Just wondered really.
I mean you hear about it, I've seen three nipples in both Goldfinger and Mallrats, but of course those were fake. Not that I want to watch that kind of thing, no, not really.
Just if I knew how many 2000AD readers had them I could work out the percentage of people in the world who do. If say, two people had them, that would be 1 in 15,000, that would mean over 50,000 in the world had them that would be about 500,000 people in the world. Half a million people in the world with three nipples, just imagine it for a second...
It's a bit of a quiet night isn't it?
PVS
It wasn't Goldfinger PVS.
It was the Bond film/novel - THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN. It was Scaramanga who had the 3 nipples.
scojo Bond anorak
And Scaramanga's were not fake!
He was born like that. Not that he was real of course...
scojo sad Bond anorak
I knew it was a golden something. Finger, gun, trigger, they are all connected somehow.
And, very cleverely pointed out, the psychic in Mallrat's extra nipple wasn't real.
2000AD, Bond, Kevin Smith movies, is there anything Scojo does not understand?
I was so bored I downloaded that Flesh game, I'll give it a go tomorrow.
Newts don't have nipples!
I've got five, if that helps.
Holy confusing statistics!
Already we have an estimated 250,000 sentient amphibians with no nipples and another 250,000 with 5.
This is proving more esciting than I ever dared dream!
I have four, but they're not all on my chest if that counts.
-tu-plang ... kon-uauk
++ Yes, all data is acceptable ++
++ Please check that extraneous nipples are in fact such and not moles, warts, bubo's or other abnormal growths ++
++ Your help in this matter is appreciated ++
Zzzzt!
++ Once we know how many nipples the human race has, our invasion will begin ++
++ Oh, the com link is still open ++
Zzzzt!