thing. see how it compares.
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Post by: Mangamax on 04 April, 2003, 02:41:40 PM
Toilet based thrill power has been known if there's something relevant that week and the house is too noisy.
Otherwise its when eveyone's a-kip
or not in
or - when something REALLY important happens, like what happened to Dredd and the facehuggers -read that strip in Smiths before buying.
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Post by: Wils on 04 April, 2003, 04:47:02 PM
If my sub turns up before I go to work, I read Dredd and save the rest till I get home. Then I tend to read the rest of the stories in order (skipping Telguff) then read Input if it's there, finishing off with the Nerve Centre.
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Post by: WoD on 04 April, 2003, 04:48:08 PM
On the Loo.

Dredd first.  Telguth last.  Then it's a fee for all.
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Post by: Oddboy on 04 April, 2003, 05:12:20 PM
Often read the Nerve Centre on the loo, when I get in from work to find my subs envelope.

I try to wipe, flush & wash before starting on the stories or otherwise my legs tend to die & I can't walk afterwards.

Read it in order usually.
The Meg I read in random order, over a few days, and always after I've finished that weeks' prog.
I usually get home 1/2 hour or more before Oddgirl which gives me time to read the prog.
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Post by: Matt Timson on 04 April, 2003, 05:28:40 PM
Using the supreme willpower that is sadly lacking in virtually every other aspect of my life, I try not to pick up my progs less than every six weeks or so (longer if I can get away with it without the fascist bully boy at my local comic shop ringing me up and demanding I come pick them up) and I then read each complete story from start to finish.

If a story has yet to reach its conclusion, I just don't read it (although I've read bits and pieces of Incubus- come on- I'm only human).

I know it's weird- but I enjoy it more that way.  

Plus I don't go on some half assed rant about how crap a story is after the first episode and judge it in its entirety instead...

Ahhhh... smugness!
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Post by: Matt Timson on 04 April, 2003, 05:30:55 PM
I used to frown upon reading on the bog too- then I tried it one time and now DEMAND reading material while I wait for gravity to run its course...

No pushing and heaving for me :)
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Post by: WoD on 04 April, 2003, 05:42:25 PM
You should try it with colitis, you'd hardly have chance to read the first panel.
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Post by: longmanshort on 04 April, 2003, 05:47:45 PM
I have built up a small library in the loo to keep me occupied during my tedious ablutions (though they've become less tedious since taking up a high-fibre diet). The great thing is that you know you've spent too much time in there when your arse goes numb and you can't stand up anymore! It's like nature's egg-timer!
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Post by: Oddboy on 04 April, 2003, 06:23:09 PM
Somewhere along the line my Dad's nicked a little plaque saying "British Library Reading Room" which is now adorning the downstairs toilet in thier house.

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Post by: Last of the V8's on 04 April, 2003, 06:24:23 PM
I read it once when it arrives,editorial, nerve center then in order.
After that I read it in the bath at night.
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Post by: The Monarch on 04 April, 2003, 07:02:38 PM
i read it in order and hanging upside down from a clock tower...nah just kidding i read it in my bed
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Post by: Matt Timson on 04 April, 2003, 07:10:54 PM
Come now, Oddy- couldn't you have stuck that in "my dad's dumber than your dad"?

;)
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Post by: Slippery PD on 04 April, 2003, 07:15:33 PM
I read mine in the garden room (really an extension on the back of the house - my wife insists its a garden room) with a cup of tea on a Tuesday Morning

Yer Slippo
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 April, 2003, 02:43:11 AM
well despite troutman being a failed ex-monarch i do totally agree with him regarding the beginning to end philosopy, even the small print, no page must be turned until there is time to read it..

ahh how i turn my nose at your toiletry habits, however as the only rooms with locks & peace from kids... actually i generally read mine in the sanctuary of the bath ( the risk of dropping it in the water adds to the thrill)or in bed..
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 05 April, 2003, 05:50:09 AM
Bus or bog normally... yeah first page to last though I rarely resist a flick through...
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Post by: Capt.Zeep on 05 April, 2003, 05:55:32 AM
Now that spring is in the air, I read mine sitting on the back step in the sunshine, usually a monday lunchtime if it's come on time.  Read it through from beginning to end, skipping nerve centre (sometimes don't read that at all since tharg stopped being amusing and whimsical)
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 April, 2003, 07:05:04 AM
I'm a traditionalist, start at the beginning and finish at the end.

As for reading on the bog, I can't have a poo comfortably unless I have something to read. Usually that months doctor who magazine or sfx, or failing that, a trusty 2k annual or best of, which are shelved on my upstairs landing, just outside the toilet door.
Too much information?
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Post by: esoteric ed on 05 April, 2003, 10:31:29 AM
Bart, posiibly read the time, but I don't really spend too long on the poop shoot, I do confess to reading the occasional Bleach bottle details etc...

Ed