I can't type here, I talk rubbish. Oh woe.
But I got a really cool idea for Judge Death screenplay.
You see Death is pregnant and blah blah blah
scojo losing his mind
So anyway old Death comes to the big meg right?
So what's gonna happen?
Okay he goes around killing a few people. He's just being friendly.
Anderson gets possessed. I mean if I saw Anderson, I'd wanna possess her too!
You're mine baby!
Crude juvenile sexual thoughts etc to enhance joke.
Anyway back to the script. So she gets possessed right? Maybe Dredd comes to her rescue and they go off on a holiday in the Cursed Earth. Anything's better than Blackpool I guess.
But where you gonna go now eh? Aha! How is Death going to create his Necropolis on his own?
I think there should be more to a Judge Death and/or Dark judges story, than just killing people...
scojo whose ideas have ideas...
Judge Death pregnant? Oh no...
Anyone going out with this chick Deathella for a few weeks, kind a skinny and she swore she was on the pill? Whoever you were, you were digging on a dead dude! It's wrong on so many levels.
Why don't you write a novel Scojo?
Novels take so looooooooooong to write.
All this descriptive malarky. Me so lazy.
I know u want to be one PVS!
Seriously, you could write one if you have the time and submit it to Rebellion. They are planning a new series of books based on popular 2k characters.
The scojo novel shortened:
Judge Dredd appeared on his lawmaster bike like some demigod from Greek myth.
He barked an order (he was a dog in a former life you see) at the jay walker.
Get of the skedway now, he woofed.
The jay walker did what he was told, for Dredd was not a man with whom you wanted to argue. Well arguing with him was fine, it was just you always knew he'd win.
He was murder to play chess with too.
And so on, blah blah blah.
scojo
Scojo, when I was freelancing, I tried writing a Dredd novel between jobs. I got quite far in and loved the experience. It concentrated on an element within tech division testing new weapons technology on Mega City's underworld. It was when an operation went wrong, an off world freighter crashing into a city block, that Dredd started to untangle the web of corruption. Anyway, I have the greatest admiration for anyone who puts pen to paper, as I learn't it's hard work.
Did you finish it?
Maybe if you have the time, you should.
scojo
No I didn't. I've still got the bit I had written. I've considered finishing it and submitting it to fanzines but will probably never will. Guess it will stay in limbo forever.