Title: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 11 August, 2003, 02:26:41 PM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 11 August, 2003, 02:26:41 PM
A top of the range toaster.
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Trout on 11 August, 2003, 02:27:49 PM
Post by: Trout on 11 August, 2003, 02:27:49 PM
They're all on drugs these days.
- Trout
- Trout
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Trout on 11 August, 2003, 05:07:45 PM
Post by: Trout on 11 August, 2003, 05:07:45 PM
Oh, alright then.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiin twoooo!
A Goblin teasmade!
- Trout
Iiiiiiiiiiiiin twoooo!
A Goblin teasmade!
- Trout
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: WoD on 11 August, 2003, 05:19:51 PM
Post by: WoD on 11 August, 2003, 05:19:51 PM
Well,
Not quite the same, but
Iiiiiiii WON a deep fat fryer the other day.
So you could put in 3 if you want.
Not quite the same, but
Iiiiiiii WON a deep fat fryer the other day.
So you could put in 3 if you want.
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Woolly on 11 August, 2003, 06:14:59 PM
Post by: Woolly on 11 August, 2003, 06:14:59 PM
Iiiiiiiin 4..
This lovely washer dryer!
And Bully's special prize....
A speedboat!
This lovely washer dryer!
And Bully's special prize....
A speedboat!
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 August, 2003, 07:16:24 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 11 August, 2003, 07:16:24 PM
what on earth are you talking about ?
is it a tv thing ?
is it a tv thing ?
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Trout on 11 August, 2003, 07:41:37 PM
Post by: Trout on 11 August, 2003, 07:41:37 PM
It's Bullseye, of course.
Lovely smashing super great!
- You can't beat a bit of Trout
Lovely smashing super great!
- You can't beat a bit of Trout
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Lobo Baggins on 11 August, 2003, 07:44:02 PM
Post by: Lobo Baggins on 11 August, 2003, 07:44:02 PM
++Iiiiiiiin 4..
This lovely washer dryer!
And Bully's special prize....
A speedboat!++
No, it was only a speedboat when the chimps couldn't throw properly and got to see 'here's what you would have won!'
Usually, actual winners would recieve a 'stunning set of garden furniture!' or 'an electric lawnmower!'...
This lovely washer dryer!
And Bully's special prize....
A speedboat!++
No, it was only a speedboat when the chimps couldn't throw properly and got to see 'here's what you would have won!'
Usually, actual winners would recieve a 'stunning set of garden furniture!' or 'an electric lawnmower!'...
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: fred on 11 August, 2003, 08:21:38 PM
Post by: fred on 11 August, 2003, 08:21:38 PM
I remember a 'loverly' couple from Birmingham winning a speedboat once.
The bloke was well chuffed.
The missus looked confused.
How many miles to the nearest stretch of water?!
"You're not keeping that bloody thing on the driveway!" you could hear her thinking.
And wasn't that a great way of making someone feel welcome after all the got was BFH - Bus Fare Home: "Let's have a look at what you could of won!" Yes Jim, let's really rub their noses in it, ya sadistic bastard!
fred
The bloke was well chuffed.
The missus looked confused.
How many miles to the nearest stretch of water?!
"You're not keeping that bloody thing on the driveway!" you could hear her thinking.
And wasn't that a great way of making someone feel welcome after all the got was BFH - Bus Fare Home: "Let's have a look at what you could of won!" Yes Jim, let's really rub their noses in it, ya sadistic bastard!
fred
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Lobo Baggins on 11 August, 2003, 08:30:07 PM
Post by: Lobo Baggins on 11 August, 2003, 08:30:07 PM
Bullseye was great - specially as the dartboard was subtly mis-aligned, making it almost impossible to hit what you aimed at...
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Generally Contrary on 11 August, 2003, 08:46:19 PM
Post by: Generally Contrary on 11 August, 2003, 08:46:19 PM
You mean to say that Bullseye! was nothing more than a televised fairground con. Except we were being conned - we paid for it (through the mark-up on advertised products).
Why, if I get my hands on that Jim Bowen...
Why, if I get my hands on that Jim Bowen...
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Trout on 11 August, 2003, 08:59:17 PM
Post by: Trout on 11 August, 2003, 08:59:17 PM
Smashing!
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Lobo Baggins on 11 August, 2003, 08:59:50 PM
Post by: Lobo Baggins on 11 August, 2003, 08:59:50 PM
++You mean to say that Bullseye! was nothing more than a televised fairground con.++
I don't think it was intentional - all the boards were placed one foot higher than a regular dartboard, so a hit that would normally be a tripple 20 or a bullseye would in fact miss the board - making it extremely difficult for an experience darts player to adapt (the non-darts playing member of the teams often scored much better than their expert partners, ISTR). What's more, they couldn't afford to change the set design for five years...and it was even more wrong afterwards.
I don't think it was intentional - all the boards were placed one foot higher than a regular dartboard, so a hit that would normally be a tripple 20 or a bullseye would in fact miss the board - making it extremely difficult for an experience darts player to adapt (the non-darts playing member of the teams often scored much better than their expert partners, ISTR). What's more, they couldn't afford to change the set design for five years...and it was even more wrong afterwards.
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: NikolaiDante on 12 August, 2003, 01:40:35 AM
Post by: NikolaiDante on 12 August, 2003, 01:40:35 AM
Iiiiinnnnn Eight!
Small, unused, Tactical Thermonuclear Handgrenade with the option AWOOGA siren attached.
Soooo. If a true diehard 2K fan WERE playing an updated version of Bullseye, WHAT would you like to see behind the eight slots?
Dante The Quizzical
Small, unused, Tactical Thermonuclear Handgrenade with the option AWOOGA siren attached.
Soooo. If a true diehard 2K fan WERE playing an updated version of Bullseye, WHAT would you like to see behind the eight slots?
Dante The Quizzical
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: jdmobius on 12 August, 2003, 03:14:11 AM
Post by: jdmobius on 12 August, 2003, 03:14:11 AM
Iiiiin 12!
A set of flying ducks wall ornaments circa Terry and June.
A set of flying ducks wall ornaments circa Terry and June.
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: jdmobius on 12 August, 2003, 03:16:50 AM
Post by: jdmobius on 12 August, 2003, 03:16:50 AM
D'oh! How did that happen?
Link: Try that again!!
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: ukdane on 12 August, 2003, 03:26:14 AM
Post by: ukdane on 12 August, 2003, 03:26:14 AM
Has a parody of Jim Bowen ever appeared in a Dredd tale?
Title: Re: Iiiiiiiiiiiin One!
Post by: Devons Daddy on 12 August, 2003, 02:40:49 PM
Post by: Devons Daddy on 12 August, 2003, 02:40:49 PM
in slot 1
a weekend with demarco. handcuffs included.
LETS HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE WON
would not seem like such a bad idea.
a weekend with demarco. handcuffs included.
LETS HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE WON
would not seem like such a bad idea.